I absolutely refuse to believe that his show, like Stephen Colbert, actually get millions of Youtube hits. It's astounding how unfunny they are.

Nobody watches this for the comedy. They watch to have their worldview confirmed. And there are a lot of retards out there.

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It's amazing that Jon Stewart couldn't find a better successor. It's like he didn't have a word in the whole business of it.

I don’t really think he did. He had been doing that show for a long time and just wanted to be done

Do you think he regrets retiring a year before politics actually became relevant to the everyday person?

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This cunts hair looks like a leather gridiron helmet from the 1920s.

Bronco Niggerski

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This South African needs to shut the fuck up about American politics and talk about how his cousins are brutually raping and murdering white people in his home country

But then how could he make that quirky smile with a furrowed brow that he does at the end of his ‘punchlines’ so know when to laugh or clap

That’s how I like my comedy. With facial ‘laughter’ and ‘applause’ signals

Well, the soccer moms and soyboys who watch his shit are so dumb they need to know when to clap and say "nerr Herr herrr, oRaNgE mAn bAd!".

Is that what they say?

I guarantee he can't go back to South Africa and have any legitimate conversations with people there. He'll have to pony up some money before his relatives will pay attention to him. Blacks in Africa are pretty based when it comes to blacks here, as in they don't like them.

In south Africa they have to have electric fences in communities to keep people safe and this asshole pretends he's scared of what happens here?!

Plus all the child rape and rampart murders.

But perceived imaginary bigotry here is the real issue.

Lotta problems in those castles

I have some portcullis jokes I'd like to use.

I remember seeing a document about Johannesburg's crime, in which a guy interviewed on the streets, said that sometimes he breaks into a families' apartments, takes their baby and puts it into a microwave and then starts blackmailing them.

There is so much crime, that every friday there's somewhat about hundred victims of mob streetjustice. People basically kill any criminal they get their hands on.

Due to the limited numbers of police officers, the goverment employs private security companies to work as one. They torture suspects, had assault rifles and military shotguns. For them it was basically just having a good time.

It was on Louis Theroux right?

That's right.

I would recommend anything from him.

Yeah, he's great.

Yeah but look at Drumpfs heinous wall and ice policies! Hitler!!!!

i wonder how many times hes pulled off the microwave baby bluff.

That sounds like a dream job

"It's racist to react to islamic terrorism by being angry at muslims, youre as likely to be attacked by a muslim terrorist as you are to be struck by lightning"

Same people: "Fucking right-wing INCEL white males are responsible for ALL of our problems, just look at those ten people who died last year to terrorism and the fact WNBA players make 1/10000 what males basketball players do! You know who's responsible for this? The people in this country who vote for milquetoast mainstream centrist republicans who've never promoted anything violent or politically edgy in their life"

I used to feel guilty that I understand Afrikaans because my ancestors colonised the place, but soon realised they literally have no respect for human life and suddenly didn’t feel half as bad. They have cars with flamethrowers.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=fDrzMGdYWZc

He fucking sucks. Ask any dumb white bitch who claims they’re a fan of his what their favorite joke of his is. They won’t have an answer. They’re a fan of the fact that he’s a celebrity who Ellen says they should like because he said he watches The Kardashians

I was talking to this South African chick for a few weeks and I had to pretend this guy was enjoyable. How can I ever respect myself again...

Don't fret. We've all some embarrassing sell out shit to get laid.

The amount of Housewives shows I’ve watched with some 4 is depressing

How was her unit?

What did her peckah juice taste like?

imagine a world where someone funny got the daily show and norm got late night that’s is the true timeline

A world where Tough Crowd never ended and Patrice controlled his diet.

I went from watching stewart/colbert a couple nights to not at all after they left. No way you can get good political satire from those 2 woke baboons.

Stewart and Colbert Report were great. I don’t agree with their politics, but they were funny. Now every late night show is the same shit, no jokes, just political lectures.

What the hell happened to Colbert? He was legit the funniest person on TV for years, and now he's just a finger wagging curmudgeon and commentator.

Trevor Noah stinks, and I don’t like him.

He totally lacks Jon Stewart's zaniness. He just reads jokes, there's no genuine funny there.

There is no one higher on the liberal deity chart than “minorities from other countries” that are outspoken critics of the US. Especially if they’re well spoken & with pleasant sounding accents, fucking forget it.

Except for short Indian men.

They still get zero respect and consideration from SJW white women.

Good

Well, they stink like shit and are creepy as fuck so that's completely understandable.

Where I come from we have a word we like to use to describe these sorts of people. It’s nigger.

We wouldn’t be in a constant state of terror if these idiots would stop their bellyaching.

I am terrified by the murder of comedy

It hasn't been murdered yet, it's just currently being savagely raped.

I don't mind it, comedy sucks.

I gave up on these shows (and comedy network as a whole) years ago.

Never watched, never will.

This unfunny fuck and John Oliver drive me crazy. I’m not a flag waving red hat but I just can’t get behind these foreigners shit talking America. We’ve got a lot of problems in this country but I’m not going to listen to some dainty asshole list them in a foreign accent. This faggot in particular is a poster child of woke “comedy “. What the fuck happened to comedians being funny? I want to hear some jokes but instead get a 20 minute lecture that somehow ends in a standing ovation.

You're a fucking moron.

Great point, and succinct

Don't forget the phony piece of shit Jim Jeffries.

Well, we can't find anybody as good as John Stewart, so let's just get some dude girls like looking at

It's not just that he's unfunny. It's that he's completely and utterly unoriginal. Every editorial he does is pulled directly from blue check marks.

I can’t stand this guy

I thought he was terrible and John Oliver was a shitty simile joke king until I discovered Hassan Minhaj.

That fucking guy on netflix is ridiculously retarded. The smuggest most unfunny sensational news cunt out of all of them. He takes all the shit thing about both of these guys and quantifies them to an unbelievable level douchebaggery.

"I'm America, the patriarchy subjugates women like this but in South Africa, the patriarchy subjugates women like this! Does silly accent

No were not, you fucking faggot.

And if anything: your fucking side started it.

So Sandy Hook and everything that happened under Obama's watch wasn't teerifying enough?

There's that brilliant indepthed analysis that this sub needs back.
rdon faggot

If this is too indepth for you, I've got a bridge to sell, pansy.

Lol look at this butthurt faggot.

He isn’t even black. He is mixed race. In South Africa he is called “colored.” Pure black people wouldn’t consider him a black man.

Who the fuck is living on terror seriously? Fucking faggots.

"We now live in a constant state of terror."

This statement has been getting tossed around since 9/11. But I'm sure it's still, "ORANGE MAN BAD!!" nonsense.

No, and he shit on Hitchens right after his death. Fuck this faggot forever.

Well, he can literally go back to Africa.

They call him "Token" behind his back.

"She's a half-African American half-Native American gender fluid lesbian whose new book, "White Men Are All Terrible" is on sale right now. Would you please welcome Shabazz Runs With Wolves!"

shit dick.

Bill Hicks said it. And it’s still true. These unfunny horrible tv cunts, they are sent from the depths of hell to come here and lower the standards of the earth.

On the contrary, shit just keeps getting funnier.

He’s good at delivering other people’s jokes