Anthony’s online dating profile photo with his Shelby.

29  2019-08-09 by lolercakesmcgee

14 comments

Wine, movies, spontaneous fun.

Bud Lite, Xanax, Seinfeld reruns.

This is way less embarrassing even though it’s boomer humor.

Radio “legend”

...he had a dating profile?

Yeah. Someone found his tinder profile. He had a lame picture where he was drinking a glass of wine in front of his Shelby. This was during his anorexic phase. He said he tried tinder and did horribly. It’s a shocker that girls in their 20’s aren’t into 58 year old ghouls.

Someone pointed out that his entire profile was made to say "I have money please don't look at my face".

It must be awful to have to choose between close ups of your picky, deformed face, or wide shots of your tiny, manlet frame.

Did they not know that he has a pool?

*backyard dinosaur

Seriously, is there a link to the “spontaneous fun” screenshot?

TYFYS

Wine, dinner, spontaneous Dick van Dyke references.