Listening to old Ron and Fez, 'Brother Joe' checked in

83  2019-08-08 by Bakersfield__Chimp

'Hey Ron, just checking in between hands at Foxwoods...' as if anyone cares what you're doing, fat fuck.

Signs off by saying 'Hey Ron, gotta go, looks like I have a flush draw'. As if they let you use a phone at the table or telling your opponents your hand is smart.

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It was a bluff you redditard. He had a joker and 3 unpaid child support slips in his hand.

Father of 4, sometimes 0

HE NEEDED THE MUNEY

O&A left him on hold.

It's because Opie ran the phones. And Gregg is dumb, but smart enough to know that a Joe phone call is like pulling the emergency brake to all humor.

Greg isn’t dumb. Might not be the funniest guy in the room but he knew how to direct a show.

Greg isn’t dumb.

You ever...like...think about water...?

Bees eat their vomit? Why can we eat our own vomit?

What's in salt water that makes it bad for you?

Floride

It could be as big as your imagination.

So Col... You made a coloring book???

Yeah, and that's one thing Opie does NOT do

Opie was consistently the engine of humor in the room. Always by far the wittiest/funniest.

Also best looking

Hahahaoooooly shit!

pulling the emergency brake on humor by taking phone calls

Thank goodness Opie never did that.

Let's go to Snowy in Michigan. SNOWAAAAYYYY!

Hey, Earl, we got any child spit back there?

Fresh out boss

Fuck, I’m starving

He wants people to envy him so bad.

I envy his ability to be blissfully unaware of what a loathsome retard he is.

Holy shit, I was listening to the same fucking show recently. He was “so up in chips,” right?

Exactly, which I think is slang for 'a huge cock sucking faggot'.

Besides Joe, those shows really hold up. Strongly, too.

Random Ron and Fez clips are so much better than even the best of O&A.

I’ve been going through daily shows from NEW ‘02.

Pre Fez mental breakdown anyway

Even post.

How do you get old R&F clips? Doesn't work on spreadthevirus which is the only archive site I've managed to find.

youtube

11k $200. To be exact.

You actually can't talk about hands at a poker table, anyone who's played poker knows that you'll get kicked out. The casino doesn't know if you are colluding with other people at the table, so they don't allow you to talk about your hand in any fashion. Caught in another lie, samcro.

He really is a pathological liar. He's tripped himself up on his own lies here so many times I've lost count. His brother is just a big a liar, but he's a little better at it because he can keep his stories straight most of the time.

the egg opens up

Anthony is better at it because he used to have some things worth bragging about. Joe doesn't have a positive rep anywhere and he doesn't own a thing his brother didn't pay for.

I cringe bad any time that pumpkin headed, child spit drinking pedo is even mentioned on R&F

Except when Ronnie laughed at him when appearing on People's Court

Joe has accomplished so little in life that he identifies himself as someone's brother before he gives his name. Joe is Anthony's appendix.

What an attention whore