Younger generations all tend to have more of a “I use Facebook” attitude, whereas people of Joe’s age bracket seem to think that their Facebook page belongs to them. They get really protective of their page and post edicts like “DO NOT SEND ME A FRIEND REQUEST IF I DONT KNOW YOU” as if people are just clamoring to add some 74 year old woman from Wisconsin who frequently uses her status update field to search for recipes and has seven identical selfies in her profile pictures folder.

Newsflash Joe (and all other boomers): your Facebook account isn’t your property. Mark Zuckerberg didn’t give you a platform to post impact font political memes and talk about your latest bunion scraping because he thinks the world needs to hear that shit. The reality is you’re just being farmed for data, which is fitting in Joe’s case because he’s a cow.

tl;dr - Joe Cumia is a cow