Bob Kelly is fat.

41  2019-08-08 by Phkna1

It is all I got. I am not a creative person. Thanks for reading. Oh yeah, Joe Cumia is a fat retard. That too.

19 comments

1  ElFaporino 2019-08-08

At least you aren't a bad driving, deadbeat homosexual

1  Sienfeld202 2019-08-08

Remember that Billy the bassman bit where Bobby couldn't come up with jokes so they had to feed him lines from paltalk. Meanwhile Eastside Dave a mere civilian, did the same bit before with original lines as Davey Red. LET IT BE KNOWN

1  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-08-08

Black Earl is arguably funnier than Bob Kelly.

1  jsnoots 2019-08-08

When did this happen?

1  UhLookHereMan 2019-08-08

no one will care when bob kelly dies

1  Phkna1 2019-08-08

Except the EMTs who have to carry him out

1  UhLookHereMan 2019-08-08

poor bastards

1  Jungies 2019-08-08

I thought you said you weren't creative?

1  Phkna1 2019-08-08

Just a civilian. Not good enough to sit with the faggots at the Cellar table

1  itsdeegan 2019-08-08

On a worldly scale, yeah that’s accurate. But I probably will on some level. I like him because he has a good balance of wit, angry, and self-depreciation. I don’t want him to die, but he'll probably go before Artie which is fucked.

1  UhLookHereMan 2019-08-08

Bob Kelly has always sucked, unfortunately

1  D0WhatN0w 2019-08-08

Fair point sir, fair point.

1  CuteChula 2019-08-08

Hes not fat, hes obese.

1  NeverBeenOnMaury 2019-08-08

Bob Smelly

1  ElFaporino 2019-08-08

are we starting a Bob Kelly Obesity Intervention? Because i'd definitely be in for that. That guy needs help

1  Phkna1 2019-08-08

Intervention? I'm just mocking his fat ass.

1  ElFaporino 2019-08-08

I figured we'd do both at once

1  Phkna1 2019-08-08

I'm in.

1  ElFaporino 2019-08-08

we should try to start promoting a Bob Kelly Benefit...