"Oh hey, sorry to bother you but I noticed on your laptop screen you have a picture of you at dinner with Princess Alena. I'd love to hear about this encounter."

That sneaky photo of his lumpy head next to a dolled up, disinterested Viking berserker. It should have won a Pulitzer.

That one doesn't get reposted enough. Someone repost it

"I noticed your anus was prolapsed. I'd love to hear about this encounter."

"I noticed your 4 bottles of prep in your bag. I'd love to hear about your gay encounters."

“ not sure if out bidding Leo for dinosaur bones was a wise investment “

I noticed you left a burrowing hole in my apple.

"I noticed you left stab wounds in the backs of your former cohosts. I'd love to hear about this encounter."

I cant wait until Sam's stab wound riddled body when that pile of garbage is no longer making money

Sam will betray Jim first.

You really have to be Norton levels of pathetic to be lesser than Nic Cage.

Lesser in what sense?

He's given great performances in some damn good movies (Wild At Heart, Leaving Las Vegas, Bad Lieutenant POC:NO) and won an Oscar. I could give a shit about the 5-8 piece of shit paycheck movies he does every year. He's infinitely more talented, accomplished and interesting than Blinky McFlailinghands

I don't know if I read that right but just in case there's a confusion here, I was referring to Cage.

Norton is arguably the most pathetic piece of shit out of all of them.

I knew what you meant, and I was agreeing with you sweet pea

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”Oh, from the Opie and Anthony show! Tss... or something, right? I love all your characters. What's it like throwing the ball around with the guys?”