"You guys are truly pathetic I'll keep this short and never come back"

Proceeds to write a novel and posts 10 more times.

a wall of impenetrable, egregious stupidity.

That sums up his life pretty well too.

Theres no need to read his posts, get the main points, assume the opposite is true and you're there.

"Egregious"? Whoah whoah there buddy we wanna keep this at a 3 syllable max in this sub, we have differently able people about

Cows aren’t known for their brevity.

your moms box

Your mom's panicked last years abandoned in a nursing home

Ohhh... "your mom's box" refers to her tacky open CASKET..

NOT

her slutty, open minge.

I wondered why "your mom's puss" was such a badass sign off. "Your mother's dead, bud" make SO much more sense!

Extremely low IQ people always do this emoji shit when they're frustrated/angry, just something I've noticed.

The blacks are notorious for that. Just look at any black-related trending topic on Twitter and your screen will be littered with those emojis.

Yes, black people are literally children their entire life.

That means until they turn 25 and get shot outside of a rim shop.

That's pretty racist

JAPANESE

KNOCK KNEES

LOOM AT THESE

SOUND FAMILIAR MR TAKEI~

How is Sara Lynn these days?

Contained in her own sub.

What is the deal with that chick? Is she another "chatacter" from here? Like some fat 38 year old dude pretending to be a lil girl? I find it hard to believe she's a real person with how hard she tries to sound all feminine and 9-year-old-y.

Both scenarios are entirely possible. Hell Knickers pretended to be Asian for an entire year. Followed by a pirate.

So really, any level of weirdness wouldn't shock me in the least.

a pirate

This fucking sub...

Yeah... We just let him create. /r/opieandanthony is a lot of things, but one thing it excels at, is being a safe space for retards and facilitating their craft.

Did anyone keep track of just how many times, across how many alts, he delivered one of his sub retirement speeches? Has to easily be in the dozens. And the retard's still here every single day from 4 A.M. to 10 P.M.

Extremely low IQ people always do this emoji shit when they're frustrated/angry, just something I've noticed.

Yes, because people have done it to them when they have been fuming and raging mad, so they adopted it as a defence mechanism.

(Edit: I don't know how to properly quote shit, so that's why that looks very gay)

Yes, it's exactly like the Worm Morton.

Someone called him "baby boy" in an argument once, and it really got to him, so he started using it to be condescending towards people.

Because they can't express themselves with words and resort to physical reactions, and with no way to do that on a text based medium they always go for the emojis

I have a sneaking suspicion he's posting the DMCA's under the guise of representing BOC.

While taking BBC

😂😂😂