I’m gonna keep this short.

80  2019-08-08 by JadenSmithPhilosophy

Types six paragraphs

17 comments

What could you possibly mean?

SUBPOENA

He really is an obsessed unemployed zilch, lol

SUBPOENA

Hush, child

I can't wait til Joe is imprisoned so we can get back on that fat faggot

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Considering how that zero lead to the death of our entire community-- it seems, even by r/opieandanthony standards, pretty retarded to kick that shit up again with tubby

Old Joey's the biggest redditard of them all.

The Short Version: six paragraphs

The Long Version: six paragraphs with two extra lines at the end

+PS

Ah, Old Joey, he's a harmless & meaningless character, hardly even a person, let alone a man.

They are not people

The failed author phenomenon that surrounds this place

Remember that novelty Twitter account Bobo Translator? Maybe we should make one that summarizes that welfare queen's monotonous bullshit in three sentences or less.

So so so so so so, you mean to tell me I'm not that smart

It's amazing that Low T JoeH has the energy and stamina to type as much as he does. I will give him that one.