Nice shoes faggot.

The Edge’s legendary Nike Monarch’s.

Fresh out of the box.

Plain white sneakers, the middle aged drinks shoe of choice.

Summerfest. Jesus fucking christ

What is summerfest? It looks like something indoors so the name doesnt fit.

I have no idea but I assume it's the name of their strip mall tour. They're going to end it at an olive garden

This is embarrassing.

Laugh all you want but u/DOXXER100 was COMP’D at both Sbarro & Auntie Anne’s that day.

Gene's so fucking badass. Joe knows, that's why he went running to the cops when he got Gene angry.

$2500 net to band (after agency fee) for that gig. PA provided. 300ea to my 3 band members...about $100 for gas in the van, and $1500 to me. Go ahead, shit on that for a 90min set. It’s expected, but it doesn’t change the truth.

Is the IRS aware of any of that

Isn't there a hotline for such a thing?

Doubt he declares it. Also lowers his monthly child support payments.

Those are some righteous bucks Joey Buttlicker!

So on top of everything else, you’re also a greedy prick. Good stuff

im shocked, SHOCKED i tells ya

Yo scumbag are you going to respond what I just said to you? On a post 31 minutes ago you asked who I was and I told you but instead of being a man 15 minutes ago you went and said shit on this post. You fucking coward my name's Brandon Jones I doxxed myself to prove how much of a pussy you actually are. And honestly you haven't disappointed.

Brandon Jones: Not a PHONY

/u/doxxer100 now that you cant doxx him whats your brilliant move there tough guy? Nothing, as usual. Just like your class action lawsuit against a bunch of internet strangers. Fat fuckin 65yr old loser. Get the fuck out of here.

We don't care how much money you made 6 years ago you hack, you are fucking rocking Air Monarchs so I think you're full of shit.

Which you promptly hid from the IRS and wasted on more shit quality, Chinese child labor sweatshop guitars you found from clicking Facebook ads targeted at dumb sucker consumers like you.

No wonder Gene beat the shit out of you.

Are you seriously bragging about making $1500? Do you realize how little money that is?

How much did you make any of the other days that week? I'm going to guess "nothing", because you don't have a job.

Do you know why the other band members accept $300 while you take $1500? Because they have jobs where they make way more than that and don't have to depend on a strip mall gig to make ends meet.

He's lying, as per usual. We can assume we made about half of that, then drank away half of that.

Slugging Jamison in the "Cumia lane" while you're late taking your kid to school can get costly.

Mind over matter. Anyone can do it.

NOEATINGAFTER8PM

I did the math

Damn, you went all in!

This shit explains it all

Do your bandmates know how badly you're fucking them over?

Now we know just how much gene got fucked over. What a piece of dogshit.

They certainly can. Don't we still have all their Twitter accounts from the old days?

Gene's gonna take JoeyH to small claims court.

::People's Court bongos echo somewhere in the distance::

Does anyone actually believe a dumb strip mall gig paid 2500? I guarantee he was paid in "exposure"

To Auntie Anne’s

Joe is the type of grease that makes /r/beggarschoosers run

You did not get paid 2500 bucks to play at a mall you rotund lying shitbeast.

Even if you did, imagine bragging about it...

Assuming they even did pay you at all and you're not just lying, is that supposed to impress us? $1500? Big fucking deal. Besides, it doesn't make you any less of an embarrassing old bum who sucks at playing music because that's what you are and no amount of money is going to change that fact. I hope you saved it though. You're going to need it soon after the creditors get ahold of your miserable failure of a brother and throw the both of you out on the fucking street.

Ummmm that’s it? That’s not much money bro, especially for trading your dignity. I’m embarrassed for you. Be better.

Your mom brought home sucking cock I'm sure to support you and your pedo brother after daddy bounced.

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$1500!!! Yippee!!! My mortgage alone is more than that but I guess a low income apartment complex dweller on the ass end of Long Island person as yourself finds that to be a big hunk of change.

You wouldn't know the truth if it fucked your brother in the ass.

Damn son. 18k a year. Ouch, haters.

How long have you been ripping off your bandmates?

When you see the wider shots of this embarrassing scene it's just people using the chairs to rest for a minute and parents resting with their kids, changing diapers, etc. No one is showing any real interest in the dumb band. They're there for the chairs.

Did he polish those dad walkers for the show? What a maroon

How could any rube with the least amount of U2 knowledge take his shit show seriously? When you do a cover band, you at least TRY to look like the band you are impersonating. This fucken oaf looks like he just finished raking leaves and ate 2 pizzas.

The complete indifference of the shoppers says it all

There are 7 people in this picture outside of the two faggots and all of them are not paying them any mind.

::People's Court bongos echo somewhere in the distance::

Edged Out and Faux No.

Joe eyes closed thinking about being dped at the ranch after his "gig"

So, he is in a U2 cover which obviously means he is a big fan of them. U2 are pretty much more known for their politics and philanthropy more than the music. Every single thing about Joe Cumia is diametrically opposed to U2. It’s so hilarious and embarrassing at the same time.

Looks like a pretty big turnout