Milla Jovovich announced her third pregnancy today, three guesses whos not, nor would ever be, the father.

44  2019-08-07 by BloviatingUdders

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Well since Joe has low T and is a homosexual, it can't be him.

Ahem, I believe you mean intellectual homosexual.

Her husband is 6'3'' - google it! - why would she go for anything less?

Impossible. Everyone knows the maximum height a man can achieve is 6'1.

Have you seen the test load Joe blows?

No? Well go to the back wall at Big Apple

I mean he could've been, but their schedules clashed.

Is it me?

Depends on the scheduling

Sounds like Joe's been spreading his speed. Dare I say we have another Cumia baby for Anthony to fuck.

I sense a special Joe Cumia episode of Maury

Fake story. Old Joey Buttlicker just asked if he could have a picture, bugged her like the worm and made that stupid face he does in all his pictures than made everything else up like his other bullshit stories. Loser.

Pretty sure it's more than three, she's had at least one vacuumed out.

Joe read that story and a piece of his heart that he keeps hidden underneath all of the children's saliva and Nana's money was crushed. A small part of him wondered if events had been just a little different if perhaps....just perhaps....he could be routinely forgetting to pick that kid up from school in 10 years.

He can still drive them to school..

Obviously. She can’t handle a 6’1” guy’s dick....