Let's be honest, Joe does make money. He does play in a tribute band and he owns it.

Is that income enough to pay for gas to schlepp back and forth, raise a daughter, plus 3 other unnamed children, all the while tutoring 6 underprivileged inner city youts?

Not without Nana's special childhood pact money. Not without Carol's dead husband's money.

Joe sometimes plays in tribute bands. His gigs have a nasty habit of being cancelled, for some reason.

Joe plays like 2-4 times a month. He can't be making more than $1000 max. That's $12k a year, which only covers his food and Ranch membership.

It’s probably barely enough for the gas.

I work with a guy that was basically a ditch digger on the Texas - Mexico border and was treated like a slave nigger for 10 years until he found something better

Not all boomers are worthless lazy idiots like Joe

That might’ve been me. You idiots think I lounged around my whole life. I didn’t. I earned the right. You might too someday.

Look around you and where you are. This is exactly what you've "earned", you fucking lummox. You're entitled to shit.

”He’s ready to order!”

He's a Cumia. Joe Sr fucked all of them.

"AntH" was gobbling his dick in the shower like a kid drinks from a rubber hose in the Summer.

You earned the right to sponge off someone?

It's such a vaginal way of thinking...

Good ol low T Joe

You've earned the right to expose me. Tell everyone my name and IP address.

Lol, your brother earned the right. You mooched, you big loser.

Dude, you've been living off of Anthony welfare since you were in your late thirties. That means at most you worked twenty or so years. This is just you justifying your entitled, lazy existence. Get a fucking job and contribute something to society, you goddamned leech.

Further, by your own admission, you were a terrible employee and you stole from your employers. Jesus Christ, do not try to pretend that you worked hard for anything. You're a lazy, non-contributing sponge who deserves to be looked down on and mocked. Unfortunately, you will never understand this or see it that way.

Look at this fucking idiot

You know it’s possible to just read this sub and not comment every 30 minutes. The more you try to explain yourself the more flustered and bothered you come across.

Even George Constanza eventually gave up with the whole jerk store thing eventually.

You didn't earn shit you fucking idiot. I know you like to pretend that you had a major part in O&A success, but you did not. All Anthony got into was local radio making shit pay for years. What got them syndicated and huge salaries was 100% due to Opie and Anthony working together. Period.

While we are on that...let's point out the obvious fact that it is not the Opie, Anthony, and Old Joey show. Opie saw the talent, and SURPRISE, it was not you.

The rest of your "living" consists of emulating a shitty successful band. Even your company (lol) is tied to your little brother. "President of Brother Joe Entertainment. How fucking pathetic is that.

Joe you haven't earned a god damn thing. You have no talent. You get off on posting in this subreddit. Worst of all you are a FRAUD. I doxxed myself and came at you as a reasonable person. You backed down like a pussy.

Who are you? What is it you do? When did I ever back down from someone who I have no clue about? You think too much of yourself.

LOL, listen to the desperation.

You have backed down from plenty offers to fight people you fat titted cunt.

does it make you mad when Anth spends money he could give to you on iPads for 12 year olds?

I'm Brandon. Jones the guy that doxxed myself and posted a picture of my ID, I know you post on here too much to remember specifics, you threatned to sue me if I called you a pedophile and I said I wouldn't call you that cause there was no proof or evidence. And I told you to man up and a few other things that were legitimate and instead you went and commented on other posts in the subreddit. You fucking phony, this is proof you are just a coward. I came at you rational and with intelligence. You sat there and called me a retard and "the next you" which is the most offensive thing to say to someone. If I am the next you I'd eat a bullet right now, you FRAUD.

Get off your cell phone, stop foaming from your mouth with what you think are clever posts you have on this subreddit and be a fucking father. I know you give this subreddit more attention then you do your own daughter. You pathetic excuse of a man

Lemme speak your language, “You know nothing... and you know it!!”

Everything you say is embarassing. Grow some self awareness.

Let me speak your language,

Im going to keep this short...

Back in the day we Enjoyed your brother AntHs shenanigans on the radio and we LOVE the autismal Opster but everyone here despises you. You’re a loathsome piece of shit. The feelings you invoke here are disgust, pity and BIWILDERMENT more than anything.

ME on the other Hand… I AM a big music STAR!! I Play guitar better than you Joe!!! I have a RIGHT and DUTY to call out shitty guitar players and STOLEN VALOR old tards because I PLAYED IN A BIGGER MORE TALENTED BAND (youre jealous) and I SERVED in the US MARINE CORE (Semper fi!!!)..

The only reason u come here is ur jealous of my actual service in te Marines (points at marines t shirt) and GET FREE perks like people respect me… Unlike u jealous stolen valor shithead!! Whatever u wanna believe tho joe!!

I ALSO toured with Zeppelin (!!!) and they wanted me to be their main guitar player but I was not only TOO TALL but TOO HANDSOME! Sorry they said even tho they needed me!! Am a big deal in my own head, please don’t contradict my Delusions!!!!

I am BEWLIDERMENT at Amazement that U don’t even care and RESPECT my service for this country or AMAZING talent 😢... LIBTARD ß that is YOU joe. US dress up (biggewst libtards ever) u live in ur brothers basement u cant hide u DOXXed urself u fat tard.

Hillary voters are jealous of my lifes and TRUMP and wat he and I do from day to day, they want to be entertainers like me but NOT HAPPENING!!!! ME and Trump close friends since when HE hired Me and Zepellin to play for him 😲 😲 😲 !

The reason led zeppelin are called that is because on first day of recording I shot a zeppelin down with a big fuckin' gun. (lead zeppelin… GET IT Millenial?) TRUE story! Ur jealous!

Acress Emma Stone took a picture with me yesterday, we laughed at had a long, intelligent conversation and I could tell she wanted to FUCK. 😎 We were going to go out on a date but are schedule unfortunately! Big Shame cause I would have fucked her with my low test limp dick and she would have cried form pleassure! 😜

I am a WAR HERO and lost an arm AND a LEG in operation Desert Storm! Wat did u do for ur country, apart from wear a veteran hat and dress up as a military personel!!!?

How should we solve this problem of internet bullying? Good question... hmm... I think TRUMP should ask his BROTHER for a LOAN – and then make a different internet where JOE is SAFE because he can’t handle REALITY…

Ok. So now that I got all that off my chest, you canMake fun of Me!!!... as usual. I AM ALWAYS VICTIM DON’T FORGET that Milenialls!!

Call me a LIAR... False Valor t My FACE we see..! I KICK UR ASS MAN TO MAN!!!!

#VETERAN #SELFIMPORTANCE #FAMOUSGUITARPLAYER

"Lemme speak your language,"

"What do you mean the check bounced!? My little brother directly deposits my allowance every month!!!"

Good one Joe, how can I know nothing and know it too, that's called a paradox you moron

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He backed down multiple times

Unless ke you I back my shit up so I do think highly of myself, cause I'm not a PHONY like you

Tell us your work history

You’re a fucking faggot parasite who feeds off of what’s left of your pedophile brothers fortune

Imagine coming from an era where you could afford to raise a family, buy a house, and retire at 65 on a bus driver's wages ans STILL have to depend on your little brother to feed your kids.

Imagine being from Long Island

And not leaving

Hey now, he drunk drives to various bar gigs outside li semi regularly

Outside the hemisphere too!

I’m actually pretty comfy. You dummies love to project what you wish to be true. Own a home (almost paid off) have a healthy and happy child (technically only one) who loves me. A family that was always caring and supportive of one another, especially my 2 siblings...and I do whatever the fuck I want to do, whenever I want to do it..within reason.

you kids are so angry at boomers. Lookie here li’l ones. Everyone lives off of someone else to some extent... Some people have to work really hard for it (you) and others, the ones who get lucky, not so much... (me). Calling people failures, projecting fantasy scenarios of the horrendous lives they supposedly lead, saying they’re ugly, the moooooo or trying to belittle and diminish their professionally proven talents doesn’t make any of it true.

I get it. You’re pissed off that my generation “had it so easy” and all you get are the scraps. It sucks!! I can agree with you there. I’d NEVER want to be your age and trying to establish myself in todays day and age. Too many dickbags looking to do podcasts or write songs, or be radio guys or actors...comedians...writers...etc..etc..

Then there’s the economy, Socisl Security taking a shit, impossible to get a mortgage without holding down 3 jobs, opiate abuse, racism, bigotry, mass shootings, gangs out of control... You can’t try to pick up a girl like the old days #metoo you get fired for telling a hottie in the office she looks nice today...AntiFa, BLM, Aryan Brotherhood, White Nationalists, Global Warming.. and Rich Vos at the Stanhope house In Stanhope NJ on Thursday Aug. 15.

It’s almost incomprehensible...but at the end of the day, it’s all your problem. Not mine. All your fuckery with me... and when I’m dead, you’ll still be pissed off at the world. Good luck bro.

So you're bragging about receiving welfare payments from your little brother? Are you really that clueless?

I own a home, a car, and I paid for them with my own money that I earned from my JOB. Who paid for all your stuff, Joe? You're a non contributing zero with a room temperature IQ and a weight problem.

Does everything you write need to be novella length?

5 paragraphs to say "Fuck you got mine"

You think we're jealous of you having it easy? lmao any shit for brains that grew up around computers nowadays can make more money than your shitty stipend with minimal effort. You are a leech that contributes nothing to society. That's why we make fun of you. How are you not getting this?

You never established yourself as anything other than a fat titted retard. You don't even have a true actualization, you're brother Joe. The height of your musical creativity is pretending to be in a band who'd hate your guts if they knew who you were.

This place is full if fat fucking retards and even they'd blush at the idea of free basing crack with their dead whore mother. Or at the very least have the courtesy to visit her at some point during a drawn out 5 year battle with dimentia. You're very lucky you were born with a brain as smooth as hers ended up being, so at least you can't ever fully comprehend how fucking pathetic you are.

I'm a professional educator

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dimentia

MOOO

Lol how the fuck are you 60 and your house isn't paid off when you've been getting allowance from your lil' brother for decades? What a lazy slob you are.

Pretty sure it's an apartment/townhouse. He's such a zero.

What a yammering retard

I’d NEVER want to be your age and trying to establish myself in todays day and age.

Why? It's not like you established yourself in your day anyway.

Has anyone ever mentioned how ugly carol is?

Only here. Never anywhere else.

Hi fat head

Thats astonishing

I believe that, Joe. I used to have a beautifully tanned baseball mitt myself. Got compliments on it all the time when I played beer league softball. Granted, I never gave mine a stupid nickname like "Carol" or fucked it or anything, but still.

Now that's just unbelievable

Joey and the Crone hang out exclusively with blind people.

Yeah people surprisingly don’t insult ugly as fuck people to their faces.

A family that was always caring and supportive of one another,

Didn't you ant Ant leave her to rot alone, and then your dopey ass immediately brought up how she was a Liberal in your retarded Facebook eulogy? Or are you referring to all the pictures of you weirdly grabbing Dawn's tits?

happy child (technically only one) who loves me

Give it a few years and she'll be wheeling you out into a busy highway and leaving you there.

Dont worry daddy I'll leave you in the joseph lane.

Here again all day writing shit no one will ever read, huh? You are pathetic as fuck, dude. You're 60. Probably about time to get a life.

So caring that you abandoned your whore mother to rot in a home for the last five years of her life. I genuinely hope the old cunt had a moment of clarity at the end and croaked realizing what utter disappointments her two sons were.

Own a home (almost paid off)

How is it not paid off yet? 60k/year for free over even just 10 years is 600k (presumably) tax-free dollars. That humble bungalow of yours can’t be that expensive. Joe you earn less than a teenager working minimum wage part-time, go work as a greeter in a Walmart or something.

According to public records, it’s less than $300,000

No lie why don't you just shut the fuck up? You are a 60 year old man who spends hours a day trying to defend yourself on a subreddit you talk about suing. Do you have nothing else to do in your life. It speaks volumes to how pathetic your life really is. You call us all obsessed but look it what it does to you. Its legitimately sad Joseph. Instead of spending time with your daughter and you are probably on your phone foaming from the mouth thinking how clever you are when you are just ignoring your own flesh and blood. I feel so bad for her man I know what it's like growing up without my father in my life. Why don't you start being a man for once in your life.

be honest. how much shame do you feel accepting little brothers money because you have failed at life

Everyone lives off of someone else to some extent.

No they don't, you bloviating simpleton.

Everyone lives off of someone else to some extent... Some people have to work really hard for it (you) and others, the ones who get lucky, not so much... (me).

This makes absolutely no sense. The people that are working "really hard for it" are not living off of anyone. They're earning their money. You live off of your brother's money because you're a lazy asshole. You're not "lucky". You're a mooch who feels entitled to money that his sibling earned. You're everything you claim to hate about minorities and "millennials" (I'm still not convinced you know what a millennial is, that's why it's in quotes).

it’s all your problem. Not mine.

As usual, you forgot your daughter.

I haven't seen someone need an editor this bad since "Starship Repo"

tl;dr

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Can someone summarize?

You need a podcast

All of your derogatory commentary following my exposition only confirms it’s honesty and bolsters its integrity. Work hard young men. Rise to the challenge or fail, but don’t settle for merely lashing out angrily. At least be able to say you gave it your best. You are THE FUTURE or THE END. The choice is entirely yours. Joseph Cumia-2019

Stop trying to sound smart, stupid.

This man is a dummy.

mooooo

"All of the counterpoints raised against my yammering horseshit proves my right."

Your self-righteous idiocy truly is the stuff of legend.

”Have a younger sibling that gets rich and get him to take care of you for your entire life, young men”

confirms it’s honesty and bolsters its integrity.

Please stop trying to sound smart when you don't understand basic contractions. And using both versions of it's/its to the same end does not cover your ass. It makes you look dumber.

The spaghetti nig found a thesaurus and still managed to fuck it up.

What you’re saying is drivel word salad and I’m embarrassed for having read it. Anthony must be so annoyed with you for making everything worse . No wonder Keith runs compound while you have no involvement or influence.

Anthony bought a 40 year old man a laptop because he thought it was a 14 year old girl.

You're a tool

Work hard young men.

The only time you've ever remotely come in the vicinity of this is a weekend at the Big Apple Ranch.

Nice to see you still have your thesaurus

JoeH, my first born freebase partner, why did you leave me to rot alone and die? Ghost of RoeH Cumia-2019

Numbskull Joe tries so hard to sound smart and fails every single fucking time, but this takes it to a new level. The jarring use of the word "exposition", the guesswork with the punctuation in "its", the meaningless attempts at rhetoric, the name and date at the end. Its like brilliant satire.

Joe lolcow Cumia

Take a bow Joe

Stop trying to use big words tough guy, I'm sure when hanging out with the likes of Fred from Brooklyn you feel like a pontificating genius philosopher, but we see you as you are, an uneducated, cow eyed simpleton.

Dude, burn your thesaurus, it makes you sound even dumber.

HA, dinosaurs were extinct millions of years ago. Stupid millennials.

That's not how you use those words.

it’s honesty and bolsters its integrity

lol

and Big Apple Joe's advice is to work the hard young men. Not, "work hard, young men". But how do you get them hard in the first place if you don't work them?

Rise to the challenge or fail

Well we know which you did.

I'm still not sure I'd put Joe in with Baby Boomers. Is he 70 years old now? I'd put him close to the 'Generation X' grouping but he's close enough to a Boomer for the OP's good point:

It might have been Gladwell's 'Outliers' but he pointed out that in North America, The classic 'Boomers', those who came into adulthood in the late 60s, they had to try and fail in order to not be successful.

Seriously. It wasn't an exaggeration. The 'success measure' was fairly low but like 'own a home, be promoted ever 5 years, have x-retirement funds, pay off home by 40, retire early etc'.

I'm sure it was Gladwell but the author made a point of proving it by selecting out a 'typical New York suburb', going back to 1968 or whatever the 'peak Boomer era'. then he painstakingly followed up like 100 grads. basically 98 of them easily met it. No, this is even someone who started as 'mail boy'. It didn't matter - they ALL owned relatively nice homes, had 100K + incomes, basically all had what is now deemed upper-middle class 'very comfortable' lifestyles, yearly vacations and interesting most retired early.

The 2 or 3 who failed? They had to do it by committing relatively serious crimes, anti-social, try and go bankrupt, be alcoholics etc. Like they had to work hard to fuck up owning a home and a decent job with sweet ass benefits, a 2-car garage, etc.

He also did a good job explaining how that happens, why, how the economics and shifts worked so you could 'do nothing' and inevitably you'd just float on up to comfortable living. If you WANTED to be successful and made any form of actual efforts you were inevitably going to have an easy million dollar retirement at aged 55 yes. Even if you did something as lowball shitty as slap some 'blackface' on and do an 'OJ Simpson' parody song you'd be slung into a million dollar radio gig it was that good.