Obviously he's just too stupid to comprehend his behavioral retardation and general obliviousness, but perhaps this will open his mind to the possibility that he's just not an intelligent person.

*You fuckers are thick headed. Again...

Because I enjoy fucking with the people who fuck with me and mine. It’s simple. The 10 or so individuals with 5 or so alts who are the principle, active, shit-posting sociopaths with no other outlet than this silly place, say you enjoy laughing at my supposed stupidity and lack of skill on the interwebs.

I simply enjoy receiving emails with DMCA takedowns completed or seeing a “(deleted)” regarding user/post/comment.

Lookin kids, One day we’ll all have a beer together and laugh at all of this!! No hard feelings?!?! Hahaha!! Oh, this gets better every day!!! Enjoy!

PS- No, I’m not drinking. Straight as a pin. Just in a great mood!*

• It can be spelled "thickheaded" or "thick-headed." Joe somehow picked the one incorrect option, which is separating them into two individual words.

• Because I enjoy fucking with the people who fuck with me and mine. This is a sentence fragment, and makes zero sense.

• Numbers between zero and nine should be spelled out. Writing "5 or so" is what middle school children do before they learn that very basic rule of grammar in seventh grade.

• I simply enjoy receiving emails with DMCA takedowns completed or seeing a “(deleted)” regarding user/post/comment. Honestly I am so unsure as to what he is trying to say here that I can't even provide a concrete edit of it.

• Lookin kids, One day we’ll all have a beer together and laugh at all of this!! Again, I have no idea what the beginning of this sentence is supposed to say, so it's difficult to edit. If I had to guess, Joe is trying to say something to the effect of, "Look here kids, one day we'll all have a beer..." Obviously "Lookin" is wrong, and the word "one" would not be capitalized, regardless of what he's actually trying to say.

• PS is never followed by punctuation. The correct sentence would be: "PS No, I’m not drinking. Straight as a pin. Just in a great mood!"

• "Straight as a pin" is not a real common idiom. "Straight as an arrow" is the only commonly used "straight as a (blank)" expression.

I was planning on doing a few posts at a time, but that was exhausting. I'll post some more later.