Is Joe the quintessential Boomer?
60 2019-08-07 by ILoveWhores69
Jordan Peterson voice: "The archetype of a useless boomer is a brother Joe"
- Never worked a day in his life
- No idea how to survive without hand-outs
- Narcissistic traits: extreme sense entitlement and unwarranted arrogance
- Obsession with trivial, middle-of-the-road dogshit like Sons of Anarchy and U2
- Totally uneducated, can't spell or write coherently
- Complains about young people while existing in a perpetual state of underdevelopment
- Highly values superficial nonsense at the expense of living a meaningful life
- Failure and embarrassment to his children
- Ctrl+Alt+Delete is confusing sorcery
Please feel free to add anything I've missed.
31 comments
1 SpaceEdgesDom 2019-08-07
boomer, more like BUMMER!
1 ILoveWhores69 2019-08-07
More like Bum-ee!!! Joe is a confirmed bottom at the Ranch and shits cum and blood
1 RowerOfFortune79 2019-08-07
So you’re saying he’s a squirter?
1 ILoveWhores69 2019-08-07
They don't call him "Cumfart" Joe for nothing!
1 iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-08-07
More like bottomer
1 Ant_Sucks 2019-08-07
More like Cuntessential
1 BergStonewall 2019-08-07
ME: Fawwwwwkin brudhull
1 ChineseGuitars 2019-08-07
Joe is the brother of the ethnic one, right?
1 AlanSmithee23 2019-08-07
Most Boomers had access to solid jobs with fat pensions. It didn’t matter if you went to college, you could still get a good union job and enjoy a comfortable life. Hot Dog Joe was too stupid and lazy to get on that train. What a waste of space.
1 ILoveWhores69 2019-08-07
This is true.
1 [deleted] 2019-08-07
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1 LargePenisHaver 2019-08-07
I believe the technical term is "bum nigger"
1 scott__the__dick 2019-08-07
Also dancing, can Joe dance?
1 titbiggers 2019-08-07
My dad worked consturction from age 14-35 then got a good paying government job working on pasture water systems til he was 52. His department got shut down and he didn't know what to do, so now he works on his own as a handy man and makes great money. While boomers were lucky, lots are still very hard working and respectable. Joe makes me sick.
1 Amish_Supremacist 2019-08-07
and most Boomers have a work ethic to speak of
1 scott__the__dick 2019-08-07
Not true, they didnt let black people into unions back in the day.
It's an open secret in the history of unions which I'm sure still exists today. Those jobs were always finite and kept within people who knew each other.
1 AlanSmithee23 2019-08-07
Union jobs are always filled by family members/friends of current union members. Joe would be perfect for a union job on Long Island. The ones who are in a union, for more then 10 years, typically do dog shit. He could have done his larping as a side gig. He will now have to work till he’s in his 70’s. Dumb Cow.
1 Phkna1 2019-08-07
Most Boomers got to enjoy free love. Joe fingerbanged his sister
1 AntsFailingCareer 2019-08-07
He has the true boomer mentality. He is pure unconcentrated boomer. I can see it in every word his fat boomer fingers type.
1 ILoveWhores69 2019-08-07
haha
1 Poo-U 2019-08-07
And every shitty hack blues chord those fingers strum.
1 toe_trigger 2019-08-07
Clean up your guitar skills, bucko!
1 ILoveWhores69 2019-08-07
vurry gud
1 Fat-Edge 2019-08-07
Boomer or not- fat, dumb and lazy know no age boundaries.
1 JoshFromMichigan 2019-08-07
Moomer
1 SwampYankee 2019-08-07
nah, 30% of boomers have a pension. Joe has no pension. 50% of boomers have some retirement savings. Joe has no retirement savings. 90% of boomers will get social security because they paid something into the system. Joe din't pay anything much into social security. Joe is well and truly fucked. no savings, no prospects, no real job, no dollars to support him. Eventually he will have to take a menial job just to eat, and then work that job until he dies
1 SpeckofCoppah 2019-08-07
Joe's social security is spelled "A.N.T.".
1 SwampYankee 2019-08-07
Ant isn't going to live another 10 years and Joe will be surprised that Keith took anything that was left long ago. Joe shouldn't be surprised, but he will be. Can't wait to see his big ,dumb cow face when he finds there is nothing left but unpaid bills, a couple of thousand unsold books and 3 ,gently used, Sharpies.
1 SpaceEdgesDom 2019-08-07
lol REDDITARD! Joe is investing in Donald Trump collectors coins and plaques. Those will be worth more than any dumb old investment or pension. He just keeps on winning!
1 scott__the__dick 2019-08-07
1 fatprick_s_tomlinson 2019-08-07
I think his buffoonery transcends generational gaps.