On my way to the Hamptons, but I may make a pit stop to piss in a faggy fiat, gas tank

27  2019-08-07 by nice_looper_stupid

16 comments

1  PeeSoup3030 2019-08-07

Never been to NYC but Long Island seems like a shithole that should be thrown into the sun

1  Broken_stoic 2019-08-07

Seems like it’s full of pedophiles, domestic violence, reckless driving and North Africans.

1  JaySchuler 2019-08-07

Also lots of the Tribe.

1  Amiigo7 2019-08-07

Well look at you Mr Fancy Pants Hamptons person. Some of us have responsibilities like drug habits.

1  DOXXER100 2019-08-07

Please do!

1  throwawayoanda2017 2019-08-07

Fix it again Nana.

1  daveyistheman 2019-08-07

Are you serving hotdogs? Maybe the whole gang can come over!

1  nice_looper_stupid 2019-08-07

Sadly no hot dogs tonight. Yesterday I had a lobster dinner NOT from red lobster. Fancy af

1  CrapskiMcJugnuts 2019-08-07

You puss the fuck out anytime someone from here offers to meet up with you, ya fagass All Moooo and no action!!

1  OutlawMemer 2019-08-07

Gonna buy him a beer, Joey, you worthless spawn of a rent-skipping homosexual?

1  nice_looper_stupid 2019-08-07

I’d let him buy me a beer. U/doxxer100 got any gigs out this way?

1  cheeznuts 2019-08-07

He won't settle for a club, it has to be a big sandwich.

1  albanianandrea 2019-08-07

They don't restrict Jay-Z in the Hamptons?

1  AlanSmithee23 2019-08-07

Make sure to grab a snack at the speedway gas station, right by Joes condo. Just a stones throw away.

1  ChineseGuitars 2019-08-07

Joe will attack you for that second comma.

1  nice_looper_stupid 2019-08-07

Nice catch. That was purposely put there. “You found the marble in the oatmeal!”