So basically they view him as an overgrown make-a-wish kid

So succinct.

Overgrown hahaha

"You were supposed to drop dead after you met Aerosmith, kid."

6 foot 1

His life is this Mr Show sketch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDaFMZfIsV4

BOC should write “Try Suicide” for old Joey.

Terminal retardation

20lbs in a month. Watch.

The same way everybody else in the world that has been around Joe Cumia or seen some of his post online think of him.

Ha ha Joe you bum bitch

I could have told you that and I’m on the other side of the world!! Anyway thanks for the insight. P.s joe is currently working at doxxing and getting your sister fired ( it’ll take him roughly 800 years to accomplish)

I feel bad for the poor Paki immigrant who's about to get incorrectly harassed by a couple of fat boomers

Are we supposed to believe you or a 6’1 60 year old army veteran, father of four?

Father of 2 (somethings 3 or 4)

*biological father of four

Also, BOC has made no public opinion on whether they are pedophiles or not, whereas Joe has.

I love that they call him Old Joey, like he is just some annoying old man they take pity on. This confirms that while nobody respects him it actually goes way deeper than we thought because it's just at the level of pity.

They probably assume he’s severely autistic or has light Downs.

He’s certainly autistic.

Downs confirmed

I believe this 100 percent

105

Not a surprise at all. His playing ability can be achieved in about a year with consistent daily practice. And I’m not talking about a Steve Vai 10 hour a day focused routine- more like 1-2 hours of fucking around would do it. The fact he’s been playing for close to 50 years and hasn’t progressed beyond that point shows how dumb and/or lazy he is. Bottom line: Joe Cumia is a fat, dumb, lazy nigger.

What if I use an Esteban guitar, won't that cut my practice time in half due to sheer quality? I mean, you can stand on it.

A couple things:

1) Thank you. He can read/play tablature with about a 90-95% accuracy rate, which isn't bad for a hobbyist/weekend warrior jam guy. But he insists that his "band" has a "century" of "experience" between their "careers as pros". It's like a guy with a tight 10 at mics saying he can do arenas or a kid who can hit a perfect score on Dragonforce Guitar Hero thinking he can shred.

2) Just found this dead ass /r/cringe level of embarrassing video of him attempting the most famous song by one of his three "Guitar Heroes of Guitar Guitaring Heroically" or whatever the fuck. This is a promotional video that a 'pro' allowed by be distributed to bookers/agents/promoters, in which he forgets entire swaths of incredibly easy lyrics because he's ineffectively trying too hard to NOT fuck up so many basic blues riffs and fails spectacularly. This is the BEST you can do after 40 years without an iPad /u/doxxer100

3) I had other things I was going to say but got sidetracked and forgot. But /u/doxxer100 is not very good at the one thing he claims expertise in and because he refuses to work on self-improvement in any aspect of his life:

• education

• health

• paternity

• matrimony

• hard skills (not the Big Apple Ranch ones)

• soft skills (not the ones brought to your marital sty)

• history

• politics

• literature

• grammar

• music theory

• musicianship

• showmanship

• networking

• ad infinitum

As a result, he will always be a fat, pathetic, dumb, lazy, "white" trash guido whose actual skills are: enforcing a childhood oral agreement with his baby brother under threat of continuing or exposing the alleged (although Anth is on camera admitting it) sexual abuse conducted as children, depending on his allowance and widowed creaturefriend to pay for his cheap, prefab, vinyl side-by condo in the 12th poorest town on Long Island that is two hours from the largest city in the country, through which is the only way to drive off the island.

Gg, SlowBroJoe. I'm super jelly you get to hang with Brooklyn Fred, Gowanus Vito, Dead Horse Bay Angelo, and Brownsville Bobby at the Compound with old hags and turtles.

Looks like he already had the video taken down. Joe fucking sucks at guitar and he knows it.

Aww /u/doxxer100 Joey BEANZ.. did you file ANOTHER false DMCA takedown request?! Which is against the law and punishable by tens of thousands you don't have in fines

OR

a few years in jail?

Sure

Would

Be

A

Shame...

Another gay black man eager to get into 'pound me in the ass' prision.

So...How does it feel to be the spawn of wealthy parents who turned you into a spoiled little bitch from an early age?

Oh yeah! I know who you are. I guess someone you screwed wants to see you suffer. I know way more about you irl than you should feel comfortable with. I won’t outright dox you here, that’d be too easy, just want to let everyone here know that if it weren’t for your rich Mommy and Daddy paying your way, you’d be composing artisan sandwiches at Panera with the rest of your constituents.

Moving forward, I’d pretty much watch what you say here. I already probably have enough to inconvenience you considerably. Finding gigs is limitless. Finding a high profile Corporate gig, if someone let loose with the shit you’ve said on this sub, would be considerably more difficult. Best for you to STFU.

so so so so so so so so

Joe, I will give you my real name and my real location if you agree to meet me in the flesh and have a fist fight. No cops. No lawyers. No subpoenas.

But we all know you'd never do that you autistic, fat, faggot, fake tough-guy pussy.

Hahahahahaha.

Let me guess, someone messaged you and said "here's /u/RamonFrunkis real information" and you just believed them because you're an old retarded faggot boomer who doesn't realize how stupid he is.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Watch out, everyone, an unemployed 60 year old is going to contact people you know well in real life and and try to explain a bunch of weird internet shit to them as a way of bringing you down. Sure, they might just ignore him or laugh at him for being such a dumb asshole, but he'll do it!!!

Boy this one really got to you huh Joey?

Oh wait I forgot this place has no effect on your life and you never read the comments and you're leaving forever. That's why you're here every day at all hours of the day right?

You rip on someone for getting money from mom and dad, while happily accepting a monthly allowance from your little brother.

Cows aren't good with irony

Yeah, Joe is right everyone, it's super fucking lame to take handouts from rich family members!

First of all: Subpoena.

Second: Okay, terrific.

Third: thank you for publicly threatening me. The admins will be very interested to see the newest iteration of you, a public figure and co-founder of the "Opie and Anthony Show," engaging in a campaign of targeted harassment and threats of violence against me, a private citizen, including the bogus DMCA claim from unreddit that I'm fighting. I already submitted to admins for review and pre-archived your threats against me: http://archive.is/BnGqv

Fourth: Did you uncover the hidden gem about my parents from my public comment stating it? I bet you also discovered I'm from Northern Italy

Fifth: I already told you my company months back when I invited you to the free, all you can eat and drink event as my guest to bury the hatchet. Like, I was legitimately trying to do you a solid by introducing you to a new host of potential corporate clients while making it worth your while with a free hors d’œuvre hour and open bar if you wanted to dip, and a pre-paid catered dinner if you wanted to stay. Sure, I was pretty interested to see what you'd wear, but you dismissed it with something like, "mehh I don't wanna go to an event with a bunch of stiff corporate squares".

Sixth: you then escalated your verbiage by threatening me with physical violence, despite me asking in good faith the next time you had a show in New York so we could discuss it like adults. I have reddit chats from you saying we're not going to meet "at either our places of employment," but I have legitimate reasons for not wanting to meet you at time and place of your choosing:

• you have a documented history of (alleged) verbal and physical violence especially from your ex wife who publically stated you assaulted her with deadly objects on multiple occassions

• you've bragged about (allegedly) conceal carrying weapons without the proper permits

• there are/were public posts of your (alleged) unsecured gun cabinet by an external glass door, you've posted innumerable photos of (alleged) improper firearm handling

• given the rap sheets of your (alleged) known associates which are replete with violent crime convictions (public record), as well as your public posturing...

• as well as your current documented threats against my person and my livelihood as a private citizen

I have no reason to trust you especially as you are reddit chatting me, asking me for my name despite claiming to know it.

Let's see how things pan out. But please go easy on me, Joe.

I'm just an innocent, private citizen who so LOVES the O&A universe that you helped co-found with your creative partners Gregg "Opie" Hughes and Anthony Cumia. Remember when you and the boys wrote the book on "Assault on the Media" and helped train the "Pests" on how to tease people on social media for the lulz? As you've publically stated on The People's Court, you know we are remnants of YOUR devoted fanbase. And now you, a renowned public figure, is threatening the privacy and livelihoods of your fans? All because we've teased you on social media?

I think I'm going to need proof this is actually international rock star, Joseph Colleen Cumia. Because this just doesn't smell like the salt-of-the-earth, Blue Collar Hero, champion of the little guy we, the fans of Brother Joe Entertainment, Inc, have come to know and love. He would NEVER try to motherfuck a working man and prevent him from putting food on his family's table especially when he has little mouths to feed!

I have also messaged the admins notifying them of this humongous racist's threats of violence, this sub is inclusive and diverse and will not tolerate this outrageous behavior

TYFYS

Thank you. Please forward these to the admins and attach all of his known ban evading alts on Reddit.

Archived for threatening, doxxing, stalking a private citizen (not a public figure) for use against Joseph Cumia in courts/lawsuits: http://archive.is/VEc41

I seen drunk amatures on xbox live streams playing better than Joe Cumia and they cant even be over 25 joe.

I seen

amatures

The hero we deserve.

This is irrefutable

Aaaaahahahaha.

Keep digging Joey, I can still see your head.

He’s a decent hobbyist musician but nowhere near accomplished enough to cut it at professional level.

Anyone who knows even a little about music can clearly see this. If you showed that video to someone who had no idea what was happening, just seeing Joey Fat Tits wailing and flopping around like a turd would make them wonder what an amateur like him was doing on stage.

how much did Keith the Crook pay you for this clearly made-up post?

Joe is not only equipped to play lead guitar at BÖC, but likewise lead Compound Media out of its looming bankruptcy and turn it into a true media destination and money making machine.

The man jumped out of planes for gosh sake!!

I think old Joey should stick

I asked the cows at the dairy farm if they know Joe, and they said "mooooo."

Called it: https://www.reddit.com/r/OpieandAnthonyxyz/comments/cgue7o/so_so_so_so_so_because_i_repeatedly_fucked_up_one/eum0e53/?st=jz1ckv5j&sh=2f47606e

Watch for more rage from Mootard really soon because the truth has been revealed. BOC thinks he's a dummy too.

I love that this doesn’t mention anything outlandish or humorous.

Just a simple, “Bless his heart, he’s trying.”

"a knowing smile"

Oh dear, I hope Doxer100 doesn't read this.

I picture him doing that "doooooooowhyiaughtaa..." Yosemite Sam thing where he crumples up his own hat.

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Everyone knows old Joey. So hes the guy hanging out by the dugout while all the guys are playing ball, hoping and praying they ask him to jump in. And when he does finally get asked to play he fucking strikes out embarassingly and gets removed before the inning is over.

This is great information. Can you also please post a picture of your sister's asshole? Thanks.

What, you never seen goatse, bub?

I doubt his sister was the person in that photograph.

My sisters works with POC.

She should get hazard pay

you're doing gods work sir

I already kind of knew that but I appreciate our boots on the ground. Thank her for her service, if you'd be so kind.

Post your sister's pussy or I don't believe this story. It's just a little far-fetched without evidence.

Care to comment, /u/doxxer100

This made me cum all over the subpoena I got. Haha Joe, you stink.

So your sister, she a beefers or dumper kinda gal?

Half n half

This might’ve worked (not on me, I know better, but for the subs sake) if you had said it was your brother. There are no women at all in the BOC camp, in any capacity whatsoever. Carry on.

Joe, I've already moved his story into the 100% category.

Are you ever going to expose me, Joey? Tell everyone who I am.

Suck my cock, Joey. Why should anyone believe your take on the BOC hiring process? You're a deranged pity case to them and nothing more.

How's the weight loss going there fat tits?

Joe calls BOC a bunch of sexists, typical BroJoe bullshit.

I’m sure you’re not privy to everyone BOC works with in a professional capacity. Why would you be? You’re not part of the band. I’m sure if they ever need advice on booking a gig between the horseshoe pits at the Moose Lodge they’ll be sure to involve you.

So BOC not only support card carrying TV racists but enforce sexist hiring policies?

Joe's claim to fame is as BOC's one time retarded buffoonish mascot

It’s like saying no one calls you cow. We do. Old Joey sounds like a nickname you earned that they mock you with.

Makes more sense that BOC wouldn't want a parody writing hot dog in their band rather than discriminate your height. The fact you repeat that bullshit either confirms you're lying again or BOC didn't want to hurt your feelings, like this post 100% confirms Joey.

Hey butterball, you’re reading comprehension obviously isn’t too good. He never said she was in the “boc camp”.

What a sad person you have become.

They call you Old Joey behind your back, retard. And they definitely laughed at you later that night about what a fucking amateur you were on stage with them at the county fair or whatever parking lot they've been relegated to.

https://i.redd.it/0khak4fci2d31.jpg

Can’t plug the holes in this story fast enough

First of all, you're a serial liar. Second, speaking of poking holes in a story, you claimed to be acquaintances with BOC when you were 15. Eric Bloom was 29 when you were 15 and BOC had two Billboard-charting albums at that point. You are a gigantic liar.

Joey, how often do you think Bobo's sister cries thinking about how she was raped by your brother and Kurt Love?

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hey this one guy, from the internet, sister has the inside scoop you guys....he's not Loiying!

He's a card-carrying hobbyist.

Joe calls BOC a bunch of sexists, typical BroJoe bullshit

That’s impossible. Joe has 75 guitars.

Reflexively scrolls to the bottom to see Joe’s comments

How big are her tits?

I wish this were true. I WISH THIS WERE TRUE.

Is she a squirter?

Harmless enough? Oh how wrong you are

I think you made all that up just to call Joe a shit musician and make him paranoid and sad. Great work either way.

oops i was confused with boards of Canada. this is Blue Oyster. fuck the moo man nonethtless