Maybe it's better if Joe doesn't have a real job...
16 2019-08-07 by wurmspurmtsssss
Joe on a job is the equivalent of a retarded person on the fry station. The amount of mistakes he would make trying to perform a single , simple task would be staggering and I would be surprised if those mistakes he made didn't ultimately cost real human lives of value.
At least with a guitar, we can only hope he tightens the strings to the point of snapping and one will sever his jugulars.
6 comments
1 JMueller2012 2019-08-07
”Second prize is a set of steak knives.”
1 ILoveWhores69 2019-08-07
Joe would fuck up a cup of coffee, useless old fool.
1 FatMosque 2019-08-07
Joe’s resume would be fucking hilarious
1 ILoveWhores69 2019-08-07
Hey I'm Joe Cumia brother of AntHony Cumia and proud veteran points at hat
Here's my resume
50-page document lands on desk, sons of anarchy on the front cover
1 LamarThePotato 2019-08-07
"Honorable" discharge from potato pealing.
1 Jackthejew 2019-08-07
It’s like bill burrs bit about how lance Armstrong was a sociopath on a bicycle. If he was a CEO he would be polluting a lake but thankfully, he’s a cyclist. Joe is a 60 IQ wet brained lummox with a guitar. If he was an officer in Afghanistan he would have gotten all his men killed.