How’s living off my dead paychecks you worthless bum?

39  2019-08-07 by JadenSmithPhilosophy

20 comments

Who’s this

Carols deceased husband. Jobless Joe leeches off his pension.

Wait, he died in 2016? I thought shameless Joe has been with that witch of Long Island for nearly a decade already?

Yeah same, but the very first thing it says on his obituary is “husband of Carol” so idk. And she definitely gets still gets his check which you know Joe is dipping into.

/u/DOXXER100 comment?

"The short version?"

posts 5 rambling paragraphs

Nigga died of a broken heart when he realized he was being cucked by a tribute arteest.

There was pictures posted of the witch with this decent human being. They were on a real Harley. Sad that the human sausage she's with now is a wannabe biker that drives a Chinese piece of shit.

Nope. Not how he died. He drowned.....because SHE’S A SQUIRTER!

Wha Happened?

Her desiccated body sucked out all the moisture and he died a dried up old man.

Carols deceased husband who Jobless Joe leeches off of.

Joe is a liar.

Joe's wife is sexually attractive to someone that looks oddly like the brothaman in his current state. u/doxxer100 comment?

The short answer will take you 5 minutes to decipher.

The long answer, nearly 20 minutes.

Which do you choose?

*Attracted

SHE IS NOT WIFE MATERIAL

Jesus. Joe reminds me of a lamprey. Feeding off everybody around him. Yuck

RIP Big Nigga

Fortunately, he passed before he had to meet the guy that's sleeping with his daughter, some old has-been shock jock that's now unemployed.