SUBPOENA

Hey Brandon Jones.

Ah jeez Detroit? Now ant is going to start rambling about crime rates.

Can you kick his ass while you're at it?

Careful, he'll drop to his knees and try to blow you as a diversion. The ol' Cumia Sidestep.

I thought that was the Cumia Cockwomble?

Now all you’re missing this: “Joe Cumia is a pedophile”. Post that publicly now on this sub and I’ll happily serve you. You will then be the poster child you aspire to be, all for 8 seconds of having some still anonymous morons cheer you on.

Go ahead... say something about me that’s libelous/defamatory now that I know your name and particulars. Brave man and extremely stupid as well.

What about suspected pedophile?

I heard he was a card carrying racist on television. The TV don't lie.

He forgets his card all the time

You don't need a card when everything is COMP'D!

I suspect him

suspected..., apparent..., seems like a..., evidence indicates he probably is a...,

all useful phrases to make statements about unconfirmed pedophile Joe Cumia legal.

Or brother of a pedophile?

You can call him a rac9st and white supremacist who incites violence against minorities on social media. I have hundreds of archived evidence

Provided "white supremacist" doesn't imply European ancestry with the accused, the case is quite strong

you can be a black white supremacist dude

well there is this actually https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnjTLdkD0NM

You can say that he invited convicted pedophile Jeff Hollander onto his house where his FOUR children live. There's video evidence.

I'm sure you could say alleged pedophile.

Subpoena.

The discovery phase of any joe cumia lawsuit would be a beautiful thing

I don't think Joe knows what that is because he doesn't seem terrified

Would love to see joe, Anth, carol, Kurt love, Keith, big a, Liz Bella, Fred from Brooklyn, bobo, and easy side Dave all sitting for depositions.

Still gonna ignore your old pal Jeff simulating sex on a retard in your house? Still gonna keep your guns in plain view of the window? Still gonna drive recklessly and drunk with a child in the back? With all of these acts of valor it'd be no surprise if you were a pedophile.

Oh yeah, I forgot about those guns. Not saying I'll break in and steal them, but I'm also not not saying that.

You cant post ILLEGAL words on THE internet.

Oh yeah? Just watch this:

Joe Cumia is a well respected and contributing member to society.

Now I'll be in real trouble if he decides to sue.

May want to keep an eye on this one Your Honor as he's clearly just proven he's no stranger to committing perjury.

Keep those disgusting lies to yourself mister

CEASE AND DESIST

IF THE CHILD HAS SPIT, JOE'S MUST AQUIT

“Joe Cumia is a pedophile”

-- Joe Cumia

The evidence keeps mounting!

they were MOTHS!

You aren’t a pedophile but you definitely enable them you cow eyed fuck who sucks black cocks all day

Moo, subpoena, mooooooo!

Joe Cumia is a racist who beats women with a frying pan.

OP can post that, that's a matter of public record.

Common confusion. He hit Carol as well, but she identifies as a "forsaken beast."

Fucking cumias are bitches cant even control a women. One get so scared he grabs the closest object a pan to hit a women, the other stomps the ribs of a teen 100lbs and bites her well she is defending herself, The other would yell and throw his food at the wall like a toddler. Cumias = lying, stealing, cheating, child molesting, and dress up faggots!

Lol, fucking Back Down, Back Door Joe Moomia pussying out as always.

Faggot.

“Joe Cumia repeatedly harbored a convicted pedophile and child rapist, namely Jeffrey Hollander, in his home.”

He should say "Anthony Cumia is a pedophile" so you can bring that issue to court. Then maybe we can have some law enforcement take a look into some of those claims. Are you entirely certain your lasagne faced brother (who has repeatedly announced on multiple recordings that he likes underage girls) hasn't fingered a 14 year old? You still haven't explained the whole Jeff Hollander connection, you should really hash this out in front of a judge.

Anthont Cumia is a pedophile

Nice courtroom attire Joe. You looked like a fucking fool

What about that Brad guy from a few months ago u/DOXXER100 ?

What's my name? Tell the world. Here's your chance to have me harassed

Joe my name is Brad Rolston from Long Beach. You are a pedophile enabler, a layabout mooch and most importantly you're an extremely stupid and cowardly man. You will also probably die alone like yoir mother but unlike her you've always been a burden not just at the end of your life.

You're in Long Beach?? I'm in Marina. We're practically paisan.

If you're ever in town I'll buy you a sodiepop

Take me to the bar where the black girls are.

seething

Joe Cumia humiliated himself in front of Blue Oyster Cult. It’s not libelous if it’s true, Joe

You committed perjury on nation television you dim-witted petri dish.

You've been threatening to sue this place for the last 5 years. Put up or shut up. My name is Sean Lawerence from New Jersey. PM me if you want more info and are willing to meet up in person. Name the place and I'll be there to film it.

Just call Joe a fat pussy. He knows that's true. Can't fight without a frying pan.

You have fat tits and a low IQ.

No beating around the bush with this guy.

You do realize that you're a most likely limited public figure and you would have to prove actual malice, and by you inviting and daring him to say that in a forum that's historically steeped in satire and humor, that's pretty much out the window, right? Your lawyers told you that, right?

You'd also need to quantify your damages going forward and directly link them to ole Brandon's single "udder"ance of what you dared him to say. To boot, since it's so late in the game of your reputation being in the shitter--thanks to all the documented things you've said on social media and on national TV--it'll be a tough row to hoe convincing the court that him typing that has had any deleterious, quantifiable effect, on your reputation beyond what existed before. Your lawyers told you that too, right?

If they didn't, you should look for new council.

I'm basically retarded but this guy sounds smart, Joe. Take his advice.

It isn't libelous. Due to your known association with confirmed pedophile Anthony Cumia and convicted pedophile Jeffrey Hollander, it's not libelous to make that accusation against a public figure.

What are you going to serve him? Y’all still got that half soup and half sandwich deal?

“None of this is getting to me!”

Joe Cumia is a pedophile.

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Like Hustler and Jerry Faldwell?

Here, I’ll make it so it isn’t libel. “Joseph Cumia has, and may still have a relationship, with a known sex offender who was charged and convicted of having intercourse with someone under significant legal age. An act of sodomy, to be exact.

This, and his biological brother, Anthony Cumia, who was catfished by a man in 40’s pretending to be an underage teenage girl. Mr. Anthony Cumia was, and it is now documented, to have sent who he thought was said underage teenage girl, an expensive Apple product. The user who engaged in the catfishing scandal has provided evidence of Joseph Cumia’s brother’s deplorable actions in the form of released direct messages between Anthony Cumia and whom he thought was an underage girl which shows that Mr. Cumia was attempting to groom said child.

Also, Mr. Joseph Cumia himself has stared in this very sub, under his personal username, u/Doxxer100, that he personally believes masturbating to images of ‘kiddy porn,’ in his mind, is neither criminally, morally or ethically wrong.”

Let a judge decided your character by the company you have known ties to.

Now he really will be Guilty By Association

What could damage your reputation. Your reputation speaks for itself. You interview David Duke with half a swastika on your tit. You Tweet racial epithets and hard right wing politics. You get an allowance from your younger brother. He married your ex-girlfriend who looks like Droopy Dog. You invited a registered sex offender into your home where your child lives. What could be said to possibly ruin your reputation.

What about it ,faggot Joe? Answer the man!

At this point 15 hours later, I can only assume he hasn't responded to Danny because of pure anti-semitism.

Ok. Your brother is a woman beating nigger who sexually assaulted Bobos sister with a sex offender you had over to your home.

Hey, bovine, in order to sue someone for libel, you have to suffer damages. The only income you get is nana’s allowance, and as far as I’m concerned, he hasn’t stopped wasting his money on you because of what anyone here has said.

In the best case, with a good lawyer, you’ll end up having to pay the legal fees of whoever you wrongfully sue - which I’m sure as hell certain you can’t possibly afford.

He voluntarily gave up his info. For all the bullshit you have spewed that you have figured out a way to find out who is behind this shit led to nothing.

Joe Cumia is a racist retard

/u/doxxer100 You write at a 4th grade level, you shaved bovine. I never knew how lucky I was to live in an area devoid of filthy, drooling spaghetti niggers until I discovered Joe Cumia.

“Joe Cumia is a pedophile”

Ladies & Gentlemen, that is a direct quote from Joe Cumia.

What about stolen valor Joe? All those times on television and YouTube where you insist on being an Army Veteran. By the way, Joe, dishonorable discharge is not synonymous with a veteran.

ATTENTION OTHER MODS / ADMIN:

I've confirmed Brandon's ID, so this post can stay IMHO because only names / details are voluntarily confirmed.

Nice work, janny.

Easy there buster. He does it for free.

is he sexy?

hot af

Fucking diot manchild Brothers welfare taking fat sack of shit

You really Gilgored yourself there, Brandon.

You really Gilgored yourself there, Brandon.

His name was Brandon Jones.

We speak his name.....

He was 14 years old

Is it possible to have a class action defense? Can we collectively retain the services of Malcolm LaVergne and hire disbarred lawyer Dominic Barbara as a consultant? Because that would be dope.

I honestly can't believe this Joe saga has been going on this long.

He asked for this. Remember how jealous he got over our fascination with Fatty F. Fuckington?

Joe NEEDS us.

Joe got outclassed by a guy who scams geeks at scifi conventions with god-awful fan fiction wrapped in a nice book cover.

Sugarhouse rules.

My name is Steve Ramone. I live in Yellowstone. I graduated from Howjur-Pairintsdye University.

Old HPU? The good old days. I still remember the school song Pendulum.

I always liked their mascot the Watermark.

RAAAMONE bring me a claimant who isn’t a bovine pedophile.

Beat the fuck out of that tub of shit. I'll contribute to your bail

Brendan has my support. I support free speech not pedophilia.

So so so so, just because my brother grooms and sends gifts to tweens until they're old enough to legally fuck, that makes him a pedophile?

So so so so just because under no duress I blurt out that Anth jerks off to KP that makes him a pedophile and me a pedophile enabler?

(BTW Joe nobody calls it KP, what planet are you from?)

(ALSO how do you know what Anth jerks off to anyway?)

Call him Ant don’t give him the respect

I heard that Joe Cumia fucks kids. Is this true?

I doubt it but you never know with these Cumias

Doxxer100 is a fagit

I've mentioned this before but I never really got the 'Doxing' thing.

I try to imagine what happens if Joe 'doxes' my full name, address and then.. yes. Well yes its true I'm a real human being with an address like most real people.

And then.. he's going to do.. like send me gifts? He's going to commit a crime that is no different than if anyone else in my town did some sort of crime.

It's also amazing he thinks the entire Anglosphere must live somewhere in the New Jersey area. Like somewhere he can drive to or certainly in the continental USA where he can sure 'take them to court'.

But I don't know what the desired outcome would be. If he 'doxxes' someone here it's not like I'm going to know them. At this point though, I'd order something for them from eBay as a friendly way to cheer them on. Like a Blue Oyster Cult poster or a funny miniature cow.

He thinks outing you for talking general shit on the internet, or about him, will negatively effect you. However, like the other people that they tried to do this with, all it takes is the archive of his racist tweets, his Vine driving, the clips of him on the people's court, and the clip of his brother saying he's fucked a 14 year old, to get any boss or family member he'd try to contact to say "oh shit, this guy is trash."

Trying to get someone in trouble for calling you human garbage online only works if you're not actually human garbage away from the keyboard.

Oh God I'm fucked

I would love nothing more than for him to call my company and tell my boss about my activities here only to learn that my boss also posts here.

See me in my office on Monday. Don't bother packing your lunch pail.

Plus people get really confused when you start emailing them Joe's crazy shit and just want us to go away.

lol

I’m Devin Butler!

I went to high school with Brandon Jones. He was a good guy. He made sure all our peckas were nice and empty after every gym class, he even didn't ask us to shower first. Sometimes the guys would enter him anally but I never did that because I'm not gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Anyway, Brandon Jones is a fine upstanding homosexual.

Ooooh, a local. You and I should get a beer some time.

Age

I'm Paul R. Nelson.

Nice call back stupid.

#JeSuisBrandon

my names ian hi

It doesn't count if you do heroin.

What’s up with the hot ex gf? Got any nudes of her for the sub?

i mean that’s like 10 phones ago there’s a video of her on pornhub somewhere though

Link please sir.

heh yah good point

Great. Now he'll want to blow you

I’ve heard Brandon Jones is like “Smith” in Detroit. Is this true?

Remember when Joe got all tough with that Instagram guy and completely backed down when the guy wanted to fight him?

Some people say Joe Cumia is a potato peeling pedophile. Im not saying it but others are. Allegedly.

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

When you’re all on your death beds, or having your lives flash before your eyes in the last moments of your life, your last thoughts will be of of me and the things you do here. I will always have the satisfaction of knowing that. I win.

On my deathbed I will be surrounded by my children, grandchildren and great-grandchildren and right before I die we'll all share one more hearty laugh about what huge faggots you and your brother are.

See what I mean?

Why do you shaped like a sausage?

Well, me and my pals down at the job site always say "You are what ya eat" !!! Just a little workin' man humor

Nah. We don't go for that down at my jobsite. There's a time and place for yuma but it ain't when you're supposed to be maintaining a safe and tidy workplace.

Come on pal, what do you think I am? A scab? Me and the fellas only crack wise during lunch

Do you think your mother had a moment of clarity before she died and realized what a bunch of despicable shitstaina she birthed? Do you have the satisfaction of knowing that?

When you’re all on your death beds, or having your lives flash before your eyes in the last moments of your life, your last thoughts will be of of me and the things you do here.

You sound more drunk and retarded than usual. Take care of yourself, man.

Your your you you your your. Joes a retard

Aww isn't that adorable? He doesn't realize he's 30 years older than all of us. You'll be dead decades before we are, you stupid bovine.

I'd suggest you stop picking fights and stick to bragging about the incontinence of your caretaker. Tell us, do you change the sheets after she pisses all over them, or do you just bask in her stench all night?

You’ll be dead for about 40 years by the time I die, Joe. Also, you’re just something to laugh at, like Chris Chan. No one thinks about you when they aren’t laughing at you.

Who’s Chris Chan? No, I have less reason to GOOOGLE HIM than people have to google my name, so what’s your point stupid?

When are you going to reveal my identity?

He’s not related to this sub. He’s an autistic fat weirdo obsessed with the internet that gets trolled/mocked by a group of people for fun. They’re called lol cows. That’s what Kiwi Farms is about.

You’re that, Joe. A fat loser being mocked for fun, and forgotten about later. Except he’s autistic and you’re just moronic.

Yeah, I know nothing about kiwi farms. I prefer to stay closer to home. You’re all assholes, but at least you’re familiar assholes.

No, you went and filed a claim there, then you got openly mocked by the founder and made a moronic threat of posting copyrighted material on his board and he told you to suck his dick.

We know this because he posted his interaction with you to mock you and let other people laugh at and we went and laughed at it. Because you’re a lol-cow. You’re a walking joke, Joe.

The ironic part is that everyone here moves on with their day when off the sub, and you don’t. You’re the only one who obsesses.

He has done nothing but refresh this sub for the 5 hours he's been awake today. Probably still laying in his piss soaked bed.

Ooooooooh! You laughed at me!?!?!? Oooooooh!!! I’m concerned.

No one knows about that psychopath and his site except the FBI and a small percent of you dummies. . Ask the average person what a “Kiwi farms” is.... “I dunno” is the answer 99.9% of the time.

If you weren’t concerned, you wouldn’t be here. You’re very insecure about yourself (because you achieved nothing, rely on a younger brother, abandoned your mother, etc) and I think you can’t stand being laughed at by everyone here because it’s another time in life that you’re an absolute loser.

Joey did the math

Had to crunch some numbas. He was a math genius to be totally honest witcha

Hey Joe, thank you for your service! You were put here on Earth primarily to entertain us and to remind us that no matter how bad it can get at least we aren’t a Brother Joe. Your second purpose was to leech off of Ant and drain his funds. All of his rants on welfare queens throughout the years were inspired by you.

MOoooooooh*

Same could be said for you. Substitute 'Joey Cooms' for 'Kiwi Farms' and it's still true. HOW'S THAT FEEL FUCKERRRR

Oh look Joe is back "not caring" again. If they banned you from here you'd kill yourself.

That's actually his retirement plan

Joe you're arguing with a guy called ButtFarts

Have some goddamned dignity

No, no. Let's see how this plays out...

Null >>> Moo Moo

Ask the average person what a “Kiwi farms” is.... “I dunno” is the answer 99.9% of the time.

I guarantee you that in 2019, more people have heard of Kiwi Farms than Anthony Cumia.

Joey sure is a narcissist. He hasn't heard of kiwifarms, so no one has. Cow logic

Please keep poking Kiwi Farms. Nothing is more fun than watching an entirely different group of people mock your pathetic life.

Hey dummy, tell everyone my name

I didn't think you could possibly get any faggier, but you just referred to this place as home. Please kill yourself

Sometimes I can't tell if you're actually this detached from reality and believe this shit or if you're just lying to protect your fragile ego. You preened and arrogantly talked shit to the Kiwi Farms dude and he rightly treated you like the pathetic loser that you are. You don't "prefer to stay closer to home". You got completely owned and went home with your tail between your legs so he didn't continue to completely own you.

Chris Chan is cool as hell dude

You fucking bigot! Chris Chan is a trans woman now.

The "general public" to you is a bunch of cosplaying baby-boomers. Your opinion is a little skewed.

60 is the new 40.

Please understand that when these subs finally die out, or you do, that you will never enter my mind again.

Alright, it's official. We've broken Joe. No one in their right mind would take Internet trolling this seriously.

Ain't it fun?

I'm 36, you'll be long dead when I go, and I'll forget you ever existed minutes after I hear you're dead, just like literally everyone else on the planet.