Normal cover band:

Hey, we're (insert band here) and we cover (insert band here). We've been doing this a long time, have tons of experience and are dedicated to bringing you the most authentic (insert band here) musical experience next to the real thing.

Interested? Contact us: 555-555-5555

Joe's cover band(s):

(Insert band here) is one of the most RESPECTED and well known bands on the entire east coast. I'd like to make it clear though, we ARE NOT a COVER band, we are a TRIBUTE band, and while to the average civilian they may seem like the same thing, THEY ARE NOT. We fully engross ourselves into the roles and give you an experience as if we're the REAL THING.

We run it like a military operation, in fact, I used to be in the service, so I know how to run a team. The lights, PA, the backline - it's all self-contained. From soup to nuts, we can do it all ourselves.

Interested in booking (insert band here)? You can contact me here, but be aware, I know if you're for real or if you're a TROLL, and if you're a TROLL, get a life and LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!!!!!!!