Of course you've never sold one. Selling shit is for people who need additional money to cover other shit.

Why would the pampered rich housewife of a billionaire sell any of her Prada handbags? Or her Jimmy Choo heels? Gucci dresses? No, they stay in the closet because whenever she wants, she can beg hubby to buy her more.

But then, she's browsing through a facebook group for handbag enthusiasts and sees a post from Jennifer Albertson. Jennifer's deadbeat husband left her to raise two kids, but she juggled her parenting life and her career and became a top 3 real estate agent in the greater Oklahoma City area. Every mansion she sells, she buys herself a new Prada handbag, and here's my collection ladies!

So, jealous of the attention Jennifer is getting, the housewife posts her collection of handbags. But she can't lie and say she worked a drop of sweat for any of her collection, bitches in the facebook group know her and would call her out. But she still needs to find a way to brag while technically telling the truth.

Oh I know.

"I have 75 Prada handbags and have never sold one!"

That might accidentally impress some people who don't have context.