DO NOT take Joe Cumia's bait. DO NOT brigade other subs.

218  2019-08-06 by ILoveYouJohnnyCakes

Since the admins are aware of his illegal DMCAs and abuse of Reddit's reporting system, Joe is posting on other subs hoping to bait this sub into brigading them. Don't bite.


This should be pinned

Old fatso u24u face knows hes really up shit creek with his gigs and secret identity now. We can't allow him to break the sub when we have just struck such a mountain of gold.

We just added some coding to the automod that should help protect the sub. Lots of sub members are helpful and bring attention to shit that needs to be removed, so please report anything that risks us getting banned. Joe and that extremely mentally ill ballwasher he's teamed up with have a ton of alts.


He has a ton of alts under that name, but the ones that have been swarming the sub are all different usernames. The admins got a couple and we've had to ban at least 7 in less than a day. The Cumias really do associate themselves with horrible, unfunny losers.

Is this person in any of the basement photos we goof on?

"Fred From Brooklyn" is the obese mutant in the white shirt on the left:

First fag I thought of.

Could be any of them, but Fat Fuck Fred does have a lot of time on his extremely obese hands.

'You don't want to mess with this gangster!' - Fat from Brooklyn about himself during an argument with MafiaLife Chris

Yo I shitpost while shitting and bored at work. If your entire "social life" is dedicated to creating new accounts to spam the fifth sub of a 5-year defunct radio show, wow then you are in fact the "/r/battlestationporn keyboard warrior loser" that /u/doxxer100 seems to hate... yet associates with.

Ever notice how the al-Qawmiya's make these vainglorious proclamations of moral stances... and are then guilty of engaging in the exact behavior they claim to detest?

A man is known by the company he keeps. - Aesop
  • Violent

  • Racist

  • Misogynist

  • Ignoble

  • Retard abuser

  • Proponent of incest

  • Substance abuser

  • Woman biter

  • Tranny fucker

  • Child groomer

  • Domestic violence

  • Against a woman 1/3 of his age, 1/2 his size

  • Ex-cons

  • Dishonourable

  • Cowardly

  • Hypocrites

  • Human Garbage

  • Paedophiles

  • Fire Island homosexuals

Aesop is most well known for writing fables.

Fable: A story, typically a SUPERNATURAL one incorporating elements of MYTH and LEGEND.

You really are dim.

So you're completely unaware that these fables are allegories? Do you not understand that the fables are intended to teach your dumb ass life lessons? You're amazingly stupid.

I got no allegories!


You have publically stated A LOT of REAAAAAALLY fucking stupid shit, both psuedointellectual ramblings and admissions of racism/misogyny/bigotry/pedophilia on national network TV.

But THIS has to be THE dumbest thing you've ever said. At least to me but I'm gonna push for Top 3 all-time. You're soooo self-assured, pendulous udders a-swinging as you adjust your readers to school this redditard. But because you have a 9th grade education, you fail to realize that:

STEEE-RIIIIKE ONE: The word "typically" means, "sometimes but not always".

STEEE-RIIIIKE TWO: the term "incorporating elements" means, "borrows some stylistic elements" the way that you "borrow some sylistic elements" from The Edge to eke out a pittance. You aren't literally The Edge (e.g., you're morbidly obese, he takes care of himself. He's wildly successful, you survive off the doll from your younger brother and survivor's benefits. You're an udder embarrassment, he's respect.)


Fable is a literary genre: a succinct fictional story, in prose or verse, that features animals, legendary creatures, plants, inanimate objects, or forces of nature that are anthropomorphized (given human qualities, such as the ability to speak human language) and that illustrates or leads to a particular moral lesson (a "moral"), which may at the end be added explicitly as a pithy maxim or saying.

Straight from wikipedia, literally the first sentence in the first Google result for "fable".


"What does Aesop know about moralizing? All he did was tell parables and fables (parables have humans, fables have non-humans since I know you don't read) in order to convey the moral, personal, and societal norms of the time to the illiterate masses. So so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so because Bronze Age idiots with the same intellectual prowess as me couldn't understand "don't associate with scumbags" without illustrative examples.

The Ass Joe and his Purchaser

A man who wanted to buy an Ass Joe went to market, and, coming across

a likely-looking beast, arranged with the owner that he should be

allowed to take him home on trial to see what he was like. When he

reached home, he put him Joe into his stable along with the other asses.

The newcomer took a look round, and immediately went and chose a place

next to the laziest and greediest (and child-rapiest-groomiest) beast in the stable. When the master

saw this he put a halter on him at once, and led him off and handed

him over to his owner again. The latter was a good deal surprised to

seem him back so soon, and said, “Why, do you mean to say you have

tested him already?” “I don’t want to put him through any more tests,”

replied the other. “I could see what sort of beast he is from the

companion he chose for himself.”

“A man is known by the company he keeps.”


Such supernatural.

Many myths.

So fake news.

Now go tell Jeffrey Hollander, Anthony Cumia, and the rest of the child predators you associate with how much "you got me".







Don't give into your urges Joe! #NoMoreFatty

So you equate laughter with anger?

Jesus, moo-dude. What kind of shattered upbringing did you have?

You constantly play internet tough guy and say you'll kick his ass but he's the angry one. Sure thing, faggot

Aww, little baby can't even muster a wall of text anymore

Your moms dead.

That was hurtful.

Not meaning to be spelling police but it’s spelled dole.

Don't I look silly. I also notice I said of The Edge, "he's respect" instead of "respected," and I forgot then entire second half of my so so so so... Ehhhhh

Can you blame me?! This is most deliriously giddy reddit has made me in a VERY lon... actually the giddiest I've been since Joe fucking butchered BOC with BOC and Richie told him to reciprocate by butchering Joe... like calves to the slaughter.

I enjoyed the post and response tyfys

Also, the word is "well-known" and Aesop didn't write fables, you dimwit. Ever heard of "oral tradition"?

Finally, don't bother editing or deleting. The easily manipulated screengrab of content that is owned by Heart Publishing - NOT you - can be found here

And this Diamond Tier Comment of your Cowpie Brain will live on in infany in the unfakeable Internet archive.

PLEASE, PLEASE, ###PLEASE keep going!!

Nice google search stupid.

Joe. You never disappoint. Thanks for the new sub meme. Literature Professor Joe

While you’re at it can you unban the bots? Please?

Oh. Is THAT what it is?

This should be pinned so Joey big tits can't pull a false flag. Let's all be on the same page here.

We can only pin 2 at a time and the ones already there are more important to protect the sub, and to protect children.


when can we go back to thumbnails? Honest question.

Pin this shit. Lots of people here, myself included, are trigger-happy when it comes to shitting on joe and we don't need one autist fucking things up

A couple of people have replied to his post in r/guitarpedals.

I wish every sub had a low karma rule like /guitars that way he'd never be able to make a post anywhere.

What if the "bait" is a familiar greedy mouth on the other side of a glory hole? What then?

I feel that it needs to be said that Bovine Joe is quite stupid.

Joe Cumia is a slobbish fool and will eat his own bait, just like when he was on People's Court and when he thought he was cool playing with BOC but ended up looking like a complete asshole.

It’s almost as if Joe is a worthless faggot.

You're a smart man

Thank you and makes sense. But it's so nice to see Mooron get so desperate and pissed off all Iike this. We're not affecting his life my ass.

Why Reddit doesn't ban this racist loser for doing this shit?

Judging by his post history he almost exclusively posts here and he totally isn't mad.