DO NOT take Joe Cumia's bait. DO NOT brigade other subs.
218 2019-08-06 by ILoveYouJohnnyCakes
Since the admins are aware of his illegal DMCAs and abuse of Reddit's reporting system, Joe is posting on other subs hoping to bait this sub into brigading them. Don't bite.
46 comments
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-08-06
This should be pinned
Old fatso u24u face knows hes really up shit creek with his gigs and secret identity now. We can't allow him to break the sub when we have just struck such a mountain of gold.
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-08-06
We just added some coding to the automod that should help protect the sub. Lots of sub members are helpful and bring attention to shit that needs to be removed, so please report anything that risks us getting banned. Joe and that extremely mentally ill ballwasher he's teamed up with have a ton of alts.
1 GloryHolejoeH 2019-08-06
ichise?
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-08-06
He has a ton of alts under that name, but the ones that have been swarming the sub are all different usernames. The admins got a couple and we've had to ban at least 7 in less than a day. The Cumias really do associate themselves with horrible, unfunny losers.
1 TurningFrogsGay 2019-08-06
Is this person in any of the basement photos we goof on?
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-08-06
"Fred From Brooklyn" is the obese mutant in the white shirt on the left: https://i.imgur.com/jGoPInA.jpg
1 TurningFrogsGay 2019-08-06
First fag I thought of.
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-08-06
Could be any of them, but Fat Fuck Fred does have a lot of time on his extremely obese hands.
1 ChineseGuitars 2019-08-06
'You don't want to mess with this gangster!' - Fat from Brooklyn about himself during an argument with MafiaLife Chris
1 RamonFrunkis 2019-08-06
Yo I shitpost while shitting and bored at work. If your entire "social life" is dedicated to creating new accounts to spam the fifth sub of a 5-year defunct radio show, wow then you are in fact the "/r/battlestationporn keyboard warrior loser" that /u/doxxer100 seems to hate... yet associates with.
Ever notice how the al-Qawmiya's make these vainglorious proclamations of moral stances... and are then guilty of engaging in the exact behavior they claim to detest?
Violent
Racist
Misogynist
Ignoble
Retard abuser
Proponent of incest
Substance abuser
Woman biter
Tranny fucker
Child groomer
Domestic violence
Against a woman 1/3 of his age, 1/2 his size
Ex-cons
Dishonourable
Cowardly
Hypocrites
Human Garbage
Paedophiles
Fire Island homosexuals
1 DOXXER100 2019-08-06
Aesop is most well known for writing fables.
Fable: A story, typically a SUPERNATURAL one incorporating elements of MYTH and LEGEND.
You really are dim.
1 AirplaneStrikesBack 2019-08-06
So you're completely unaware that these fables are allegories? Do you not understand that the fables are intended to teach your dumb ass life lessons? You're amazingly stupid.
1 mvcv114 2019-08-06
I got no allegories!
1 RamonFrunkis 2019-08-06
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
You have publically stated A LOT of REAAAAAALLY fucking stupid shit, both psuedointellectual ramblings and admissions of racism/misogyny/bigotry/pedophilia on national network TV.
But THIS has to be THE dumbest thing you've ever said. At least to me but I'm gonna push for Top 3 all-time. You're soooo self-assured, pendulous udders a-swinging as you adjust your readers to school this redditard. But because you have a 9th grade education, you fail to realize that:
STEEE-RIIIIKE ONE: The word "typically" means, "sometimes but not always".
STEEE-RIIIIKE TWO: the term "incorporating elements" means, "borrows some stylistic elements" the way that you "borrow some sylistic elements" from The Edge to eke out a pittance. You aren't literally The Edge (e.g., you're morbidly obese, he takes care of himself. He's wildly successful, you survive off the doll from your younger brother and survivor's benefits. You're an udder embarrassment, he's respect.)
Finally:
Straight from wikipedia, literally the first sentence in the first Google result for "fable".
AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
"What does Aesop know about moralizing? All he did was tell parables and fables (parables have humans, fables have non-humans since I know you don't read) in order to convey the moral, personal, and societal norms of the time to the illiterate masses. So so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so because Bronze Age idiots with the same intellectual prowess as me couldn't understand "don't associate with scumbags" without illustrative examples.
The
AssJoe and his PurchaserA man who wanted to buy
an AssJoe went to market, and, coming acrossa likely-looking beast, arranged with the owner that he should be
allowed to take him home on trial to see what he was like. When he
reached home, he put
himJoe into his stable along with the other asses.The newcomer took a look round, and immediately went and chose a place
next to the laziest and greediest (and child-rapiest-groomiest) beast in the stable. When the master
saw this he put a halter on him at once, and led him off and handed
him over to his owner again. The latter was a good deal surprised to
seem him back so soon, and said, “Why, do you mean to say you have
tested him already?” “I don’t want to put him through any more tests,”
replied the other. “I could see what sort of beast he is from the
companion he chose for himself.”
“A man is known by the company he keeps.”
Wow.
Such supernatural.
Many myths.
So fake news.
Now go tell Jeffrey Hollander, Anthony Cumia, and the rest of the child predators you associate with how much "you got me".
In
COMP('d)
(Re)prehensibly
Retarded
1 DOXXER100 2019-08-06
Angry.
1 throwawayoanda2017 2019-08-06
Moo
1 johnajapanda 2019-08-06
Don't give into your urges Joe! #NoMoreFatty
1 RamonFrunkis 2019-08-06
So you equate laughter with anger?
Jesus, moo-dude. What kind of shattered upbringing did you have?
1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-08-06
You constantly play internet tough guy and say you'll kick his ass but he's the angry one. Sure thing, faggot
1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-08-06
Aww, little baby can't even muster a wall of text anymore
1 Popblawo 2019-08-06
Your moms dead.
1 kingship75 2019-08-06
That was hurtful.
1 killgav 2019-08-06
Not meaning to be spelling police but it’s spelled dole.
1 RamonFrunkis 2019-08-06
Don't I look silly. I also notice I said of The Edge, "he's respect" instead of "respected," and I forgot then entire second half of my so so so so... Ehhhhh
Can you blame me?! This is most deliriously giddy reddit has made me in a VERY lon... actually the giddiest I've been since Joe fucking butchered BOC with BOC and Richie told him to reciprocate by butchering Joe... like calves to the slaughter.
1 killgav 2019-08-06
I enjoyed the post and response tyfys
1 RamonFrunkis 2019-08-06
Also, the word is "well-known" and Aesop didn't write fables, you dimwit. Ever heard of "oral tradition"?
Finally, don't bother editing or deleting. The easily manipulated screengrab of content that is owned by Heart Publishing - NOT you - can be found here
And this Diamond Tier Comment of your Cowpie Brain will live on in infany in the unfakeable Internet archive.
PLEASE, PLEASE, ###PLEASE keep going!!
1 mvcv114 2019-08-06
Nice google search stupid.
1 Spaceballsin3d 2019-08-06
Joe. You never disappoint. Thanks for the new sub meme. Literature Professor Joe
1 senselessdegenerate 2019-08-06
While you’re at it can you unban the bots? Please?
1 CasinoIndian 2019-08-06
Oh. Is THAT what it is?
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-08-06
This should be pinned so Joey big tits can't pull a false flag. Let's all be on the same page here.
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-08-06
We can only pin 2 at a time and the ones already there are more important to protect the sub, and to protect children.
1 I_Hate_Knickers_3 2019-08-06
Age
1 jamescaannigga 2019-08-06
when can we go back to thumbnails? Honest question.
1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-08-06
Pin this shit. Lots of people here, myself included, are trigger-happy when it comes to shitting on joe and we don't need one autist fucking things up
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-08-06
https://www.reddit.com/r/OpieandAnthonyxyz/comments/cmmfdl/do_not_take_joe_cumias_bait_do_not_brigade_other/ew3ar8i/
1 George_W_Kush_911 2019-08-06
A couple of people have replied to his post in r/guitarpedals.
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-08-06
I wish every sub had a low karma rule like /guitars that way he'd never be able to make a post anywhere.
1 Jungies 2019-08-06
What if the "bait" is a familiar greedy mouth on the other side of a glory hole? What then?
1 AmberBeard 2019-08-06
I feel that it needs to be said that Bovine Joe is quite stupid.
1 bwaitforitjones 2019-08-06
Joe Cumia is a slobbish fool and will eat his own bait, just like when he was on People's Court and when he thought he was cool playing with BOC but ended up looking like a complete asshole.
1 HighCommander_ 2019-08-06
It’s almost as if Joe is a worthless faggot.
1 thaghoulbobeatman 2019-08-06
You're a smart man
1 chex_and_texlemeneux 2019-08-06
Thank you and makes sense. But it's so nice to see Mooron get so desperate and pissed off all Iike this. We're not affecting his life my ass.
1 LamarThePotato 2019-08-06
Why Reddit doesn't ban this racist loser for doing this shit?
1 LieutenantTickles 2019-08-06
Judging by his post history he almost exclusively posts here and he totally isn't mad.