BREAKING NEWS: Joe Cumia tries to talk to other people on reddit but gets autobanned because he's a huuummmoonngous raaacccist

17  2019-08-05 by ILoveWhores69

23 comments

Here's an idea of what to do with your guitars Joe: stand on the street corner with them begging for money like the pathetic dog you are

I POSTED IT FIRST! I DID! THIEF! HACK! FAG! SUBPOENA!

IT WAS MY BIT FIRST FUCKER, HOLD ON

Snowy from Michigan go ahead:

You definitely had this bit first Opster, you're the best

SEE FUCKFACE, leave it alone.

You say odd shit to people, dude. You're a good guy, but you say odd shit. blinkblinkblink

hhhhrrrrpppmmmpphh look at this little passive aggressive mollusk hhhrmmph

It's back to obscurity for ol' Joe.

When did he leave?

Lol shithead just wanted to go flex about how many guitars he owned

IM NORMAL REDDITARDS LOOK AT ME TALK ABOUT MY GUITARS

Likely a chance to look like a victim when some of us inevitably jumped in on the thread, too

Nice try with the hate, Joe

You know, I hadn't thought about that. He was trying to make us look bad.

Joe, what's wrong with you? Was it really necessary to take our squabble outside the family like that? Shame on you, Joe Cumia!

When he thought of that plan to 'get the redditards banned' it definitely hit him like a lightbulb and he started mashing the keyboard in excitement, what a fucking dunce

Joe loves keeping things in his family especially Ant in his daughter

I feel safe knowing that some subs have a built-in defense against trolls like Joe. Joe has been spamming and trolling this sub for weeks because he is a pathetic loser and I am glad that some subs take a stand. Say No to online troll terrorists like fat Joe Cumia.

Why is Joe constantly lying? Someone just posted a link a few days ago to a site where he's selling his guitars. He also had like 30 something prior sales.

haha

Why is Joe constantly lying?

It's because his real life is humiliating and pathetic so he needs to lie about it to make it seem like anyone would be envious of a fat, bald, failed musician who has to live off of handouts from his younger brother because he's too lazy to get a job.

My guess is, Joe JUST at that moment figured out that Reddit has other boards besides this one.

Boy is he in for a ride.

He’s still able to post there and in r/singing on this account https://www.reddit.com/u/Not_A_PedophiIe/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app Note: this account was created long before the people’s court episode and upvoted a comment of me saying “Joe Cumia?” It’s probably just a weird coincidence but you never know when it comes to bovine alts.

There's no way that account is Joe. The writing style is completely different in that this account writes like a normal person and Joe is incapable of anything other than 7th grade posturing.

I completely agree it’s just weird that there’s more than one guitarist/singer with loose connections to the Reddit OnA world saying they’re are not a pedophile for no discernible reason years apart.

I don't even dislike Joe anymore. He is unintentionally the funniest thing I've ever seen

Always use NP links when linking to other subs or you'll get us banned for brigading. Of course Joe is trying to bait people into that. Be smart.