Why isn't Joe on the 5th Anniversary of The Anthony Cumia Show?

73  2019-08-05 by billdipshitbellamy

Because it's a celebration.

29 comments

Because AntH hates Joe. He's embarrassed by him.

One of my favorite things that Anthony recently did is mock Joe’s “podcast “. By recent I mean within the last decade.

Why do i keep seeing AntH. What’s with the capital H?

We called him Ant for the longest time then in one of Bovine's reddit meltdowns on the original sub, he said Anthony hates being called Ant and prefers Anth. So now as a joke we throw a capital H at the end of Ant or an Ant emojii with a H at the end.

Damn. I’m on this sub way more than I’d like to admit but little things like this get by me now and then.

Thank you for your service

Its impossible to keep up with every joke going on in this place. Glad to help you out brothaman

I agree, this does not seem possible.

Shut up, stupid. u/MichaelRichardsBot comment?

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It's worth pointing out that Joe promptly forgot he said that and went back to calling him Ant; both in writing and on periscope.

I guess it was one of Joe's psyops?

psyops

Because physical moos heal

Psyflops

Joe is Anthony's security. He's at the door waiting to protect him from the swarms of press wanting to cover this huge event.

because it would be too similar to showing up to a job site?

Joe had to crowdfund his podcast instead of being given one by his own brother who already has a studio. Maybe he's just a fucking loser that nobody wants to be around.

Which is pretty bad, when you consider Big A is a distinguished guest of honor there.

This is so eerie. I was just thinking about making a post almost verbatim this comment. And one second later I scroll down and see your comment.

Someone actually gave that retard money to talk into a mic?

He’s outside chewing cud?

Cows cannot fit in the elevator

Can you get livestock into the city?

Keith the Thief doesn't want anybody on who could openly question his (abysmal) management of Compound Media.

Instead every possible ballsucker is invited as a special fuck you to Brother Joe, who in my eyes is the only legitimate option for this position. He basically started O&A too.

Because all Joe does is try to be a knock-off of his own brother even down to the way he talks, and Pissy Eyes enables his behavior out of pity, knowing he's always been a bumbling fool.

I'd say it's more fear of conflict (as usual) than pity

He would have fit right in - Dice was talking about how he loved to see a bunch of "big cow tits" in the front row

Let's see, he had Dice and Norton along with himself and Don Ludwig. Was there really room for another unfunny, irrelevant bore?

He was driving around Long Island looking for flags to rescue.

Joe Cumia has honestly provided me with more laughter, entertainment and memorable moments than 5 years of The Anthony Cumia Show.

🐜H doesn't want someone with such low testosterone on his podcast