Holeeeee Sssshhhiiitttt!!

0  2019-08-05 by DOXXER100

104 responses in under an hour.. This sub LOVES ME!! I’m 6’1” and Ant is still hilarious!

53 comments

You are also a deadbeat father who endangers his child, gets money from his alleged pedophile brother, is fat, got his dumb tribute band hate you.

I'm afraid for your children. When they're older they're going to see all of the times you made a complete fucking ass of yourself and their confidence in their father will be damaged forever. They google your name, they see the subreddit on the first page. Why can't you just act like a decent father...

This sub is the highlight of and most recognition you will ever receive in your life.

For all your brother's forever lost fame, neither of you possess any power over anyone here. You will die as a chew toy for this subreddit, in whatever incarnation it ends up as.

My brother is legendary in radio. He’s the owner of a business that’s more successful than you can ever dream of owning.. Reality check dumbass... we’re only hated by this teeny-tiny community of you mental midgets. This sub has no teeth left. Happy gnawing!

Legendary? Do we need to pull up video of that legendary book signing where you made a buffoon of yourself?? He was relevant for a few years tops, he's officially washed up. That being said he's way more relevant and successful than you'll ever be. You're more pathetic than the Panera bread employees you like to mock.

Radio legend charlemagne tha god's book signing, for comparison purposes

https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/zuri-hall-and-charlamagne-tha-god-attend-a-discussion-and-news-photo/1061603360

🤣🤣🤣

Wow, I really hope Charlemagne's people brought enough sharpies to the event, you never want your pens to run out of ink and let the fans down.

Charlemagne probably considered 4 Sharpies superfluous.

In the publishing business, we call that a 4-Sharpie-crowd.

Ah yes, radio. That thriving, totally not dead medium. We make jokes about boomer shit but this faggot seriously thinks it's 1968.

Wolfman Hack

Your brother is a legendary pedophile and is the owner of a shit tech company that can't produce a single minute of good content and has worse technology than a Circuit City from 1999.

Reality check. You are an unemployed, low T aging man that wastes his time on a reddit page that hates him. Go outside Joe. With your failing health, horrible genetics, and aging body, you don't have much time left. Enjoy it while you can and leave this "teeny-tiny" community alone

I love how it’s always Ants accomplishments you bring up, never yours. You live your life through the lens of Anthony which is hilarious. You’re 60, joe, and you pride yourself on introducing one person to another person who went on to produce a semi-famous radio show. That’s all you did on this planet with your life. While other people were out fighting terrorists for this country, inventing ground breaking technology and eradicating disease, all you did was marginally contribute to a only intermittently funny radio show

You saying that peeling potatoes in the military isn’t an accomplishment?

You're right most people outside of this don't hate you or your brother. They just don't know either of you even exist.

You lost thousands of dollars because people in this sub pointed out your racist tweets. You made a complete ass of yourself on TV. Your alcoholic brother has lost many twitter accounts and the trannybanger still keeps coming back like the abused bitch he is. You didn't visit your mother for years. Your daughter will see the Beige documentaries about what a douche her father is and probably will start banging blacks.

This sub has no teeth left.

Them's fighting words round these parts

Jon Stewart doesn't like him.

Happy gnawing? what an intellectual. Amazing command and presence.

You also could replace hated with “known”. Just saying pal.

Legendary for fucking up the easiest job in history, and then being quickly relegated to obscurity.

Isn't part of your bovine brain deeply ashamed trying to shine off the success of your brother? Even if that success was true, which it clearly isn't.

He’s the owner of a business that’s more successful than you can ever dream of owning.. Reality check dumbass

Have you or he actually convinced anyone besides Bobo that this blatant lie is true? His "Media Empire" burns through hosts like you do bandmates. Anyone with even a shred of notability (Legion of Skanks, Gavin) drop that low paying host gig immediately for other offers. One where there isn't a year round "20% OFF SUBSCRIPTION FEE CODE IF YOU JOIN NOW!".

Real truth: Anthony is burning through what's left of his Sirius money to fund this pathetic vanity project misfire cosplaying as employment. And it's exactly how he and his scumbag mooch sibling deserve to end their miserable, lawbreaking lives.

Who?

Reality check dumbass... we’re only hated by this teeny-tiny community of you mental midgets.

You're only known by this teeny-tiny community of mental midgets.

Can you please advise if Ant wears DIAPERS too?

Dependz...

Anth takes off diapers, he doesn’t wear them.

If it wasn’t for this teeny tiny community, your brother would be completely forgotten.

Yo Joe is Carol watching big brother this year? I wanna dish with her like the cunty old cat ladies we are.

do you prefer copper or aluminum?

Funny, I would have thought that replies to an internet comment would be nothing compared to the thrill of a crowd cheering for you onstage. I hope you experience it one day.

Imagine being able to play with one of your favorite bands growing up, and they actually consider having you play with them on a regular basis, and they are not embarrassed on how bad you are? That would be like a dream come true.

Look at the post before this Joe... your brother thinks you’re a zero and writes you checks outta pure pity.

Daddy, how come you touch my butthole when I come home from school?

Im sure it feels great compared to the lukewarm response you get when you actually try and make content. Remember joe: you tried your whole life to be in showbiz, and this subreddit is objectively the high point of your career in terms of audience interest.

Also your brother is a child molester.

Brother Joe acknowledges that Ant obsessively overuses this annoying phrase.

We don’t love you as much ad your friends at The Big Apple Ranch. Though I doubt they love you either. I suppose three dollar bills take power bottoms such as yourself for granted; hence, why you keep coming here to be abused.

Your mother was a whore and your father never loved you.

your father never loved you.

I'm sure he loved Joe's tight little boyish asshole.

AHAHAHA HOLEE SHIT!!!!

And it will go down as the single greatest accomplishment in your worthless existence, you AIDS-ridden pedophile-harboring buffoon.

DD 214

Your brother is a kid diddler. Name the time and place Joe.

Your brother is a child molester and your mom was a crack whore. Your father was a faggot. What are you?

I’m HILARIOUS!

Jesus, you are pathetic. How much do you hang out here, taking abuse, and monitoring what we say?

Shouldn't you be stopping your brother from fucking your girlfriend's kids? You might be the biggest loser in history.

You're a faggot

When?

You really are but for all the wrong reasons.

If you mean retarded, then yes. You are tremendously hilarious.

crack whore. Jesus dude... Ro wasn't that bad, who hasn't done some hard illicit drugs with their kids at least once? Joe Sr was the real culprit. Scaring the shit out of Joe all the time and making AntH have sex with girls. That's how you create little self obsessed monsters

What are you?

Unemployed sad over the hill overweight cow like father of 4 card carrying not a pedophile 6'1

You left out model-incompatible schedule

Daughter to school on time - incompatible schedule