No, second most embarrassing. First place goes to the picture with red walls and "Bobo's" guitar.

nah. that norton photo as chip opening his asshole onstage is for me.

Norton holds multiple Top 50 spots for sure.

He pulled a goatse? I'm having a hard time believing this

His face of absolute contempt is priceless

Can someone explain to me what happened in this vid?

Here ya go https://streamable.com/rdj4m

I can tell they're pissed off right in the middle of this video, but is it because the singer wants the other guitarist to do a solo and retard Joe tried to steal the spotlight? I'm not a musician and I'm borderline retarded so I need this explained to me

I won’t bother watching the whole clip, but in the first thirty seconds the singer motions for joe to turn his volume down and instead joe riffs on and moves into the spotlight playing even harder while the singer tries to start the song

My autistic recap below. Feel free to skip if you've read. I'm fighting the bullshit DMCA takedown from Joe that posted his deleted post using unreddit. I literally have no idea how using the reddit system to un-delete a post that was written on their platform, that Hearst owns in perpetuity, for fair use criticism amounts to a legit 'copyright' claim but here we are. And there will go Joe because he's a fecklee moooch.

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I'm just going to address this paragraph and a couple other odd ends that are refuted without the easily manipulated screengrabs on imagine-urrr for /u/DOXXER100 to SEETH over being thoroughly out-thought and out-gamed.. yet again. Sorry for being as long-winded as him, had to motherfuck him.

The SG in the video is Eric’s. Carol and I were about to leave and he asked if I’d like to do the encore with the band.

Idk, sure. Maybe.

It wasn’t a huge crowd,

based on crowd noise, agreed

only a couple hundred people,

HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. You hear MAYBE 20 people cheer for their 4th most popular song (based on Spotify streams, after Reaper, Burning, Godzilla)

I was the “happy just to be there” guy. But cut me a break, Seriously, think about being asked by your childhood idols to play onstage with the band.

I could and would overlook 'happy to be there guy,' complete lack of stage presence/chem-uh-shtree, faggy flailing crash symbol arms if you weren't 'trying really really REALLY hard to get them to like me guy' (overplaying, cranking your head unit, refusing to adjust your volume knob) Which results in the pro preemptively telling you to NOT steal solo but let Buck take it now I've literally never seen that happen before even in basement shows.

BTW- Anyone with ears can hear that I didn’t miss a note. Meh, you’d never admit to that. That would ruin the bit.

You fuck up the solo intro here after which point Buck flips you off for drowning him out only to fuck it up.

You fuck up this entire verse because you're too busy trying to add flair like muted neck slides and come back to the wrong fret although you played the first verse normally but felt super cool after botching that solo. "Lips are cold".. "paved with rock'n'roll".. "3,000 guitars".. and the chorus transition. Odd that you stopped the neck slide in the second half of the verse after you fucked them all up...

But my absolute favorite is when you attempt a basic blues fill, fuck up four notes in a row, and go 'fuck it, too hard. I'll palm mute.'

Eric was telling me to turn it up from the time the song started.

Then why, after he turned his hand to the left in the direction of "DOWN" on volume, did you make THIS moo face and say I'm Sorry

Richie disgustedly “saying I was done” by slashing at his throat? ... That was actually Richie looking directly at Buck and jokingly telling him “You’re out of a job”.

Yeah, look at the cheeky grin and joking look of mirth and merriment on Richie's face.. That is definitely not a "bro... I'm SO sorry" face and accompanying shoulder touch. (for those of moo who can't interpret body language, my statement is sarcasm).

I don't identify as a professional musician but if you wanted more keyboards in the monitor would you motion "up" and then point to the keyboard? Or would that tell the sound guy you want to murder the keyboardist?

If you wish you hadn't brought a showboating, fat fingered failure on stage would you mouth "I'm sorry", slash your throat then point to said mooron? This easily manipulated screen grab can be found right before this exact occurrence!

This video has been downloaded and stored so if you need to delete more promotional material to hide your shame like the abashed coward you are, go for it.

Also, nigga do you own ANY shirts that aren't free promo shirts for 15 year old video games or have flames/chains/barbed wire/guitars on them? At least you're not wearing gym shorts here but what a chud.

*edit: I forgot to add the "fuck it, too hard" timestamp. Nothing else has changed, I stand by what I post and don't need to back out after sobriety starts to creep in.

I like how at the end, the guy he claims was complimenting him clearly looks back to the other guy to talk shit about Joe more.

Glad someone who knows a bit more about guitar broke that shit down. It's easy to hear mistakes if you've played some guitar but it's another thing to be able to point out the specifics. His ability to faithfully cover the songs he plays is at about the level of someone playing guitar in a high school cover band. He has to really dumb down the guitar parts of songs he plays to be able to even play them, which he still fucks up. I think he took it down but there was a video of him absolutely butchering All Along The Watchtower which was a real fucking gem. Came off as just an awful, dumbed-down version of the song and all throughout it he's constantly picking extra strings when he strums to make it sound even worse.

Anthony's new Twitter avatar is the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen.

The Christmas picture of Ant with his 11 year old girlfriend and the defeated look of her Dad is the most embarrassing picture on the internet.

Theres a lot of layers to that photo for sure. Lots of disturbing and haunting layers

You vs the 6'1" demigod she told you not to worry about.

That video could easily go viral in a cringe type subreddit.

He wanted to deck Joe so bad.

The sad reality is that Joe getting punched out right on stage would’ve actually improved the show.

That cold stare can only mean "I think we found our new guitarist."

Two men wearing shades at 10 PM.