Joe "Mark all as read" Cumia is bitching about subpoenas at 7AM

21  2019-08-05 by YangtzeRiverChina

It borders on parody at this point. The dumb fuck can't help but give us material. What a time to be a redditard.

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The funniest thing to me is that Joe has to treat his "bands" the same way that brutal Nazi skinhead, RAC, NSBM, etc bands do; keeping events a secret to all but a few vetted "fans", while playing the pussiest, middle of the road, soft rock for mostly disinterested audiences at various Applebees & library parking lots...and it's all because he lacks self control, just like his brother.

Got a nigga's ribs...

The Best U2 Cover Band Ever - but you have to be cleared. So so so so because someone says we are the best, we must be the best.

I found that being in it as long as I’ve been, I don’t need to advertise at all anymore. Agencies book my bands now, they get guaranteed $$.

So we go after agencies next. Also:

The only embarrassing shit-show here would be yours. I get inboxes from dozens of sub members...

Fuckin' cretin.

I get inboxes from dozens of sub members...

Nice boomer understanding of email, stupid.

I get invoices in my e-P.O. box all the time from you libtards

He has never legitimately needed to advertise anything. He doesn't play shows that people go out of their way to see. He is there for the sake of entertaining (theoretically) people who would be there anyway. All of his self promoting is purely for the sake of stroking his own ego and trying to look important. This is a point that really needs to be brought up more. Even when his gigs began getting canceled he refused to let go of this, even though the only practical purpose his advertising served was getting even more gigs canceled. I wonder if he ever got in to any arguments with his band mates over this.

Must have been another night of obsessively tossing and turning after thinking blacks and redditards.