https://m.imgur.com/qSLv203

A man of joe's intelligence would consider that fake news

Sounds about right to me.

After Anthony gets done molesting your daughter, does he give you a bump in your allowance?

I bet these sick fucks take turns and bump fists to tag in and out. Disgusting!

And yet, you keep coming back for more abuse. We consume you.

Weirdly, I was just about to suggest upvoting your posts so they're always visible & I want you to keep coming back.

Nice falied dox btw.

LOL

Who did he dox?

he thought he doxxed theghostofabevigoda, he failed & outted an innocent dude, & the person who 'tipped him off' in one act of confusion.

Ghost of Abe Vigoda.

...only it turned out he's not a Pakistani real estate agent after all; so there's some poor fuck in the mid-west getting boomer prank calls. "Dude.... dude... you suck! Boy, I sure showed him, huh Joe?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZMX9BSVpwU

Joe, you're the one who wants to be 'one of us'. A few months ago no one was talking about you. You got jealous that a sci-fi author was getting all the attention, so you barged in and started begging for upvotes and trying to fit in.

You're here & you can't quit it... Just like how your Mom can't quit sucking cock, even as she's serving an eternal sentence in the second circle of hell. God bless.

You’re my grandfather’s age. Lol @ your bitch ass.

Daddy, why do you let Uncle Anthony touch my no-no spots?

Nigga's ribs

I woke up this early to go to work

Joe woke up this early because he has nothing else to do

Well, it's not to go jogging

https://streamable.com/rh6x8

Sick beats, brothaman. You ever think about hooking up with WiggerRich?

You aren’t one of our species, bovine.

Remember the photo of Kurt Love at your house? Remember how you claimed it was Bobos house? Remember you then got him to lie and claim it was Kurt Loves house? Why is there a picture of you and your girlfriend celebrating Christmas at Kurt Loves house? u/DOXXER100 ?

Because Joe Cumia and Jeffrey Hollander are VERY close friends. Its very likely they contribute to grooming children for AntH in exchange for Joes allowance.

Wonder if Joe realizes that if he ever does rev up a defamation suit against someone that he'll be relentlessly deposed about items like this... and he'll actually be compelled to answer truthfully under oath, not some fake TV court oath.

Feeling lonely this morning, Joe?

Posts by you get downvoted, but posts about you get upvoted because you are indeed retarded, Joe.

How are you enjoying the Gay Days at Disney? Hope you have your red shirt on at all times.

In the words of Nas:

"You a dick-riding faggot, you love the attentio"

Yeah, you most definitely are not one of us. None of us admitted to smoking crack with their mom. The same mom you abandoned when she most needed you. I hope gout gets you, you fat cow.

You’re not a fucking member

You allowed a man convicted of sodomizing a little boy around your daughter multiple times. What the fuck is wrong with you?

Hey Joe, how loose was Jennifer's pussy before your pussy-faggot if a brother married your cum dumpster?

Daddy, I don’t like it when Uncle Kurt comes over and films me.

What a classy family.

Reminder: they didn't smoke crack with their mother, it was freebase!

Brothers that fuck the same hole, stick together.

Traditional values.

Gross.

Jesus Christ. This is so goddamned disgusting and white trash. Plus we've all seen pictures of her and she legit looks like a chimp.

She looks like Stephen King lol

Good for you. When will you take over Compound Media from Keith the Thief?

Imagine posting this and thinking it makes you look cool

Like when he blurted out "and she's a squirter!'

All this tells me is that Joe hates the fact that he had to settle for Babylonian mummy Carol and he has resorted to reminiscing about hookups that happened 70 years ago. All the while telling a message board about it like we're supposed to be jealous that he was getting ass in the 30s.

Joe you know we've all seen pictures of her right? That hag was never cute and neither was Carol.

You're a NEET* who regularly shitposts in this sub.

Pretend you're different all you want, but you fit right in.

*Not in Employment, Education or Training.

He should be the Ringworm leader. As he is at The Big Apple Ranch.

Come on Joe. Decades in obscurity makes you crave some of that clout.

Don't you brag about us at parties, or when you lift your latest Confedarations flag? You fit in here perfect.

Daddy, why does Uncle Anthony make me suck on lollipops all the time?

Nice anti-semetic triple parenthesis, Hitler-loving wop.

Epic pwn, grandpa

Because you're the biggest dipshit here with nothing else to do. You admitted it. Instead of thinking about retirement, you do shit like this. You never even had a real job, so who am I kidding?

Then why are you here every 3 hours to keep insisting you aren’t bothered by us?

moooooooooooooo

Daddy, I fell asleep in Uncle Anthony’s movie room and when I woke up my butt hurt. What did he do to me daddy?

Do Anything Anthony says Layla, it's very important to dance when my little brother says so; so we can eat dinner as I am a useless old sack of shit who cannot provide for or protect his family. One day you'll be old enough to understand. Now give a kiss to your uncle Jeffrey he's leaving.

So you just admitted your sissy brother is bothered by this place. You don't get any gigs cancelled because you don't have any. Plastic bag conventions don't count. Calling yourself a masochist by definition means you enjoy the pain caused by this sub. Which is not the same as being "Mr. I'm Blubber You're Glue". It means every accurate insult hits home.

Now go and make the Crypt Keeper piss herself yet again.

I’m you’re mom and you prolapsed my asshole in the funeral home! You could have at least had the decency to took it all back in before they put me in the dirt.

People don’t have a way to cancel your gigs anymore? Did people just naturally lose interest?

We are a twisted form of entertainment but not for you, stupid. You are the joke.

Keep saying and doing stupid things and never stop being you! 👍🏻

If I were bothered by any of this, would I ever come here?

Yes, constantly. If you were bothered you'd also filed countless false DMCA claims to try and suppress proof that Blue Oyster Cult thought you were a brain-dead cunt and that you invited a convicted child rapist into your home on multiple occasions. That's what you would do it you were bothered by any of this.

Wait a minute....

"I've always been a bit of a masochist" Is this Joseph Cumia or Jim Norton? You edgy old fuckin man, act like the 68 year old you are. "Bit of a masochist" fuck you. You seriously typed that?

S E E

Y O U

A T

T H E

N E X T

G I G !

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Real believeable post Joe. Youre proud that we make your life an embarrassing shitshow. How many gigs have you lost total now? Why dont you advertise them online anymore?

Hold on a second, exactly how many bands do you own? Make the haters shut up by flaunting your success.

absolute drivel

I read the first few paragraphs before zoning out from your droning boomer bullshit, but im really glad you finally learned something. Its realy surprising to hear givin your history of utter stupidity. “War Hero Joe wins again huh folks?”

I stopped at the first 2 sentences lmao.

Why did you let anthony molest carols daughter, then do nothing when he bragged about it on his "show"

Daddy, why does uncle Anthony tell me to close my eyes and open my mouth, and then he puts something soft in it.

Can we find who these “agencies” are and let them know Joe is a humongous racist.

There you again name dropping Opie, the guy that can't stand you or your pederast brother. You were never gonna be a co-host on that show. Ever.

Do you constantly shit on your daughter for not being a BOOMER? Just wondering

I hope he trashes his daughter for being a libtard in her obituary

your “racism” drivel

https://imgur.com/a/eVVKi

NICE TRY LIBTARD BUT THOSE ARE ACTUALLY ALL FAKE. CHECK AND MATE.

I call that bold talk from a cow-eyed fat man.

Shut up faggot, no one is reading this. Must suck being a faggot who can't even get a boner. Geezer faaaag.

Youre a fat shit and your gigs are fucked til your fat ass keels over and dies. The end. Doxx me faggit

listen to your “racism” drivel

Your posts were and are legitimately racist. You shit all over blacks and other minorities constantly. I can't tell if you're that stupid and really don't get how your posts are textbook-definition racist or if you're just lying like you did on The People's Court.

tl;dr

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Way to embarrass yourself on stage with blue cult oysters, fag.

430 words on why he doesn't care about us.

Methinks the heifer doth protest too much...

I couldn't help but laugh out loud at this one. He's so hopping mad. All he wants to do is tell people which Applebee's he'll be at and he can't. What a great Monday.

From your filthy Walmart wardrobe that you wear to gigs to your classless gun case by the front door of your trashy home, no one believes you possess a shred of class, dignity or self-awareness.

You and your brother are pathological liars.

Google and go after all of the U2 and Journey tributes worldwide. Any one if them could be mine... hahaha!! In fact, if you get anyone to listen to your “racism” drivel use my name and tell them I’m in the band... LOL. They’ll tell you they don’t know anyone by that name.

Am I reading this right? You’re saying that the reason people can’t get your gigs canceled is because you’re now doing shows under an alias or disguise? Yeah that doesn’t sound insane at all.

The dumbest people always seem to be the wordiest.

Joe, your biggest "accomplishment" is being Anthony's brother, that's it. People despise you because you're a fucking moron who think he's intelligent and you drive like a Goddamn asshole. Please crash and die on your next trip to a Señor Taco 'corporate gig' you guinea piece of shit.

Your little brother Anthony Cumia is a woman beating child predator and you cash monthly welfare checks he gives you. You're beneath all of us on life's totem pole, loser.

and doing NONE of the work!! Nice right?

Boasting about not having to do anything for money, bragging about wearing sweat clothes in public, & constantly craving validation & brownie points on social media; you behave more like a millenial than any of us. Nothing you boast about ever involves integrity or pride, just petty boasting & bragging about getting away with stupid shit.

Child.

Can somebody from LI please show up to one of this old fucks gigs and knock him out cold?

We only downvote you so you can use the 10 minute timeout window to take your daughter to school on time.

Those weren't real downvotes - we were jokingly saying "Opie Anthony and Jim are fired - Brother Joe's it"

Are you proud of your pedophile brother?

He'll never respond to you, because then he'll have to be reminded of the very real, damning evidence you have.

It's too bad so many people in that circle are blinded by his appearance of wealth. So many other people COULD speak up, who know the same shit, but don't. Stetten knows all this shit. Dani knows all this shit. Hell, I'm sure Keith knows too. Why am I the only one who isn't afraid to say something. It's depressingly outragous.

I really wish Dani would. If anyone would get attention drawn to it, it'd be the person he's convicted of abusing.

Damn you're stupid.

Angle #347. Instead of focusing on the fact that you're a racist leech who let a sex criminal into your house, you want us to focus on your downvotes. Shut the fuck up, no one cares, you pedophile-enabling cunt.

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This is kindergarten level shit talking

Age.

"this is confirmation that I am most definitely not one of you"

Nigga, are you 12?

We know you are not one of us, retard. We are hilarious, employed, and are not currently fucking a dried up pair of leather pants with bladder control issues.