Imagine the wave of relief washing over Blue Oyster Cult as Joe's stupid, inconsiderate ass lumbered off stage
21 2019-08-05 by YangtzeRiverChina
You, a classic rock outfit, are just trying to entertain your fans and this fucking asshole "fan" Joe is fucking your shit up and trying to hog the stage for himself. Keep in mind he thinks he's the shit because he's in a shitty tribute band while you wrote all your own songs. You politely tell him to fuck off, he tries to save it and fails, and then he's gone. God I wish I were in that crowd to see their faces after his dumb ass got kicked off
6 comments
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-08-05
Eric Bloom stood there for a moment looking at the hoof-shaped dents in his beloved SG and swore revenge.
1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-08-05
He wiped the cud stains off of his amp, thinking to himself "that cocksucking cow"
1 PhishInVa2 2019-08-05
As soon as Joes hooves clopped off stage lead singer immediately yelled at the crew. “Who the fuck invited that asshole up here with us? If i find out who did it youre fucking fired”
1 Justsomeapple4 2019-08-05
Joe probably had Eminem’s “Lose Yourself” playing in his head as he got his one moment to shine. “You blew it!”
1 Jungies 2019-08-05
Worst Make-a-Wish ever.
They're going to be pissed when they find out he doesn't have cancer.
1 Layla_Cumia 2019-08-05
I don’t have social media but can someone who does please contact BOC about this fat fucking asshole and see what they say.