"Getting fired was the best thing to ever happen to me."

The best Cumia's publicist could hope for is a segment on Dr. Oz revealing his severe Twitter addiction. Then maybe get on a Celebrity Rehab reboot.

ant and Keith on the celebrity couples one would be fantastic

He’s well past having a publicist at this point.

There are people on Twitter that put out tweets all day long, mostly politically oriented. Must be exhausting.

So easy to point them out as hypocrites most of the time. They spend so much time trying to be PC/righteous they forget how they actually feel and it usually shows through.

Just slightly though.

Puh-haps more dan dat

Unless it’s your job, anyone posting on social media about politics is a retard.

"What am I doing!?"

If only he had one minute to visit his mom the five years before she died.

#NoMoreFatty

Why feel sad?

I smell an alcoholic binge

Joe will pull the plug and then he, Dawn and Keith will find out at the reading of the will that Anthony's thief prostitute Missy struck again and forged a revision leaving everything to her.

What? Is there a problem with tweeting once every 6 minutes at the age of 59?

Chasing Roger Maris

I prefer Reddit, there's less hate on here.

"BACK TO OBSCURITY WITH YOU!"

He screamed to the 11 truck drivers who still subscribe.

I might go get a ticket to obscurity, he has nothing remotely funny or interesting to say, although I like watching a good spiral

Bud Light, Xanax, Twitter. PeRrfEcT nIGhT!

Perfect night!

I’m still hilarious

If you scream FBI crime statistics in your Long Island McMansion and no one's around to hear it, does it make a point? No? May as well get on the ol' twitter.

Nice quantum mechanics stupid.

Someone here called him a mouthy old bitch, and the description really is apt.

The cringiest thing he does is tweet random local news outlet stories about a black that committed a crime. Does this mouthy crone realize there are stories about his arrest along with his mugshot?

The dude acts like he is a small-town blond iowa farm boy that got out of the Marines, started a family and now runs a successful tractor company

THEY ARE ANIMALS!

10 times in an hour? That's very far from the good ol' Nana days ( nights )

I remember when Louis CK was in and Ant was ranting about how the guy that shook him down for fiddy cent was the cause of his fear of the blacks. Then Opie calls in Snoop from The Wire and Ants uncomfortable chuckling hoping she wasnt going to call him out on what he was just talking about. Ant was talking real tough until she showed up.

That probably pays better than his old gig on Sirius doing Opie and Anthony?