If you refer to Carol as "Joe's wife", ants_ccw_permit jumps out of your phone like Bloody Mary shouting "NOT WIFE MATERIAL!!"

57  2019-08-04 by Jim-sucks-shit

I admire her dedication to educating people on this.

13 comments

1  suirogerg 2019-08-04

👱‍♀️ = 🐄’s wife

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-08-04

Knock it off

1  2Shirts4life 2019-08-04

she looks like a gargoyle that's been chiselled off a castle.

1  suelightninglover 2019-08-04

I think the bellybutton is her worst feature to be honest.

1  Pogo_Thee_Clown 2019-08-04

She is just jealous that dry Carol can keep a so called man

1  johnajapanda 2019-08-04

He can't even produce testosterone, he is no man.

1  JMueller2012 2019-08-04

https://youtu.be/pBm1Nm2LeQM

1  YangtzeRiverChina 2019-08-04

I would throw up if I woke up next to Carol

1  late_50s_why 2019-08-04

But would your dick throw up

1  SpitItoutSocratesxyz 2019-08-04

Jennifer and Carol are Joe's only confirmed lays. Makes you almost feel bad for the guy, the only thing he can bed is monsters.

1  GroovyBastard 2019-08-04

Hey, come on now, give the guy a little more credit than that.

Milla Jovovich would have absolutely fucked him if their schedules hadn't clashed. She was practically dripping wet over the thought of a roll in the hay with the chiseled 6'1" adonis that is Joe Cumia.

1  GloryHolejoeH 2019-08-04

No Shit...

1  BlackManMoan 2019-08-04

What about that dude named Buzz? Ant made it seem like he fucked everybody.