Always Been Curious About The Demographics of This Sub and Hopeful Not Everyone is a Loser
15 2019-08-04 by Enjoy-your-cake
We got the Truckers, Brits, Lazy Unemployed Slobs like SpaceEdge.
But I would put myself in the category of idiots paying for the Cameo Videos, who are not definitely losers in life, but way superior rank in this community.
61 comments
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-08-04
I miss u/ThomasDaly and his tinder shenanigans.
1 Enjoy-your-cake 2019-08-04
Look at the bright side, you never killed your 2 year old son.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-08-04
I accidentally killed my 6 year old nephew but I never had a registered sex offender in my house. Life has been pretty okay for the most part.
1 Enjoy-your-cake 2019-08-04
That'a a heartwarming story to know your nephew wasn't molested before you carelessly ended his life.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-08-04
Thank you
1 Phkna1 2019-08-04
I hope you remembered to at least take the sound bar with you
1 Toss__Pot 2019-08-04
Thomas is moody of this place because he was inadvertantly banned, I've obviously unbanned him, he's salty 'cus emily is banned too.
The mods had to be like emergency surgeons at the beginning; deciding which parts to cut out to save the life of the sub, but I hope Thomas comes back.
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1 Toss__Pot 2019-08-04
someone else answer this. Please.
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1 PhishInVa2 2019-08-04
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1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-08-04
A mentally ill, retarded shut-in with a ton of alts and who's been banned from every O&A sub multiple times.
1 johnajapanda 2019-08-04
He so posted a clip of himself fucking an aged porn star off of Backpage. What a champ!
1 mudpart2 2019-08-04
The guy who died from cancer and asking for donations to the Long Island domestic abuse foundation was hall of fame.
1 Enjoy-your-cake 2019-08-04
is that the guy that had 3 months to live and eventually couldn't type? he was funny and handled death fearlessly.
1 StentFeznor 2019-08-04
Philip Marma.
1 mudpart2 2019-08-04
That’s him, couldn’t remember his name. Went out with dignity and humor, and tumors.
1 Phkna1 2019-08-04
Cancer never gets Jim or Sam. It ain't right
1 myRrribz 2019-08-04
Someday we will join him in that big subreddit in the sky.
1 d4n4n 2019-08-04
They keep getting banned.
1 throwawawyy2 2019-08-04
Yeah doctors and lawyers post here. Didnt like mike rowe or some tv guy also post here? And he made a reference to AntH beating his gf on television. It was some guy on one of those hallmark selling old people crap channels
1 Enjoy-your-cake 2019-08-04
We got Dr. Steve and OJ's Lawyer. I agree they are true pillars of their profession.
1 throwawawyy2 2019-08-04
Who are jim and anthony
1 Enjoy-your-cake 2019-08-04
who are Jim and Anthony?! How about the best Andrew Dice Clay Impressionist and Third Mic'er to ever live?
1 unknowkid96 2019-08-04
Where is dr. Steve
1 Enjoy-your-cake 2019-08-04
in a hospice in tennessee
1 Icon_Crash 2019-08-04
Sadly, the only reason that he's in a hospice is because he works there.
1 Phkna1 2019-08-04
I work at Panera Bread and my manager is a vile cunt and I wish she would die of syphillis.
1 late_50s_why 2019-08-04
where is the old hooker photo?
1 Enjoy-your-cake 2019-08-04
it was a video, you aren't missing much, don't worry.
1 Toss__Pot 2019-08-04
My life goes from arrogant success, to borderline homeless & back again on a near yearly basis, but it's not about the destination it about the journey. We're all just one home away from being homeless (except for me, 'cus I got 2).
Who needs fame & fortune, when you got the same stuff that the famous snortin'.
& I'm not a great big fat person.
1 Enjoy-your-cake 2019-08-04
You defining success as affording 3 8 balls and disappearing for 3 days? That puts you in the top 1% of wealth in this sub.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-08-04
Believe I would have more credibility if I wasn’t just another drunk pill junkie.
1 Toss__Pot 2019-08-04
That song's my anthem, I'm working on accoustic cover right now
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-08-04
I molest mental patients for a living. When I use the toilet tank to bathe at KFC I tell customers that I'm Colonel Sanders great grandson
1 Enjoy-your-cake 2019-08-04
Car Crash
Nice set up and no punchline, stupid.
1 sumant28 2019-08-04
I’m a vegan
1 CumiaChildBride 2019-08-04
I'm an elderly man. I take an allowance from my younger brother and refuse to work. I think that I'm a successful musician but I can't even write my own songs. I'm a domestic abuser and I can barely raise my own child. My entire life has been riding on coattails.
So yeah, I'm a pretty big loser.
1 Horst-Wessel-Lied 2019-08-04
When Joe shows, it definitely brings the percentage up
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-08-04
Friendly and repeated reminder that Chris Kuhn was framed by a rogue C_A cell (Deep State) with a crime he didn't commit.
1 age_of_cage 2019-08-04
Just a normal married guy with kids, no sick compulsions, interests or fetishes. I haven't the time or inclination to go into any deep harassment campaign against Cumias or tranny fucking cartoon bandits but I will gladly reap the entertaining benefits with thanks to those who do.
1 UnemployedOpie 2019-08-04
Late 20's, why?
1 Jungies 2019-08-04
I touched a girl's boob once.
1 Toss__Pot 2019-08-04
you join me in the 1%er club
1 PhishInVa2 2019-08-04
Thats fucking gay
1 throwawayoanda2017 2019-08-04
Here’s my dream:
I’m hoping to win the lottery and if I do I’m founding a non profit organization that will employ people to take what we do here but systematically and in public.
Just imagine:
A giant tour Bus with “Feed Nana Express” and the Anthony Mugshot on the side and a large video display, PA system, the works.
The bus could drive all over Manhattan playing various videos from the sub repeatedly (informing those who may not know about Nana and her misdeeds) and it could even make trips to Albertson, NY, Joe’s gigs etc.
Imagine what one of us could do if we had the financial resources and unlimited creativity.
I’m sure that wouldn’t bother either of the well adjusted, sophisticated and dignified Cumia Brothers.
1 Toss__Pot 2019-08-04
If I hadn't fallen into a self-induced narcotic somnolence & missed a crypto swing, I coulda paid for that.
Luckily crypto buys drugs & drugs = forgetting about the extra crypto you should've had if you hadn't bought drugs with crypto. Simple shit my dude.
1 johnajapanda 2019-08-04
Where in the fuck is Stinks??? Is he still alive? More importantly, I wonder what happened to his smoking hot ex-gf who became an escort and shot a homeless guy in the stomach??
1 Boxocox696969 2019-08-04
Yes would like a resolution there. SNN anyone?
1 johnajapanda 2019-08-04
Shiiiiiit! Nigga live streamed JoeH's appearance on People's Court. Come back and update us Stinks!!
1 StuntPeckah 2019-08-04
I've done some good. Taught thousands of children, founded a non-profit that still helps people in need 20 years later, even found some personal success in various forms of creative expression. I am happily married to an amazing woman and we laugh together about everything under the sun.
I've done more than what I set out to do in life. Not bragging and don't have reason to, but I thought I'd give you an honest answer. Especially since I've wondered the same things myself. I've definitely seen that there are cool and caring people here. Occasionally.
I've even had a couple of heart to heart moments behind the scenes with people who posted here about horrific things they were going through. The one that stands out most was the guy whose mom was suddenly hospitalized. We shared some real shit and I gave him some advice about how to deal with it all. He even wrote back to me the next day to let me know my words helped in some way and that his mom had died in his arms.
In my spare time I sometimes make shitty photoshops to share the gift of laughter with strangers on the internet. Haha, ho-lee shit!
1 quasi100 2019-08-04
I do saas scaling and architecture and make 3 times what nana pays joe. But I'm jealous of that cosplaying retard.
1 Imabasketballman 2019-08-04
What does being an "early Kratom pioneer" even mean
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-08-04
Think he's talking about DeadCatz who somehow died taking too much kratom.
1 Imabasketballman 2019-08-04
lmao ty
1 Amish_Supremacist 2019-08-04
I'm basically what Joe pretends to be, a career musician. I haven't written anything in a long time but I'm technically still under contract with Sony ATV publishing. I have thousands of hours in the recording studio plus I spent years touring all over North America, Europe and Asia. My old band sold around 1.5 million records total...sounds like a lot but it isn't if you spread that over a decade.
But here's why I'm an honorary Cumia; I'm 6 foot 1, shaved head, both ears pierced, never finished high school, twice convicted felon and my day job was with the Sheet Metal Workers Union but I did very little metal work, I worked on a tar and gravel roofing crew, starting when I was 16.
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-08-04
I'm fat
1 Alfred_Hitchcuck 2019-08-04
I'm some spic asshole from the Bronx.
1 PhishInVa2 2019-08-04
Ive been working as an advocate for the abolishment of duplexes for a while alwrioght.