You play to old people in lawn chairs, and cunty waitresses tell you to shut the fuck up. Playing guitar's probably pretty fun, but you have to schlep your fat ass and gear across the country, sitting in traffic, making Vines of your drunk and illegal driving. Plus, you brag about it so much, it's obvious you're overcompensating for what's clearly an embarrassing way to earn a living in your 60's. You're like a drag queen, but your creepy "fans" have the fetish of trying to recapture their youth. You're fodder for the pathetic.

Big fan.