r/opieandanthonyxyz: All I ever wanted is to be an entertainer, perhaps a comedian or something but NO I can’t have that. I guess I’ll just post on message boards because I’m jealous of high achievers like the cumia brothers.

All I ever wanted is to be an entertainer, perhaps a comedian or something but NO I can’t have that. I guess I’ll just post on message boards because I’m jealous of high achievers like the cumia brothers.

21 2019-08-04 by UnwarrantedArrogance

God if only I had their lives. You know what’s fucked up? I’ve never even smoked freebase (crack) with my mom. I fucking SUCK.

9 comments

1 UnemployedOpie 2019-08-04

You probably have never had your Gatorade COMP'D, either.

1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-08-04

Joe truly believes that he's in the entertainment business. He's on the same level of entertainment as a birthday party clown or a bouncy castle rental.

1 GypsyDishwasher 2019-08-04

That sucks for you, bro. How are you ever gonna be able to fuck a pair of dusty leather chaps that squirt everywhere with game like that?

1 Justsomeapple4 2019-08-04

The world needs ditch diggers too.

1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-08-04

Everytime I walk past a red Gatorade, I consider killing myself because I can't point at it and proclaim "COMP'D!!!"

1 SuicideAwarenessBot 2019-08-04

If you or someone you know is contemplating suicide, please do not hesitate to talk to someone.

US:

Call 1-800-273-8255 or text HOME to 741-741

Non-US:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_suicide_crisis_lines

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1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-08-04

Shut up fagbot it was a joke

1 UnemployedOpie 2019-08-04

Kill yourself

1 Peckas1 2019-08-04

You scrubs wished you had these credits:

Executive Producer of the Opie & Anthony Show

Plantiff on The People's Court

Blue Oyster Cult guitarist