I'm looking for a badass wedding outfit. Anyone know where I can find a black button up shirt with printed on chain suspenders? TIA

18  2019-08-04 by TheWelfareMan

7 comments

At the Big Apple Ranch, perhaps?

I heard the only way to get them is sucking off homeless men.

You heard right, boy

Should it be big and blousey?

What a bargain! And I can wear it to any formal / semi-formal event

Also works great for court and wine festivals.