You're assuming he wipes his ass.

Doesn’t he shit in a paddock?

He licks his fingers first.

And after.

He uses his tail to smear it all over his body cow ass cheeks

Carol wipes from back to front and gets shit in her cunt.

Which is an improvement

And after squirting she wipes front to back.

And her ass gets horrible infections from the vile effluent.

I hear she does it to get shit in her cunt.

Thats the only lubrication she has

Wrong. She’s a squirter.

Hey when you have such a busy life like Joe you just don’t have time for such niceties like wiping your fat ass

"I just shit while in the shower. It's what I call, The Joe Toilet."

Also the name of the restroom at Big Apple with the sloppiest glory hole.

I bet he does the ol’ waffle stomp.

I spit my drink out. Thanks for that.

I had to pull my rig over, I was laughing so hard

Drags his ass across the carpet probably.

Blacks never wash their hands. Why do you think Africa has so many epidemics?

Wipes his ass off of cum or shit?

Moroccans usually don't

He doesn't have to. Ant has Keith change his DIAPERS.

Blowseph Cumia

Or Ant's ass.

He just lifts his tail.