Boomer idiot joe still doesn't understand the internet

33  2019-08-03 by quasi100

Joe thinks he is "trolling" by deleting his post. Joe proves his retardation again, this time twice.

https://www.reddit.com/r/OpieandAnthonyxyz/comments/ch7kth/boc/eurc81b/

"I delete them to frustrate you..."

  1. An obvious lie to cover up his previous terrible lie.
  2. Your shit is cached, dummy...https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:qMGkjsfXtnMJ:https://www.reddit.com/r/OpieandAnthonyxyz/comments/ch7kth/boc/+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us

I was a BOC fan-boy and acquaintance of Donald Roeser and Eric Bloom since the age of 15. I’ve had the pleasure of sitting in with the band multiple times and had auditioned for the bass slot when bass player Greg Smith (Alice Cooper, Ted Nugent etc..) told me about the vacated position during an acoustic gig we used to play together. He left BOC about 25 years ago.

Danny Miranda (Queen, Meatloaf etc...) ultimately got the gig after their interim bass player Kasim Sulton (Utopia, Joan Jett, J. Geils etc..) vacated the position years ago. Some pretty tough competition, but it did come down to Danny and I. It was close. It was a big disappointment. I knew every song in their catalogue. I shook it off and started to work on my Tribute bands Evolution and Joshua Tree. That was in 2001, right around the time Ant was making a name with Opie up up in MA.

I became friendly with Richie and the Band Geeks through an introduction by Eric Bloom later on. I did their podcast, they did mine, and we became fast friends. I still use one of the guys associated with BG as a drum sub when needed. They’re pretty busy and are all incredibly talented. Check them out in Riotcast. It’s a musically oriented podcast that’s always awesome. Great guests and top notch live studio performances.

Your spin on the multiple videos of me jamming with my childhood idols is hilariously delusional. I’ve been lucky enough to do some things that most guitar players only get to dream about. The SG in the video is Eric’s. Carol and I were about to leave and he asked if I’d like to do the encore with the band. It wasn’t a huge crowd, only a couple hundred people, but the thrill of doing it was apparent. Maybe I was a little over animated.. looking back at it... ooooof yesh. I was the “happy just to be there” guy. But cut me a break, Seriously, think about being asked by your childhood idols to play onstage with the band. BTW- Anyone with ears can hear that I didn’t miss a note. Meh, you’d never admit to that. That would ruin the bit.

Truth (I was actually there)...

Richie disgustedly “saying I was done” by slashing at his throat? ... That was actually Richie looking directly at Buck and jokingly telling him “You’re out of a job”. I know I’m explaining the obvious, but your bit doesn’t hold water when you really watch the video.

Eric was telling me to turn it up from the time the song started. He’s a rock star, not a tech. I wasn’t about to reach back and crank the amp to 11... but he did. If you listened to it... that’s what happens. He turned it up a little too much for my taste. It was blaring off the front of the stage.

I’ve played with them a few times before and since that video. Are they actually disgusted? I think not. I’ll play with them again soon enough. Sorry for fucking up the bit.... Just making some sense.

Other HORRIBLE experiences....

Bill Murray sang Gloria, Mustang Sally and 96 tears with 2U at a Golf club private party up in Westchester... he cleaned beer cans off our PA system and brought us drinks throughout the night. Surreal, But it happened. I have my own Bill Murray encounter story along with 1000’s of other people. He gets around.

I played a marathon acoustic set with Jay Mohr and Adam Ferrara at Bar Nine in NYC. (Jay was Anthony’s only “get” re: band stuff) Jammed with Lisa Lisa from Cult Jam at the same joint....We’ve had Chad Smith from RHCP’s drop in on 2U for a whole set at the Memory Motel in Montauk. Aida Turturro has come to see Almost Journey and 2U multiple times, we played for and jammed with Paul Teutel Jr. at an OCC corporate event we did in FL and I got to ride a couple of his custom choppers around Orlando with him and Paul Sr.

I’ve been a very lucky fuck. I’ve always had fun playing guitar. Anytime, anywhere.

Ok. So now that I got all that off my chest, you can pound this bit into the ground... as usual.

After note: You finally got me to react to something that actually “spoke to me”. The rest of your rhetoric has all been easily ignored for weeks... wah wah wah.... (Charlie Brown adult voice) just FYI.

This should keep you busy for awhile. photoshops, memes, cows, Big Apple Ranch, kid spit, and GO! ...

Ya bunch o’ mischievous li’l scoundrels...

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He writes like such a fucking retard. Everything he said could be true, but the way he conveys it is so astoundingly fucking retarded. Talk like an adult Joe. Stop putting on some wacky personality. As a matter of fact the way you speak and write is a top reason why this sub fucks with you. You aren’t some cute scamp entertaining us with your personality. You’re a fat, elderly, low testosterone, unemployed, leeching, poor excuse for a man. Think about it, would your father talk like that? Well, I’m between taking cowboy cock in his mouth?

He thinks he's a good "story teller" lmao

https://www.reddit.com/r/OpieandAnthonyxyz/comments/ch7kth/boc/euq8b53/

"Nah. I’m a fairly good and cohesive story teller in print... I’m a stuttering fuck live though.. and none of that is BS."

He is completely delusional. Joe, people have only kissed your ass because of who your brother is. You have only gotten things in life because of your little brother. Do you really think a majority of the things in your life would’ve happened if Anthony did get famous?

He also does that lying thing we all grew out of when we were 12 because of how transparent it is. Norton does the same shit. Admitting to one fault (I stutter live) to bolster your believability of a lie. Its psych 101 shit, but considering dummy failed out of high school I guess it makes sense.

It reads like a kid trying to tell you what they did over the summer.

While on Jamison

he really has an ability to type absolutely nothing with a shit load of words

It's like a relentless, idiot piece of AI is typing; no one man can type out this much absolute nonsense and keep going. The Dreck-9000 must be stopped. This sub should send some sort of terminating, killer robot back in time to destroy Roe Cumia and put a stop to this whole thing. It's at risk of becoming self-aware: the internet will be nothing but DMCAs and endless drivel about cover bands in this nightmarish scenario.

Joebots will DMCA other Joebots for posting Joebot quotes. The internet will implode.

Even garbage AI written by Malaria ridden Nigerians makes more sense.

You might say he doesn't know dick about the internet.

he does know about dick though

He has to take testosterone after all so there may be something true about knowing dick. He also has not seen it since 1996.

Oh dear Joe, you can't delete this, & there's nothing to falsely DMCA claim.

Your MOOve, go...

Joe should start a Lisa Lisa & Cult Jam tribute band

He's another failed author. Patty Cakes and Nana will be proud

He really is an ass.

He did an "ama" on one of the old subs. At the end he deleted all his comments and left one last one saying something like "HAHA REDDITARDS now it's like I was NEVER HERE!!" Then people posted all the screenshots they had saved.

He's fucking retarded.

David Foster Cumia over here. I'm mildly surprised that he doesn't use footnotes on his endless screeds.

Truth (I was actually there)...

This blows my mind. He actually thinks his insipid walls of text that most of us don't even fully read have so much replay value, that we're bothered by him deleting them. Like anyone gives half a fuck about what Joe had to say 2 weeks ago.

I care but only because my autism mandates it.

I think Joe is in the comments downvoting everyone. Fuck you, you fake veteran shithead

No way in hell I'm reading all that. I'll just say Joe's a faggot.