Joey Retard Stance

39  2019-08-03 by ZombieRoeCumia

34 comments

Fists UNCLENCHED

Lol i just notice those design on his shirt are chains, he’s just so hardcore

Hardcore in the same vein as those leather wearing homo's.

Imagine seeing that shirt and deciding to wear it to a formal event? Imagine being that big of an asshole?

I love that shirt, wonder what store sells them?

Hot Topic is sold out. Where else can i find one!!?

That's not Hot Topic, that limited-edition can only be picked up at the most exclusive Casey's General Stores.

Looks like the crap they sell at most low tier stores. I would guess Joe shops at Marshalls.

Imagine seeing a call of duty t shirt and wearing it to a gig you’re playing at, the mans a fool.

The Anthony Cumia show does not have formal events.

Nice statements with question marks, retard.

Ok

Should he have worn the one with guitars on it?

Look at Joe's massive 6'1 frame next to Anthony's little bitch manlet body.

I would rather be seen wearing an ICP shirt than whatever that is. What an absolute white trash fucking retard. Also, ZYPE. Hell yeah! Fucking losers.

Sweat or Bud Light

Fat shit with a tiny head (no brains.) What a goombah from the Super Mario Bros movie looking cocksucker.

goombah from the Super Mario Bros

Nice one. I hope that becomes a mildly successful meme here, since the big ones usually get old.

I never noticed that until just now. Tiny headed faggot Joe, we'll call him

Got a nice ring to it. Accurate too.

Remember when he said he hides his weight well? This fucker looks like he weighs more than an RV here.

It's hard to be more visibly gay than this. He looks like he should in a dance-off with Stifler in American Wedding.

Michael Clarke Duncan as Kingpin

Micheal Clark Duncan Donuts.

Joe has some short T-rex arms and his legs seem about the same length as Ant. He has shitty proportions for a 6’1” alpha. Just a dummy with a big torso.

He looks like he’s been cursed by an African witch doctor.

All he needs is Bobo fists

That retarded fucking shirt is the funniest thing I've ever seen.

Joe thinks he's a big dude that commands respect.

He's not.

Those poor old rickets legs look like they're going to snap.

Jesus, look at the booze just seeping out of Ant's pores.

Nice early 2000s hot topic button down shirt, fag.

I really hate the red carpet + advertising backdrop trend to make dumb rubes feel like they're famous. Quite the taste of fame, standing there grinning like retards. Fucking assholes.

sweaty man hand prints on Anth's chest