Mind over matter stage shape

But can anyone do it??

No talent AFTER 8PM!

Done.

He actually. Thinks. He's cool.

Yep. Pretty sad ain’t it?

He’s like my uncle, if my uncle was autistic and had no dignity.

What a pathetic fat fucking asshole he looks like. Someone needs to contact members of the band and ask about this.

Be a shame if they were told about his friend Jeffrey Hollander/SelfcuttingGirl/Joes racist tirades/the peoples court pedophilia claims. It would be embarrassing.

You think a 70's rock band hasn't done worse?...

Playing like shit on stage with them is a much worse grievance to them.

Even the Stray Cats had a song called "Sexy & 17." Sick bastards.

SAD

https://m.youtube.com/watch?reload=9&v=gotG0v9z3l4 Oh Anthony

It’s hard to believe those *ham cubes turned him into a fat sweaty nigger.

*Doritos and Mountain Dew

But were they fully COMP'D?

Just like Eric.

"Ain't that right fellas?"

*crickets

He looks completely out of breath.

ANYONE CAN DO IT.

Nice sunglasses dope.

The mock drumming a crash cymbal followed by the head swing makes me laugh every time.

Also, someone should edit this to Joe knocking Carol on the head with a frying pan before commencing to "shred."

I think its funny when they fat hotdog head takes two steps and is out of breath.

Big boy's got the big bat today, the big bat!

He looks like some drunken promoter’s son who wandered up on stage, but the band’s too afraid to throw his ass off.

That “fuck, I can’t believe how cool I am. 😎” sneer he makes after the cymbal crash makes me lol every time. You absolutely suck, Joe.

🤙🏿

r/praisethecameraman

DMCA! I OWN this POST becuase it is about me! SUBPOENA!!!

I am GOING to keep This short! I am laghfing at all of u right now!! HAHA! THats me <<< Laughing at YOU... Have a nice Day your all obssesed!!! I am BEWLIDERMENT at amazement that you guys are still trying to make fun of me. No effect on me at all but u cary on anyway? GO AHEAD. IF it makes u Jealous redditards happy ruining my life!!! Had a good time with the Boys after the show, asked me IF I (!!!) wanted to join AS A 5th Member (!!!)... When Have any of u redditards been asked by WORLD FAMOUS BANDS TO JOIN? Hmmm?.... MY guess is Never! Sounds to my Ears as if some people mite be jealous?!

Obscurity is bliss. Am completely and 110 Percent Finished Here now.

What the fuck is he even playing? I played with some real bone-headed guitarists before and Joe looks like the the type of guy that tunes with his amp on. Probably turns his amp up way too loud and and only listens to himself play completely oblivious to the overall sound of the band. I want to hate Joe but I just feel bad for the others playing because I know how frustrating it is to play with a boob like this.

Except for the tuning you just described the full video perfectly. I was half expecting him to do the duckwalk or start playing behind his head before throwing it on the floor and setting it in fire.

I’m embarrassed just watching him make an asshole out of himself.

where’s Nathan Gale when you need him

What happened? I missed it

Joe Cumia made a complete ass of himself

It's a shame that joe is literally too dumb to feel as fully humiliated as he should.

Anyone got the full video with audio?

That point and head swing is one of the most embarrassing, boomer cringe things he's ever done and it would be a shame if he forgot that.

It's shudder-inducing

*udder inducing

Mods sticky

Blob Dylan

Someone should post this on the other subs with the title “my autistic uncle finally got to play on stage.” With the way he moves no one will doubt the autism.

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Blue oyster cult is gay and dumb

Look at his tiny head. What a tiny-headed faggot