I wanted to rank him higher on the retard scale but Keith got a nice police pension at 40 and now spends the rest of his days milking Nana's money while failing at a job he'll never be fired from.
Pretty good. I'd put Esther further to the right, Vos a little lower, Fez wayyyy lower, and Keith to the extreme right, but overall this is a solid product.
I tried to be impartial about Fez because he's easily likeable and sympathetic. He could be funny and entertaining but he was also pretty awful a lot of the time. Ron made it great radio.
He could be funny, could take a joke, genuinely cared about people, was knowledgeable without sounding like a douche, actually had a career apart from the show, etc. etc.
I don't remember what he did on that episode, but his positives far outweigh one bad appearance.
It's not one appearance he frequently called in when the guys were even just discussing Kaku.
was knowledgeable without sounding like a douche
Except for when he thought he was more knowledgeable than a professor theoretical physicist on the subject of theoretical physics. I'm not saying he's a fag or that his appearances sucked, but I don't get why some people like him more than colin.
I'd say it was worse, he implied that he knew Weinstein was a rapist but the bravest fantasy he could come up with was to urinate on himself...he should've hired a writer for that one.
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1 CinemapocalypseNOW 2019-08-02
Get ron Perlman out of there and it's pretty spot on.
1 wheelwinghull 2019-08-02
He definitely needs to be up higher on the "faggot" scale.
1 Guatzelot 2019-08-02
Yeah. Sucking yourself off makes you gay.
1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-08-02
Vurrry good. I wish Bobo’s face was only partially seen on the graph
1 of_lower_stock 2019-08-02
Should just be a meaty clenched fist. We'd get the point without having to actually look at him.
1 johnajapanda 2019-08-02
Wtf happened to Mrs Chipperson? I know she went Ruining, but is she posting pictures of her self anymore?
1 DigitechLooper 2019-08-02
She hasn’t been seen round these parts since she got a good #ruizing.
1 cabaretcabaret 2019-08-02
She started posting but was driven out by a couple of users who were less than gentlemenly towards her.
1 johnajapanda 2019-08-02
I remember her commenting on a portrait someone did of her showing her asshole. It was pretty funny.
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1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2019-08-02
Ha, was she happy with what she saw?
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-08-02
Ecstatic
1 nlst89 2019-08-02
How is KTC not higher up on the retard scale?
Also, somebody forgot to put Mel in the bottom left corner
1 StentFeznor 2019-08-02
I wanted to rank him higher on the retard scale but Keith got a nice police pension at 40 and now spends the rest of his days milking Nana's money while failing at a job he'll never be fired from.
1 nlst89 2019-08-02
Fair enough
1 xdavidjx 2019-08-02
He's retarded like a fox
1 nlst89 2019-08-02
Fair enough
1 thaghoulbobeatman 2019-08-02
Mel Karzikstan?
1 YoGabbaGabbagool 2019-08-02
Lol this is fantastic although I think Big Jay gets sone undeserved hate on here
1 StentFeznor 2019-08-02
Hiring his girlfriend, how he dresses, hair dye and shitty tattoos. I don't hate him, but he's earned his spot.
1 SamsSeedWhiteKnight 2019-08-02
No his girlfriend is totally cool. She sleeps with chicks mahn.
1 YoGabbaGabbagool 2019-08-02
Some valid points. I stand corrected.
1 Superbad415 2019-08-02
Every time I listen to the bonfire, he’s shitting on Christine pretty hard. She’s a great punching bag.
1 cabaretcabaret 2019-08-02
He's the biggest cunt of the lot
1 packitchofsositch 2019-08-02
Bobby inserts himself in the middle an clears out any outliers with one swoosh of his 5 meter wide tail.
1 QadanGoesBallistic 2019-08-02
Sue trying waaaaaaay too hard to look feminine.
1 TurningFrogsGay 2019-08-02
Sue and Fez may be Queer, but they ain't faggots.
1 StentFeznor 2019-08-02
Sue ended up above the line only due to Pokémon and cosplay.
1 TheElDan 2019-08-02
I can’t get over how coked up Kurt looks here, and nice touch making Bobby’s head twice as big as everyone else’s.
1 nlst89 2019-08-02
Dr. Steve allowing his wife to get a breast reduction is kind of a fah move tbh
1 aRTie02150 2019-08-02
Yeah because fuck her and her discomfort. Right?
1 marionssilverplatter 2019-08-02
Spoken like a guy who absolutely loves chicks. Especially their tits.
1 nlst89 2019-08-02
Way to read a joke, faggot.
1 will4two 2019-08-02
Bottom left is Dr. Steve?
1 StentFeznor 2019-08-02
Yup.
1 wheelwinghull 2019-08-02
yes
1 Crossings_in_mist 2019-08-02
Fluuuuid
1 Guatzelot 2019-08-02
Yeah! So what? Go fuck yo mum.
1 Leofan7 2019-08-02
Dr. Steve is the Best EggTM
1 mvcv114 2019-08-02
Your analytical skills are finally put to good use.
1 StentFeznor 2019-08-02
I was going to use a logarithmic scale to more accurately show where Joe would be but I didn't want to confuse him.
1 TurningFrogsGay 2019-08-02
Pretty good. I'd put Esther further to the right, Vos a little lower, Fez wayyyy lower, and Keith to the extreme right, but overall this is a solid product.
1 StentFeznor 2019-08-02
I tried to be impartial about Fez because he's easily likeable and sympathetic. He could be funny and entertaining but he was also pretty awful a lot of the time. Ron made it great radio.
1 TurningFrogsGay 2019-08-02
Fez's good days were the best. His meh days were pretty good, tanks to Ron. His bad days were awful
1 FatFaggotSpaceEdge 2019-08-02
Mary Jean literally sucks cocks for a living. How is she not a faggot?
1 StentFeznor 2019-08-02
She's not pretending she doesn't. That is more honest than almost any other woman.
1 ManbadFerrara 2019-08-02
She also wasn't afraid to fight Luis, which right off the bat gives her an edge on Metzger.
1 wurmspurmtsssss 2019-08-02
This is beautiful. You are a true high spectrum functioning autist.
1 KPIH 2019-08-02
I never it why people love dr Steve. He'd always act like a bitch when they had Kaku on
1 fatshamers 2019-08-02
He could be funny, could take a joke, genuinely cared about people, was knowledgeable without sounding like a douche, actually had a career apart from the show, etc. etc.
I don't remember what he did on that episode, but his positives far outweigh one bad appearance.
1 KPIH 2019-08-02
It's not one appearance he frequently called in when the guys were even just discussing Kaku.
Except for when he thought he was more knowledgeable than a professor theoretical physicist on the subject of theoretical physics. I'm not saying he's a fag or that his appearances sucked, but I don't get why some people like him more than colin.
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1 Whiplash91 2019-08-02
Fez's spot on the faggot scale cracked me up
1 Amish_Supremacist 2019-08-02
Ron Perlman should be waaaay up in the top right, he's as big a liar as Joe.
Remember that horseshit fairy tale about him standing up to Harvey Weinstein by pissing on his own hands?
1 aRTie02150 2019-08-02
That's a Joey Diaz level lie.
1 Amish_Supremacist 2019-08-02
I'd say it was worse, he implied that he knew Weinstein was a rapist but the bravest fantasy he could come up with was to urinate on himself...he should've hired a writer for that one.
1 aRTie02150 2019-08-02
Where is Scorch.
That bugs me.
1 StentFeznor 2019-08-02
I have no excuse and I feel ashamed.
1 aRTie02150 2019-08-02
No Terry either.
Got lost...
1 StentFeznor 2019-08-02
Guess I forgot to graph...
1 aRTie02150 2019-08-02
Fuckin home run.
1 marionssilverplatter 2019-08-02
He’s a few inches off screen to the bottom left
1 nsfw_ever 2019-08-02
I’d put Pepper Hicks just to the left of Soder
1 therealstinks 2019-08-02
how dare you call mullen a fag
1 2Shirts4life 2019-08-02
nudes to dudes, he did it to himself
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2019-08-02
Seems fairly accurate. ESD isn't that much of a faggot but he is a little retarded so that's a good spot for him.
1 2Shirts4life 2019-08-02
I was going to ask where Norm is, but if he's not on here because he's above all this then i accept that
1 Dachosen17 2019-08-02
what is the slope of (retard,faggot) joe cumia to dr steve.
1 wheelwinghull 2019-08-02
1
1 SpitItoutSocratesxyz 2019-08-02
40+ faces and not one of them come close to the sheer ugliness of Sam and Anthony.
1 niceusernamestupid 2019-08-02
Ron Pearlman can put his retard maw around my nuts
1 AaltonEverallys 2019-08-02
I’ve stared at this way too long
1 inheritted_allele 2019-08-02
I love how scientific this is.
1 ihateyourparentstoo 2019-08-02
Accurate af
1 DeadWithoutMyDavid 2019-08-02
Ah, the Lavergne-Kurlan Scale of Human Cognition
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1 johnnyroberts 2019-08-02
I laughed and then realized I could not share this with anyone because they would not understand what is going on here.
1 aRTie02150 2019-08-02
OP should put it on dataisbeautiful
1 Persianschlong 2019-08-02
Colin a notch left, Vos left of DeRosa, and Dawn 2 left and 1 down cuz of her ass
1 ConchoPetesHugePenis 2019-08-02
You trippin. Esther talks about munching box on the regular.
1 SpiralStatic90 2019-08-02
I'm leaving this sub the second we turn on Dr Steve. God bless you, we do not deserve an angel of your caliber.
1 Belchides 2019-08-02
Why is red letter media guy there?
1 flagrantBird 2019-08-02
Maybe put Nick and J a little lower on the faggot axis and this is about perfect.
1 deep_legal_shit 2019-08-02
nick's retard placement is a bit off
1 TangerineReam 2019-08-02
Switch the Opie and Rogan head positions, and you got yourself an accurate chart...
1 unknowkid96 2019-08-02
Gavin mcinnes is better than Collin Quinn.