Such an infuriating clip, listening to Jim "Toast" Norton talk out of his ass.

what do you think Jim Nortain's "own struggles with a higher power" are?

They have something to do with Princess Alena and her Thor hamner cock.

His dad told him when he was 29 that if he was going to live under his roof he was going to church on Sunday morning.

Hate to say it but Jim is actually pretty good at bullshitting his way into forcing others to view him as a troubled alcoholic.

Not because he’s good at being “genuine”, but because it’d be too uncomfortable to witness him crumble and reveal his phoniness because he’s clearly made it into a crucial life component to how he wants to be portrayed.

It’s unfortunately cruel to take that away from him so none of his friends ever did. They all knew and talked behind his back, though. It was that one sensitive topic no one brought up around him, and although Doug almost crossed the line here, he probably sensed Ant and Opie’s tone and body language in the room that it wasn’t a good idea to go there, even though they both secretly wanted him to.

It proves that Ant must have some level of restraint, able to bite his tongue listening to the worm preach, considering that he himself has been a genuine chronic alcoholic for decades

Hate to say it but Jim is actually pretty good at bullshitting his way into forcing others to view him as a troubled alcoholic.

you can tell that because he speaks slow and over-enunciates his words.

Almost like it's rehearsed...

Duuuude! Ya got your shmarmy banalities, ya got your commonality of language. Boom! You're languishing in mediocrity

I broke my career man!

I mean he's that same sort of Gen X nerd who will suck a dick cause he doesn't conform to Christianity or some shit, so he's at least part fag like they all are.

His anti-procreation bullshit is painful to listen to. He's parroting the (((narrative))) and thinks he's a rebel doing it.

Gen X are the ultimate degenerate Jew shills, they think the greatest threat to the planet is flyover Bible Belt people.

Retard

Found the Gen X. You still wearing flannel and thinking hating all authority is awesome?

Are you one of those fags that calls people Boomers thinking it's a cool burn? Gen X, Boomers, Millenials, who the fuck gives a shit? Stanhope is a legend, you can't label him as some stereotype just because he doesn't believe in religion and doesn't want to have kids. The guy is a raging alcoholic, he doesn't have time to raise a fucking kid or go to church.

Are you one of those fags that calls people Boomers thinking it's a cool burn? Gen X, Boomers, Millenials, who the fuck gives a shit?

Everyone does.

Stanhope is a legend, you can't label him as some stereotype just because he doesn't believe in religion and doesn't want to have kids.

Yeah I can. Trends are a thing that exists, sorry to have to introduce you to reality like this.

The guy is a raging alcoholic, he doesn't have time to raise a fucking kid or go to church.

Yeah you figured it out, alcoholics never have families and are never religious.

No everyone doesn't you narrow minded boob.

Yeah they do faggot.

You are a myopic cunt. And your insults are shite.

I hate how insufferable British faggots have flooded into here. Oh yeah I'm myopic? You literally said the same insult twice but tried to sound smart the first time. You failed, crumpet nigger.

You threw myopic in my face as if you were going to relate it to me, then said something utterly unrelated to it. Are you an actual, literal retard? If you think someone using a 6 letter word is trying to be smart, you're reaching BroJoe levels of idiocy. Also, I've been here for years. Fucking dolt.

You threw myopic in my face as if you were going to relate it to me, then said something utterly unrelated to it

Do you know what myopic means? It means lacking imagination or intelligent insight. So you straight up saying "your opinion is shite" is the exact same thing. You are literally out here saying there's a radical difference between "your car is fucked" and "your car is broken."

It's very funny to me you're counting letters, yeah "myopic" is one letter longer than "shite." Wow that really fucking baffled me, who could comprehend this dipshit's 6 letter words when his pissy 5 letter words were so clear? You could really fuck me up with a 7 letter word only British people know!

Jesus, you are dense. Myopia isn't a lack of intelligence, it's a narrow-minded outlook. It's literal definition is about near sightedness. You fucking doofus. And as to your comparison of 5 and 6 letter words, I only mentioned that after you accused me of trying to appear clever (a blatant showing of your insecurity) when I was doing no such thing. It was the word that best fit, ya fuck.

Myopia isn't a lack of intelligence, it's a narrow-minded outlook.

I literally said it means lacking imagination in my description of the word dude, stop being so fucking dyslexic. I love how your entire anger here is you believing I don't know what myopic means when I have literally addressed it multiple times.

And as to your comparison of 5 and 6 letter words, I only mentioned that after you accused me of trying to appear clever (a blatant showing of your insecurity) when I was doing no such thing.

Let me say this in the sort of fashion you apparently need: I said that because you said the same opinion twice in a row, and you attempted to sound shallowly erudite the first time.

Furthermore:

You attempting to shoehorn insufferable verbosity in what ought to have been a simple comment is a hallmark of British faggotry.

You dumb nigger.

you're both retarded faggots. go piss.

I think I'm less retarded though.

Oh do shut up, there's a good dear.

You type like a British person, which makes you an automatic fag we will all laugh at.

Noones laughing with you, cuntybaws.

Yeah I know they are laughing at you.

git tae fuck

git: 'tae' is not a git command. See 'git --help'.

fuck you n aw

Exactly like he said he would stop using offensive language in his material because Trump ruined the fun of it.

Idiots like him just cant accept it's not the 90s anymore and his bullshit about not mocking Islam or Israel is seen for what it is.

I was wondering if Jimmy was late because he wasn’t saying anything at the beginning. Turns out, nope. Just playing on his cellphone at work. Stanhope has to call him out to get Jimmy to engage. Jimmy sucks.

"Sweetie, this is radio, get off your phone and talk into the mic"

Jim to Lady Di

at 59 minutes, Doug's thoughts on the Tough Crowd "hey stupid" phenomenon , he had to stop himself from joining in on that hackey banter.

I have been relistening to the Stanhope podcast recently, there are at least 5 separate occasions where he accuses guests of "pulling a Norton", AKA staring at your phone in the middle of a conversation like a spastic.

Those should be autistically compiled.

And then autistically tweeted at Norton

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