Joe Cumia - I Wanna Take You To A Gay Bar

53  2019-08-02 by redditsipowillsuck

10 comments

BOC is not wrong. A fatass prancing around and carrying on like that doesn’t really rock.

Did you slip some subliminal cuts in there?

BOC was right. No one at this show was thinking “Wow, the fat mouthbreathing one knows how to rock.”

Did you slip in some subliminal cuts?

Waddling, showboating buffoon.

U/doxxer100

You made a complete ass out of yourself in front of your hero’s.

If you had one shot, one opportunity would you capture or let it slip?

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's spit on his sweater already, mom's dead

Hahaha, this never gets even a little old. God bless whoever brought this to us.

It's always a good sign when you have to apologize to the other band members five seconds into the song.

Also good: when they have to bring on the actual guitarist to finish the tune because you're so god fucking awful.

Totally fake. Joe's karaoke guitar playing isn't drowning out the vocals.

I always crack up at how he mouths that half hearted apology, then immediately jumps in front of the singer to show off one of his guitar moves.

What a dumb lack-of-self-awareness RETARD. Also, he looks like a hotdog, and it is infuriating.