Joe said himself that bending over to tie his shoes causes him to lose his breath, but he’s also going to kick our asses if he ever finds us.

77  2019-08-02 by Officer_McGrady

Fat bitch

25 comments

Once his mobility scooter is fully charged, its on redditards

He likes to think everyone here is Josh Fonner. Even though theres been numerous instances of people calling him out and even that dude who was in shape and had the hot trashy looking girlfriend.

30mgs wouldve fucked Joes shit up. Same w Kuhn. Hell Fonner mightve had a shot as well.

Joe thinks he made friends with him but he would probably still gladly shit on his lawn.

Smackhead Stinks had a hot crazy broad ffs

Pics of the gf? Somehow I missed that one

She was just in his insta livestream really quickly once or twice that I remember.

Yeah. We got a peek

I've seen at least 3 people here challenge him to a fight and legitimately set it up. He is such a coward.

The only names that Joe came here and said he’d fight, surprise surprise, live outside the country or across the country. Also some of them haven’t said close to the vile shit as the people who live within driving distance of Joe. Fat faggot would never fight anyone. He is all talk.

He had a list of 4 people He wanted to fight u/JoeCumiasFryingPan is the only one I can remember.

In this comment:

https://www.reddit.com/r/OpieandAnthonyxyz/comments/bwgvo5/im_here_for_now_anyone_whos_not_adept_at_good/epxqyff/

He names TheBlueAwning, Beigefrequency, Ramon_Frunkis, JohnnyCakes... and I'm pretty sure Ramon said yes, although mysteriously Joe hasn't followed up.

Particularly annoying?

I'm... PARTICULARLY ANNOYING!

I can handle it when you misuse or misspell condescending words aimed at my eloquence.

But call me PARTICULARLY HAM-FLIPPING ANNOYING?! That's a Bridge over the River Kwai I'm willing to build then blow up.

I'd easily make Joe suck my dick.

He’s a squirter.

At his age, his prostate probably makes him more of a dribbler.

All you need is to pay admission at the big apple ranch

You telling me you ain’t scared of Airborne Joey? He was forcing preteen Vietnamese orphans onto their stomachs when you were still a glimmer in yer daddies eye.

The legend of Kting Voar, or Snake eating Cow, was often told to keep kids in line.

Joe has no clue how to tie a shoe.

"I ran out of breath trying to velcro my shoes."

You're just JEALOUS of the LIGHTS on my KICKS, LIBTARD

I have it on good authority that Joe Cumia wears diapers.

Used infant diapers on his face

We are all obese slobs living in our parents basement or skinny nerds, so I think Bovine Joe is more than enough for us.

Watch out gang.

ANYONE CAN DO IT