The Brothaman is eternal. They will exhume Ant for DNA testing when his victims become old enough to speak and all they will find is his fake face

DMA testing or to drive a stake through Nanasferatu's heart?

And he'll finally admit he was an active pedophile for all those years

I need a taxi owright

He would call it an "anbleeaunce" like a three year old

He also grew up poor in a 6 bedroom house. Had to share a room with a brother for a couple years. Rags to rich’s

Cement bagged lunch

He was a great b-ball player but was too short.

the fact of the matter is, brotherman was destined for greatness.

It wasn't a house it was a church sir.

poor guy, only got a fawkin USED car when he was 18 :(

Used to work for the mafia just to get by. Managed to get out of that alive. Some call it luck. I call it steering the ship through the storm.

I wonder if Opie's mom is dead or alive

When Joe dies of a massive heart attack,or causes a fatal collision on the shoulder of a busy road, his woods witch will return to the lost, ancient tomb she crawled out of

They’ll find his body clutching a phone doing a reddit search on his own name.

Sssssssssssssssstttt sssstttay www wwith ussss anthony.

In between puffs of hot stale tuna fish breath into his mouth.

And a nice inheritance.

Operator - 911 what is your emergency?

Bobo - Ugggg bluggggghe!

Operator - Sir I can' tunderstand you

Bobo - Hello dis is Bobo from O&A owwwright! You know who I am right?

Operator - What is your emergency sir?

Bobo - Ugggh bluggghe I wasn't on da show but they let me back on because I haven't been on in a while uggggh bluggghghg. I do anything for da show?

Operator - Sir I can't understand you. What is your emergency?

Bobo - Uh I have AA Show bumper stickers for people who recognize me at the train station uggghg bluuughghghg

Operator - If anyone else is around can you put them on the phone?

Bobo - Uh uh uh uh ok mumbles retard shit

Joe - Hello this is Brother Joe Cumia. Airborne veteran, ffffather of FOUR and professional guitar tab reader at your service. My meal ticket clutched his chest and fell to the ground after seeing nig.... a black family move across the street

Operator - Sir, it's a crime to tie up emergency lines with pranks

Joe - This is not a prank. I really am a veteran and my license proves it.

Operator - click

What in God's holy name are you blathering about?

Seems dubious. No one loves Opie. If anything Lynsi will be celebrating by fucking Bam Margera raw.

he's at the beach house because his wife dangles separation over his head if he doesn't stay away from her for the majority of the day

This is serious unwarranted hate Brotherman.

only mentally ill people are at this sub at this point

And hotdog Joe is running to the bank as fast as he can to cash one last check.

I wonder what his last words would be.

Linger.....longer

Moo Cow Joe will die in a fourth-rate nursing home, begging some Somalian aide to change his diaper while reruns of "Moesha" play silently on his 1991-issue TV. And when no one bothers to claim his body they'll dump it in a landfill.