He tries so hard.

oh lil jimmy, they already have plenty of money to pay for tuition in the highest-rated schools in the country! they dont need it for free!

nice bit, douche

Read these tea leaves, bitch!

Im too drunk too taste this chicken, or do some homework does he have any tweets we can report and get him off of twitter? Id make a few twitters for that.

He’s a coward

Eventually he'll get there. It only took him 20 years to work out a Joe C/Kidd Rock joke.

I believe college should be free for homosexual rapists like Jim Norton.

Yes, but only Middlesex County College.

Somewhere Opie is still trying to get his 25" bass picture of his hot philly 6 wife's brother trending.

It's clever because it's the opposite of what you would expect and what a lot of people agree with. Ha.

I want someone to beat him enough that one more punch or kick stops his heart, but I don't want him being remembered and celebrated as a victim. It's a tough one, but I think he'd be forgotten like that Brody Steven dude who killed himself

If you read it in his voice, you can almost see when his eyes bug out at the punch line

Yes, like in his career-making role as Rich on Lucky Louie.

Or every standup special

Two of the same joke in a row? Hack

Just like a 20 something open-micer trying to be funny in search of a gig..

What???! He’s FOR those things??? That’s CraaaaAAZZzy!