Oh god, that’s a terrifying thought. And this is when he was “doing blow” and smoking (i.e. before he quit cold turkey).

smoking (i.e. before he quit cold turkey).

The dumb faggot "vapes." Just has to have something to suck on all the time.

He obviously had the lyrical chops to write "Oh Dara"

"The worst thing ever made by Anthony Cumia about a girl the writer, Joe Cumia, was in love with. Joe met Dara at flight school, she was the instructor’s daughter, and she was a bitch. This information was revealed on the Opie and Anthony show on February 3rd, 2011."

"Endless days turn into sleepless nights..."

At no point has he been intimidating like he wants to pretend to be. With his torn Bugle Boys, fish net half shirt and reeboks. He was probably a half an inch taller before his wonky legs became crooked as a question mark.

Half inch taller!? 6’1...and a half? Holy shit what a giant he must have been.

Right? I had to double check if it was even possible before I typed it.

He must have been quite a whore in the gay bath house scene.

Now he is an old tymer at the big apple ranch scene. Only thing Joe Cumia got good at over the years with practice was getting fatter and being gayer. In highschool he would shoot a dozen eggs out his asshole, now he does the whole chicken. Congrats brother joe.

You know what they say about bigger cushions.

I still can’t believe they admitted, on air, to freebasing cocaine with their own mother. I just can’t comprehend how much of a low life you have to do that.

He definitely cut his thumbs a few times peeling potatoes

I picture him constantly on a motorcycle that he's nearly got running