"Oh wow, man. A solo gig at a Chili's in Patchogue for $50 and COMP'D potato wedges? That's great, congrats. Yeah, I've just started training a new assistant controller to take over for me when I retire next year. I figure, I'm gonna be 55, still a lot of life to live."
I hope Layla hides all knowledge of any homework from him. If he starts helping out with it she's fucking doomed.
"Layla, can you explain to me why your essay has a list of food & beverages written on the back of it? And also some strange names all beginning with 'r/'?
On a positive note I can see you clearly know the word subpoena now, judging by the amount of times you wrote it on here as well..."
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3 PeeSoup3030 2019-08-01
How did he live before his brother hit the lotto? I don't understand how he fed himself
3 TaumpyTearsxyz 2019-08-01
Grass grazing don’t cost a thang
1 of_lower_stock 2019-08-01
Oh god. Everyone in his life must mock him endlessly.
1 SpitItoutSocratesxyz 2019-08-01
"Oh great. The fucking mongoloid is here. I wonder how much the stupid cunt needs this ti-OH HEY JOE!"
1 of_lower_stock 2019-08-01
"Oh wow, man. A solo gig at a Chili's in Patchogue for $50 and COMP'D potato wedges? That's great, congrats. Yeah, I've just started training a new assistant controller to take over for me when I retire next year. I figure, I'm gonna be 55, still a lot of life to live."
1 Skip4play 2019-08-01
He still fucked it up. Seems everything he does, he manages to screw it up.
1 of_lower_stock 2019-08-01
Maybe this is why he attempts so, so little, and always has.
1 Officer_McGrady 2019-08-01
It’s actually 32 words. Joe Dunce can’t even get his stupid fucking joke right.
1 Vawsh 2019-08-01
I hope Layla hides all knowledge of any homework from him. If he starts helping out with it she's fucking doomed.
"Layla, can you explain to me why your essay has a list of food & beverages written on the back of it? And also some strange names all beginning with 'r/'? On a positive note I can see you clearly know the word subpoena now, judging by the amount of times you wrote it on here as well..."
1 Jungies 2019-08-01
Joe's proudly explained how he's home-schooling her and how she's so much smarterer as a result.
Her first pole-dancing gig will be at 12:01am on her birthday.
1 GloryHolejoeH 2019-08-01
She already dances for Uncle AntH in his basement and has been COMP'D an ipad.
1 McGowan9 2019-08-01
You just know he moves his mouth when he counts too.