Well I used to not let friends and family come over because I was certain they would serve me papers, so that's the route I'm going. I'm due for a good psychotic episode anyways.
“Defendant please rise. So, I checked out what youve been posting and i must say...the jury has come to a very quick conclusion to your case. By the power invested in me by the United States, i hereby declare Joe Cumia legally retarded and would like his brother “Anth” detained and sent to Guantanamo Bay. Hes clearly a pedophile. Keep up the good work, Mr Artie. Your art is exemplary. The Supreme Court really likes the direction of the sub. TYFYS.”
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1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-08-01
Well I used to not let friends and family come over because I was certain they would serve me papers, so that's the route I'm going. I'm due for a good psychotic episode anyways.
1 varamyr6skin 2019-08-01
You gained a new follower.
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-08-01
Knock it off you got me looking behind my ba k
1 varamyr6skin 2019-08-01
That makes 2 of us.
1 Sueable 2019-08-01
I don’t exist. I’m in your head. Play with your cunt until you orgasm. My name is Kevin bacon.
1 aRTie02150 2019-08-01
I just make doodles and put Jimmy into historical events. The judge will find as nothing but a rambunctious autist with an odd sense of humor.
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-08-01
If you get sentenced to the chain gang landscaping trump's golf courses I'll toss you a pack of smokes
1 PhishInVa2 2019-08-01
“Defendant please rise. So, I checked out what youve been posting and i must say...the jury has come to a very quick conclusion to your case. By the power invested in me by the United States, i hereby declare Joe Cumia legally retarded and would like his brother “Anth” detained and sent to Guantanamo Bay. Hes clearly a pedophile. Keep up the good work, Mr Artie. Your art is exemplary. The Supreme Court really likes the direction of the sub. TYFYS.”
1 [deleted] 2019-08-01
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1 TaumpyTearsxyz 2019-08-01
What’s the going prison rate for writing nigger faggot on the inter webs ?
1 Toss__Pot 2019-08-01
I want it to happen, I follow Joeh in my real name, he can feel free to try what he wants, I'm not hard to find.
1 SpitItoutSocratesxyz 2019-08-01
I have M on retainer
1 Layla_Cumia 2019-08-01
Anyone of us could represent ourselves in court and talk circles around Joe. I’m not worried.
1 mvcv114 2019-08-01
They got my gigs cancelled. I am not a pedophile.
1 suirogerg 2019-08-01
Thanks for the downvote, Joe!
1 Jungies 2019-08-01
I just want to watch the judge's face when I'm accused of calling Joe "a dunce, a buffoon, a floppy-uddered ninny...".
Joe sitting there trying to look pious and wounded in his Chinese-made Airborne shirt...