Quitting blow cold turkey too?

Can you still see your Willy Johnson?

Just like an AIDS patient ! No offense AIDS patients.

Wait, what about your bacon, egg and cheese on a roll in the morning??

What are your views on ham, boiled egg and mayonnaise 700 calorie "snacks?"

Wow, sounds like a plan and a half! Is it hard or can anyone do it?

NO CHEATING 😎

I’m a weebo for Japanese good.

I don't know what that means but you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded.

Way to fuck up a six-word comment.

I know even less what you mean. But thanks I think.

Are you foreign-born or Cumia-level educated? I'm trying to determine how harsh to be.

I don't know what you're trying to say, but this Weebo sounds like an incredibly childish/homosexual thing to be obsessed with:

Weebo | Disney Wiki | FANDOM powered by Wikia [Search domain disney.fandom.com/wiki/Weebo] https://disney.fandom.com/wiki/Weebo Weebo is the tritagonist in Disney's Flubber. She is a hovering sentient robot who was created by Philip Brainard to act as his assistant until her demise.

No I spelled it wrong I guess. It’s one of those American kids who obsesses over Japanese anime and manga.

Ohhh.. you could've just said:

I'm a faggot for Japanese food

I could just say:

“We’re faggots”

And call it a day too.

To your edit, to say you're "the tertiary character from a 22-year-old B-List Disney semi-animated movie for Japanese food" is a bit much, wouldn't you agree?

And to this point, fair and accurate.

If that’s what I meant, a hammer or two should have been dropped, no doubt.

Like?

Does anyone have a screenshot of that original post handy? It’s been awhile

That’s his masterpiece

6'1".. oh please Joe you look taller than that, all strong and stuff..

I love how everything he writes he acts like he was the one to discover it. Stop coaching wildly in every direction you failure retard. I bet most people on your FB reading that aren't fat drunk alcoholic shits looking for tips.

"Not eating after 7 pm" was designed as a rule for undisciplined slobs who eat 2,500 additional calories in snacks after a full dinner. "No night eating" itself accomplishes absolutely nothing because if you have a net calorie surplus, your body will convert it to fat whether you're asleep, on the couch, or pretending to play guitar.

If Person A eats 1,500 calories between 12:01 and 11:59 while Person B eats 1,500 calories between 7 am and 7 pm, everything else equal, they will both experience the exact same results.

But it feels right to the pseudointellectual and legitimately retarded.

Why does he call no carbs old school?

old school diet was eat as much as you can because you're probably a hard laborer and need every calorie you can get. Joe is fat because he's a shiftless leech who sits on his computer all day arguing with trolls.

I think it's because Joe is legally retarded.

They always tried to make Vos and Bobo trivia a bit on the show. But Vos vs Joe trivia would be hysterical.

I wonder if he made it to day 2 of his diet

He didn’t even make it to day 1 because that “diet” is shit and very high calorie. Fat retarded fuck thinks cutting deli ham into squares alters it’s composition.

You mean it doesn't???

He really is a cretin of the highest order.

Imagine thinking that six meals of mayo/avocado/ham/eggs plus steak and a salad (no doubt with dressing) is going to help you lose weight. With no exercise on top of it. Imbecile.

I swear to fuckin' god, Joe Rogan, I quit eating garbage cold turkey. In no time I was eating six fuckin' small meals per day. I was eating like a fuckin' cage fighter, Joe Rogan. And the weight just fell awff me like I was a fuckin' AIDS patient, no offense, Joe Rogan. If I can do it, anyone can fuckin' do it dawg.

Gas station sushi.