His almost always incorrect use of quotation marks annoys me so fucking much. Dipshit, we aren't all as retarded as you. I don't need quotes to tell me it wasn't a literal scent that you were distracting us from.
Of all nationalities of minority swamp ass and bush cheese I've smelled in NYC summertime, I am gagging imagining what Joe's unwashed armpit stank wafting from his obese guido tank top and shit-stained gym shorts.
He just looks like he smells like a hamper full of NFL sweat towels masked with Axe.
When I was in high school, this guy opened a milk carton and left it in an empty locker in the locker room. The stench of sweaty teenage retards and the sour milk is still vaguely in my mind a decade later. It's exactly how I imagine Joe's aroma.
of every nationality, masked with Axe. That's my memory of the high school locker room and yeah that's what I imagine Joe smells like. His breath, a combination of stale coffee, Mentos, cum, and ciggies because you know he hasn't quit.
Joe is so incredibly stupid that I can't even figure out what he's going for most of the time. Throw us "off the scent"? What does that even mean? This is a public forum, there's nothing infiltrate. Anyone can read or post here anytime.
He tweeted out the SECOND comment he made on that account. So the only post where he didn't want people to know it was him is the one where he was bashing his brother.
Even if that was true, and that is a 0.0% chance. He could douse his clothes with gasoline, 8 1/2 subways, swim through the east river, and still we would know his scent
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1 killgav 2019-08-01
6d chess player Joseph lane Cumia
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-08-01
He's offensively stupid.
1 throwawawyy2 2019-08-01
Hes a fucking problem dude
1 Terahite 2019-08-01
He really had us going there
1 throwawawyy2 2019-08-01
I mean im only 16 and know dick about the internet but even i didnt fall for this
1 Vawsh 2019-08-01
He gave up on the whole 'writing in 3rd person' shtick pretty quickly.
1 FourzyLogo 2019-08-01
He was doing both simultaneously the whole time. A special kind of retard.
1 AntsFailingCareer 2019-08-01
AGGRESSIVE PEDOPHILE
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-08-01
They were MOTHS, okay? It was a joke!
1 SpeckofCoppah 2019-08-01
Lotta problems in that Compound.
1 Nuwanda84 2019-08-01
He also blew a clown to throw us off the scent that he's not gay. It's just an act.
1 daveyistheman 2019-08-01
Joe has all the "time" in the world, for he is unemployed.
1 UnemployedOpie 2019-08-01
His almost always incorrect use of quotation marks annoys me so fucking much. Dipshit, we aren't all as retarded as you. I don't need quotes to tell me it wasn't a literal scent that you were distracting us from.
1 RamonFrunkis 2019-08-01
Of all nationalities of minority swamp ass and bush cheese I've smelled in NYC summertime, I am gagging imagining what Joe's unwashed armpit stank wafting from his obese guido tank top and shit-stained gym shorts.
He just looks like he smells like a hamper full of NFL sweat towels masked with Axe.
1 UnemployedOpie 2019-08-01
When I was in high school, this guy opened a milk carton and left it in an empty locker in the locker room. The stench of sweaty teenage retards and the sour milk is still vaguely in my mind a decade later. It's exactly how I imagine Joe's aroma.
1 RamonFrunkis 2019-08-01
of every nationality, masked with Axe. That's my memory of the high school locker room and yeah that's what I imagine Joe smells like. His breath, a combination of stale coffee, Mentos, cum, and ciggies because you know he hasn't quit.
1 DumbCowJoe 2019-08-01
Joe is so incredibly stupid that I can't even figure out what he's going for most of the time. Throw us "off the scent"? What does that even mean? This is a public forum, there's nothing infiltrate. Anyone can read or post here anytime.
God he's a fucking moron.
1 McGowan9 2019-08-01
Don't read too much into it. He has a complete lack of forethought and is breathtakingly stupid. Nothing more to it.
1 LamarThePotato 2019-08-01
Bovine Joe works for the CIA.
1 mvcv114 2019-08-01
You blew his cover - they introduced Mad Cow, Joe's persistent retard protein, into the general population.
1 Pud_Suckley 2019-08-01
He tweeted out the SECOND comment he made on that account. So the only post where he didn't want people to know it was him is the one where he was bashing his brother.
1 DumbCowJoe 2019-08-01
It's almost as if Joe lies about everything.
1 Persianschlong 2019-08-01
Even if that was true, and that is a 0.0% chance. He could douse his clothes with gasoline, 8 1/2 subways, swim through the east river, and still we would know his scent
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1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-08-01
This made me laugh. He thinks he's a fuckin spy.
1 McGowan9 2019-08-01
He's been called a "spook" so many times he got confused.
1 ZombieRoeCumia 2019-08-01
Didn’t he make a video of himself and post it on that account?
.007 I.Q.
1 redditsipowillsuck 2019-08-01
Joe Cumia is always thinking 2 steps behind.
1 Attonitus1 2019-08-01
"Off the scent"?
So he's essentially admitting Anthony is a pedophile and it's his job to cover it up. I guess that's how he really earns the 60k. Sickening.
1 2Shirts4life 2019-08-01
His scent to too toxic and overwhelming for anyone to be thrown off it
1 Hillarys_Brown_Eye 2019-08-01
Wonder how often he changes his toilet seat.?
1 chex_and_texlemeneux 2019-08-01
He smells worse than a skunk, I bet.