I can’t believe I actually believed him when he used to say that.
If I had any kind of reasoning skills back then, I’d have taken the fact that his entire personality is ripped off of Colin Quinn to deduce that he’s a filthy lying sodomite.
Oh shit, there's actually someone on this subreddit I might know IRL. (I'm in San Diego and I have some friends that work in the animation industry in L.A.)
He fuckin sucks. No jokes just generalized observations so he doesn’t ever have to take a side.
Though it's true he's a worm, he's also the last one standing. I think Jim understands that he'll have a job indefinitely if he doesn't say anything provocative.
it is kind of a hacky and easy joke, since they announced that some politician wants to forgive student loans, and he could've gotten away with it, but the fact that he actually follows that twitter account really looks bad.
I agree about taking out loans you cant pay. but what are you rambling about? Stem majors are the only ones making money. I paid mine back in 6 months with a comp sci bs. It's the 6 years of liberal arts bullshit that's the problem.
STEM majors get jobs. The unemployed college graduates in debt are the ones who have degrees in Art History or Shakespearean Literature or some other pointless shit.
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5 of_lower_stock 2019-07-31
His version EVOLVED
3 redditsipowillsuck 2019-07-31
Just adding to the bit.
1 Bill_Murray_BlowBang 2019-07-31
Subtracting from...
1 ConspiracyModsRFags 2019-07-31
cut it in half...then double it!
1 Kenn_Kennnerson 2019-07-31
Exactly. Crank Yankers Niles Standish originated this bit.
Damn that show was funny
1 ConspiracyModsRFags 2019-07-31
And will be hopefully, heard it's coming back
2 PhishInVa2 2019-07-31
Whaaa!? Jims actually a fraud!!?
5 SensibleKeks 2019-07-31
We don't want to believe that we've been so wrong about a person.
2 LengthyChode 2019-07-31
That line still pisses me off. You know he sat up all night thinking of it too.
3 Jungies 2019-07-31
Nah, he copied it from somewhere. That and his "commonality of language" bit.
2 I_Hate_Knickers_3 2019-07-31
Yep. He really is a slimey li''le worm.
2 kingship75 2019-07-31
edged all night...
2 Amish_Supremacist 2019-07-31
Jim Norton is a modern day "the Fat Jew"
1 SpeckofCoppah 2019-07-31
He is jew though, right ?
2 Foddashow 2019-07-31
It's why he can't watch other comics' specials.
1 ReDMeridiaN 2019-07-31
I can’t believe I actually believed him when he used to say that.
If I had any kind of reasoning skills back then, I’d have taken the fact that his entire personality is ripped off of Colin Quinn to deduce that he’s a filthy lying sodomite.
2 RapistWithHIV 2019-07-31
He needs to pay for this. I want to hear his wormy panicky voice when he defends his lies.
1 Hillarys_Brown_Eye 2019-07-31
I wish I was gay...
1 JimsFutureSuicide 2019-07-31
I hope you rape him on the day he forgets to take his PrEP.
2 TheWelfareMan 2019-07-31
Pathetic if true.
1 AnferneeCumiyayuh 2019-07-31
Above all else... real
1 PlugsandLifts 2019-07-31
He retold it in a silly voice so it doesn’t count as theft.
2 Amish_Supremacist 2019-07-31
the Robin Williams defence
1 TheElDan 2019-07-31
You couldn’t see the Groucho glasses he was wearing when he typed it.
1 DumbCowJoe 2019-07-31
I would say this place needs to focus more on Jim but it really isn't necessary.
His life is one of pure misery without any of our involvement.
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-07-31
His own body tries to kill itself every single night. That's why he wears that stupid breathing mask.
1 RapistWithHIV 2019-07-31
It doesn't mean we shouldn't pile on.
1 GloryHolejoeH 2019-07-31
Yea but we still should add more it is deserved.
1 MCLyleStyle 2019-07-31
He will never be needed or loved by anyone and he knows it. Imagine that.
1 Persianschlong 2019-07-31
we heard you
2 KarlosMarkas 2019-07-31
The other one got automodded because I upload photo to reddit
1 AnthonyCumio 2019-07-31
I ain't reading all that shit.
Whahappan?
3 KarlosMarkas 2019-07-31
Worm steals joke cartoon artist tweeted a month ago.
I see Worm follows cartoon artist.
I call Worm out.
Worm unfollows cartoonist.
Worm blocks our hero (me).
2 AnthonyCumio 2019-07-31
Thanks, bruthaman.
0 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-07-31
Oh shit, there's actually someone on this subreddit I might know IRL. (I'm in San Diego and I have some friends that work in the animation industry in L.A.)
1 son_of_sams_seed 2019-07-31
Cool story.
2 senselessdegenerate 2019-07-31
Jim stole joke
2 i_dont_give_a_care 2019-07-31
It's three fucking sentences.
1 JoshFromMichigan 2019-07-31
The $60k fugitive strikes again!
1 AaltonEverallys 2019-07-31
Wait, Jim is the Chip Chipperson Cartoon Bandit?
1 dassabess0 2019-07-31
No he doesn't. He would tell you if he did.
1 LilLordFuckPants 2019-07-31
He fuckin sucks. No jokes just generalized observations so he doesn’t ever have to take a side.
2 AaltonEverallys 2019-07-31
Jesus like how he wouldn’t tell anyone who he voted for so he couldn’t offend anyone
2 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-07-31
Though it's true he's a worm, he's also the last one standing. I think Jim understands that he'll have a job indefinitely if he doesn't say anything provocative.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-07-31
It's such a shitty joke. I don't even get it.
1 AaltonEverallys 2019-07-31
“College students suck. Durr hurr”
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-07-31
Imgur commenters are fucking fags
1 son_of_sams_seed 2019-07-31
That's what retweets are for, faggot.
1 NickApleas 2019-07-31
It's also not a real opinion, it's a shitty joke.
1 late_50s_why 2019-07-31
Honestly don't understand these"street smart" folks, you are a bum because you are retarded not because you choose to not go to college
1 turdstew 2019-07-31
I saw that tweet last night and it was the first thing from Morton I've laughed at in years. I should've known that fucking worm
1 Wolosocu 2019-07-31
I don't get it.
1 will4two 2019-07-31
I’m going to call him out too
1 cro-magnon_sam 2019-07-31
He stole 60k from his fans. You didnt think he would rob your joke vault too?
1 redditsipowillsuck 2019-07-31
What an awful joke to steal.
1 brmlb 2019-07-31
fucking WORM
1 Frequent2001 2019-07-31
it is kind of a hacky and easy joke, since they announced that some politician wants to forgive student loans, and he could've gotten away with it, but the fact that he actually follows that twitter account really looks bad.
1 Tashter 2019-07-31
Jim Norzia “I’m a weeeiner”
1 moneyonmymind727 2019-07-31
I don't believe it. he'd tell you if he honestly stole it. genuinely
1 TheWelfareMan 2019-07-31
Sticky please, this cleptomaniac gets away with too much.
1 notasodomite 2019-07-31
I didn't steal nothin, jerky!
1 TacolasCage 2019-07-31
Joe is a better person than Norton
1 alt213 2019-07-31
Clearly just an innocent case of parallel thinking.
1 TacolasCage 2019-07-31
The latest Chip animation. Which is just Cokelogic shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMI_ulkDti0
1 TR4UM4T1Z3D 2019-07-31
Punching down, classless worm
1 LamarThePotato 2019-07-31
Taking cues from her friend Big Amy.
0 QadanGoesBallistic 2019-07-31
Hearing people whine about their student debt is annoying, to be fair.
Nobody forced you to take out a loan, you 23 year old unemployed STEM major dipshit.
1 quasi100 2019-07-31
I agree about taking out loans you cant pay. but what are you rambling about? Stem majors are the only ones making money. I paid mine back in 6 months with a comp sci bs. It's the 6 years of liberal arts bullshit that's the problem.
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-07-31
white people don't get CompSci degrees, we just apply for the job and they give it to us
If you can speak English and you can show up on time, you have a future in tech
1 DonkeyPunch19 2019-07-31
STEM majors get jobs. The unemployed college graduates in debt are the ones who have degrees in Art History or Shakespearean Literature or some other pointless shit.
1 MonsteRain 2019-07-31
You are Joe Cumia levels of retarded